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larry.fisherman
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Would you fuck your dad to save your mom?
#26468788 - 02/04/20 04:00 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Say I've got snipers surrounding the building and they're pointing a gun at your mother.
They say "Your mum's been taken hostage, she's gonna be killed. We want you to bum your dad."
What do you do?
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mycosis


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Re: Would you fuck your dad to save your mom? [Re: larry.fisherman]
#26468796 - 02/04/20 04:03 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Take the shot!!!!
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Burke Dennings
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Re: Would you fuck your dad to save your mom? [Re: larry.fisherman] 10
#26468824 - 02/04/20 04:18 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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I have a box of my dad’s ashes on the hutch in the living room for literally this exact situation.
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Re: Would you fuck your dad to save your mom? [Re: Burke Dennings] 1
#26468857 - 02/04/20 04:46 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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My dad has dementia so he would forget the whole thing in an hour
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Re: Would you fuck your dad to save your mom? [Re: viraldrome] 2
#26468876 - 02/04/20 05:01 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Life is precious
Oil up papa!
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Re: Would you fuck your dad to save your mom? [Re: larry.fisherman] 2
#26468949 - 02/04/20 05:47 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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I’d fuck my dad then kill my mom in a special Oedipus switcharoo. Then instead of poking my eyes out I’d go get new glasses.
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Re: Would you fuck your dad to save your mom? [Re: Burke Dennings] 1
#26468954 - 02/04/20 05:51 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Burke Dennings said: I have a box of my dad’s ashes on the hutch in the living room for literally this exact situation. 
Jesus Christ lol.
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Re: Would you fuck your dad to save your mom? [Re: azramb]
#26468962 - 02/04/20 05:57 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Im with burke, my dad is ashes as well.....so yes?
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Asante
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Re: Would you fuck your dad to save your mom? [Re: TheFakeSunRa] 10
#26469022 - 02/04/20 06:28 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Imagine doing that, finishing off and getting told off by your dad for halfassing yet another job.
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Re: Would you fuck your dad to save your mom? [Re: Asante] 3
#26469026 - 02/04/20 06:31 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Burke and Asante ftw....I lol'd a couple times.
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Re: Would you fuck your dad to save your mom? [Re: larry.fisherman]
#26469030 - 02/04/20 06:33 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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That is a very Canadian question.
I know somone who will ask people stuff like this.
Never know what to say.
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Re: Would you fuck your dad to save your mom? [Re: Asante] 1
#26469032 - 02/04/20 06:34 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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I made customized The End by The Doors with Audacity by swapping the worlds Mother and Father and then keeping it in my playlist like nothing is amiss. Its just that more fucked up that way.
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Re: Would you fuck your dad to save your mom? [Re: Asante]
#26469059 - 02/04/20 06:54 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Asante said: I made customized The End by The Doors with Audacity by swapping the worlds Mother and Father and then keeping it in my playlist like nothing is amiss. Its just that more fucked up that way. 
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Would you fuck your dad to save your mom? [Re: ichugwindex]
#26470461 - 02/05/20 03:02 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Burke Dennings said: I have a box of my dad’s ashes on the hutch in the living room for literally this exact situation. 
Quote:
Asante said: Imagine doing that, finishing off and getting told off by your dad for halfassing yet another job.
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Re: Would you fuck your dad to save your mom? [Re: larry.fisherman]
#26470487 - 02/05/20 03:18 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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My moms a bitch uggghh
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Would you fuck your dad to save your mom? [Re: cannabinated]
#26470503 - 02/05/20 03:27 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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This might be a good opportunity to show your dad how much you care about him then
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