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Re: Last weekend I had probably the closest brush with death that I've ever had. [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #26462734 - 01/31/20 07:39 PM (4 years, 16 days ago)

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Did you have any near-death visions? :eek:




I didn't get quite that far -- but I did have several "could this be the way my life ends" thoughts. My entire life didn't flash before my eyes either -- it was more just "god this is a really stupid way to die, a piece of mediocre steak is going to take me out"


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Re: Last weekend I had probably the closest brush with death that I've ever had. [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26462738 - 01/31/20 07:41 PM (4 years, 16 days ago)

Niff


Did you eat more steak after all that happened ?


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Re: Last weekend I had probably the closest brush with death that I've ever had. [Re: trees]
    #26462740 - 01/31/20 07:42 PM (4 years, 16 days ago)

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trees said:
I had this once, food down the lung pipe, breath not moving, and no one was around to save me! I got it out by doing a death metal gurgle scream like cannibal corpse style hunched over. It worked! unfortunately.




Had a similar experience but don't believe i had to go deep enough to reach cannibal corpse level to get it out.
I will have to remember the self fist fucking of the stomach or chest if i experience something worse in the future :smile:


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Re: Last weekend I had probably the closest brush with death that I've ever had. [Re: Big Worm] * 1
    #26462756 - 01/31/20 07:52 PM (4 years, 16 days ago)

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Big Worm said:
Niff


Did you eat more steak after all that happened ?




Believe it or not that was literally the last piece of the steak as I remember it

But if it wasn't I didn't go back for any of what was left at that point

If you woulda put a piece of steak in front of me at that point I woulda been

:woooaaahhh:

But I did immediately go straight to the cooler to get a beer after I emerged from the restroom

:fuckit:


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Re: Last weekend I had probably the closest brush with death that I've ever had. [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #26462766 - 01/31/20 08:01 PM (4 years, 16 days ago)

Niff said you know what? Some apple sauce sounds nice lmao


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Re: Last weekend I had probably the closest brush with death that I've ever had. [Re: Big Worm]
    #26462775 - 01/31/20 08:09 PM (4 years, 16 days ago)

I've nearly choked to death twice in my life. First time was a piece of hard candy when I wasa kid. The next was pretty recent and was surprise surprise, steak. I don't have teeth, I just have to kind of gum it until it's broken down enough to swallow. I didn't do it well enough.. it got stuck. Panic immediately set in and I don't know what do. I'm swallowing like once per second hoping it's going to go. Must've been a full minute until it finally dislodged. I didn't have the thoughts you did. I just kept thinking "oh shit, oh fuck".

Sort of related, I obviously have a problem with trying to swallow more than I should be. It has to be on a weekly basis that I end up swallowing so much that it's extremely painful the whole way down.. like if I didn't know better I'd swear my esophagus is being split the whole way down. It's usually liquid or something soft though. Not being able to properly chew means I've become used trying to swallow smaller amounts the more solid the food is.


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Re: Last weekend I had probably the closest brush with death that I've ever had. [Re: Shroomslip] * 2
    #26462780 - 01/31/20 08:14 PM (4 years, 16 days ago)

That ordeal sounds quite terrifying. Appreciate the heads-up. Glad to know you are well.


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Re: Last weekend I had probably the closest brush with death that I've ever had. [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
    #26462781 - 01/31/20 08:14 PM (4 years, 16 days ago)

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I've nearly choked to death twice in my life. First time was a piece of hard candy when I wasa kid. The next was pretty recent and was surprise surprise, steak. I don't have teeth, I just have to kind of gum it until it's broken down enough to swallow. I didn't do it well enough.. it got stuck. Panic immediately set in and I don't know what do. I'm swallowing like once per second hoping it's going to go. Must've been a full minute until it finally dislodged. I didn't have the thoughts you did. I just kept thinking "oh shit, oh fuck".

Sort of related, I obviously have a problem with trying to swallow more than I should be. It has to be on a weekly basis that I end up swallowing so much that it's extremely painful the whole way down.. like if I didn't know better I'd swear my esophagus is being split the whole way down. It's usually liquid or something soft though. Not being able to properly chew means I've become used trying to swallow smaller amounts the more solid the food is.




Yep steak, as I read it, is often involved in choking incidents. The texture of it is conducive for it I think.

And man I think you should ask a doc about your issue with swallowing since it's happening at such a high rate like that

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Niff said you know what? Some apple sauce sounds nice lmao




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Re: Last weekend I had probably the closest brush with death that I've ever had. [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #26463010 - 02/01/20 03:10 AM (4 years, 16 days ago)

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And how my friends would find me in there a few minutes later dead and how that would really be a mood killer for their poker night.





Lol  It’s on you asshole!!


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Re: Last weekend I had probably the closest brush with death that I've ever had. [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26463088 - 02/01/20 05:56 AM (4 years, 16 days ago)



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Re: Last weekend I had probably the closest brush with death that I've ever had. [Re: feevers] * 2
    #26463112 - 02/01/20 06:33 AM (4 years, 16 days ago)

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feevers said:
Honestly man, you died that night.

This is just the version of you that lived. Many worlds theory.

Just playing (maybe). Glad you're okay, sounds terrifying. As you said choking is more common than most people think.




:whathesaid: had experience it multiple times in my sober life aswell.

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Its feels like we are fixing something from the past towards a great future.:heart::heart:

In my last accidental trip i have experienced a strong split of perception of reality(quite scary) same as the butterfly effect. (THE death of someone teacheth LOVE) to every universe(Quantum multiverse)






Im typically the same, that id rather go to the bathroom rather than to cause commotion to my love ones.
By this OP tale of piece of meat,:wink: im sure that you have thought your friends a valuable lesson in the other side.:wink:
Glad you doin fine in this plane able to share such wisdom here in forums.


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Re: Last weekend I had probably the closest brush with death that I've ever had. [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26463534 - 02/01/20 12:00 PM (4 years, 15 days ago)

That happened to me but with a grain of rice, if I would have inhaled the slightest it would have shot into my lungs.  My wife had to punch my chest to get it up. 

Seemed like she enjoyed hitting me though!  :crazy:


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Re: Last weekend I had probably the closest brush with death that I've ever had. [Re: RobZombie68]
    #26463979 - 02/01/20 04:26 PM (4 years, 15 days ago)

Same thing happened to me pretty much but with chia seeds, and those fuckers expand.

Had me scared for over an hour. Horrible experience: 0/10 would not recommend



Fucking chia seeds


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Re: Last weekend I had probably the closest brush with death that I've ever had. [Re: Atreyu] * 1
    #26464008 - 02/01/20 04:45 PM (4 years, 15 days ago)

so what's next someone choking off a grain of salt

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Re: Last weekend I had probably the closest brush with death that I've ever had. [Re: Atreyu] * 2
    #26464013 - 02/01/20 04:50 PM (4 years, 15 days ago)

That's so scary! I would absolutely be the type to run away to the bathroom to figure it out on my own, so you're definitely not alone there.

A couple months ago at a holiday gathering I punched a toddler in the back because she decided to pull one of those childproof outlet covers out of the wall and try to eat it.


Well not punched, but I gave her a good hit, and it came flying out immediately. Thankgod, because I have no actual idea on how to effectively administer the heimlich maneuver.


Glad you're okay Niffla. Also good job not ruining the party by dying in the bathroom I guess :lol:


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Re: Last weekend I had probably the closest brush with death that I've ever had. [Re: feevers] * 1
    #26464032 - 02/01/20 05:05 PM (4 years, 15 days ago)

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feevers said:
Honestly man, you died that night.

This is just the version of you that lived. Many worlds theory.

Just playing (maybe). Glad you're okay, sounds terrifying. As you said choking is more common than most people think.




Yeah man

Is it Berenstein or berenstain??


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Re: Last weekend I had probably the closest brush with death that I've ever had. [Re: Tripsurfer] * 1
    #26464041 - 02/01/20 05:11 PM (4 years, 15 days ago)

I blame our elementary school librarian for, "Berenstein".  It was always pronounced, "BAIR-in-steen", and it's written in cursive so I attribute both of those details to that mandela effect.

Had my 1st grade brain a better understanding of cursive, I would've caught it.  We weren't forced to write cursive until 3rd grade, and that's ALL we did.  My entire 3rd grade was cursive.  And by 3rd grade I was way past Berenstain Bears, that was child's play.  We moved onto Clifford.


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Re: Last weekend I had probably the closest brush with death that I've ever had. [Re: Newbie] * 2
    #26464099 - 02/01/20 06:03 PM (4 years, 15 days ago)

Damm bro glad ur alright


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Re: Last weekend I had probably the closest brush with death that I've ever had. [Re: Seriously_trippin] * 1
    #26464109 - 02/01/20 06:09 PM (4 years, 15 days ago)

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Damm bro glad ur alright



Yeah Newbie, glad you're okay. I know how traumatizing Clifford was.


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Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: Last weekend I had probably the closest brush with death that I've ever had. [Re: pirate-blues]
    #26464194 - 02/01/20 06:56 PM (4 years, 15 days ago)

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Glad you're okay Niffla.




Thanks Blues

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