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Re: Let's talk about erectile dysfunction [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26466381 - 02/03/20 07:19 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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KetamineAndHoes said:

I never had an issue with erections until a fucked up night a couple years back when me and a friend did cocaine and hit the strip club. That night I was feeling good, coked up, but I suddenly realized I couldn't get hard, even when. a stripper was giving me head. And this created a long-lasting traumatic memory for me because until this experience, I couldn't relate to how people couldn't get hard around girls. 




so let me reiterate...

You were chock full of vasoconstrictive cocaine
Visiting a makeshift whorehouse with a buddy
Getting your dick sucked for money by a professional
So now you feel less of a man cause it didnt come up?

Maybe your dick is more of a romantic than you are?

Maybe it went "fuck literally everything about this situation, with your finger." :no:




:canthelpbutlaugh:

that head down below does feel it has mind of its own.  :penis:

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MrRomanticDick said:
Wtf you just loaded me with vasoconstrictive and now this?





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Re: Let's talk about erectile dysfunction [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26466561 - 02/03/20 09:58 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Plus one Asante! Well put.


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Re: Let's talk about erectile dysfunction [Re: pacmanbreed] * 1
    #26466570 - 02/03/20 10:04 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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MrRomanticDick said:
Wtf you just loaded me with vasoconstrictive and now this?








  :botgirl:


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Re: Let's talk about erectile dysfunction [Re: D3_Myc]
    #26466788 - 02/03/20 12:54 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I actually went soft last night before i could get it in. It's more of a mental thing for me and lube makes my dick go soft for some reason. I get distracted sometimes and if you put the thought in my head that i'm bad at sex we're going to have bad sex.

Happened to me with my ex for like 3-4 months when I was nutting too quick. It got in my head that I was going to do it and she wasn't a very supportive partner so it kind of just snowballed from there.

My current partner is much more supportive though and i've openly communicated with her that it isn't you it's my dumb mind playing tricks on me. So I think we'll be alright it happens.


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Re: Let's talk about erectile dysfunction [Re: KetamineAndHoes]
    #26844853 - 07/25/20 03:57 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I have had an occasional issue.
I found if I - or she just manipulate the poor fella with fingers - relax and enjoy the intimacy, he will eventually rise to the occasion.


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Re: Let's talk about erectile dysfunction [Re: flugelizor]
    #26844898 - 07/25/20 04:35 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I only can't get hard when I'm drunk as a skunk or on opiates and even then it's not to bad. I'm blessed not to have that problem. But I do wish I didn't get hard like 4 times a day sometimes for no reasons. My dick feels like it is 17 still


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Re: Let's talk about erectile dysfunction [Re: KetamineAndHoes]
    #26844975 - 07/25/20 05:36 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Don’t beat yourself up because you got coke dick that one time.


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Re: Let's talk about erectile dysfunction [Re: KetamineAndHoes] * 2
    #26844988 - 07/25/20 05:49 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

When you wake up hard in the morning, grab that sucker. Squeeze it really hard. Feel the resistance. That's raw fucking sexual nitroglycerin in your hands. That's you. That's your shit man, and it's hard as a fucking rock. You don't have a physical dysfunction. So there's no reason to wonder any more if you will get hard when you want to. You will, because you can, and you will remember the feel of your rock hard vagina assassin in your hands every morning and you will only have to worry about fucking her so hard she literally vomits from the force of your shit fucking her into major organ damage.

Go stand in front of a full length mirror completely naked and jack off and watch your cock the entire time. It is a little gay sounding but shrooms do that to you anyway and it will reinforce and implant in your mind that your dick is your bitch and it gets hard when you tell it to fuck someone half to damn death. Then after enough positive reinforcement, shove an Aneros up your ass before you fuck her and you'll be so hard she might ask you to swap out the condom for some bubble wrap.


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Re: Let's talk about erectile dysfunction [Re: lowbrow]
    #26845052 - 07/25/20 06:45 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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lowbrow said:
Don’t beat yourself up because you got coke dick that one time.



Exactly


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Re: Let's talk about erectile dysfunction [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #26845096 - 07/25/20 07:34 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Dont feel like reading the whole OP but virtually everyone over 28 or so should get a script for cialis imo, "ED" or no. Just like virtually everyone should try mushrooms, "medical indication for doing so X" or no. Cialis is good for your heart, your self confidence, and your lover will enjoy it, too. The risks are very low. Just dont eat grapefruit or take nitrates



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