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OfflineHotdog from Space
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Life: The mundane trip (thank God for sex)
    #26461208 - 01/30/20 11:06 PM (4 years, 17 days ago)

Let's be honest, if you had an aunt living in another dimension, an exciting one, and you went to the earth dimension to explore and tell her about it, you would not have much to write home about.

Oh, I went to school everyday, then university, then work, then when I was 64 i was free to do whatever I want, but my back was killing me and I died 10 years later. And I have no idea what the point of the whole ordeal was, and no one else knew either.

The humans were talking about God and ghosts, but it never made any sense, and in the end they just go about with their mundane meaningless lifes.

I met one intelligent entity however, and it was a mushroom. It took me on a trip full of meaning, but then when I was back, it was the same all over again - go to work, earn money, buy useless stuff. And the humans could never really say anything meaningful about the mushroom, whenever they talked about it they just made a mess.

I have not figured out what the goal of the human species is, if they have one, they certainly aren't fulfilling it.

But, the sex was enjoyable.


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Re: Life: The mundane trip (thank God for sex) [Re: Hotdog from Space]
    #26461232 - 01/30/20 11:20 PM (4 years, 17 days ago)

there are lots of exciting things about life on earth... you don't even have to be retired to do whatever you want either


Edited by dk-1 (01/30/20 11:21 PM)


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OfflineHotdog from Space
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Re: Life: The mundane trip (thank God for sex) [Re: dk-1]
    #26461259 - 01/30/20 11:41 PM (4 years, 17 days ago)

Quote:

dk-1 said:
there are lots of exciting things about life on earth... you don't even have to be retired to do whatever you want either




Dude, your title is "masturbator".


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Re: Life: The mundane trip (thank God for sex) [Re: Hotdog from Space]
    #26461262 - 01/30/20 11:44 PM (4 years, 17 days ago)

Quote:

Hotdog from Space said:
Quote:

dk-1 said:
there are lots of exciting things about life on earth... you don't even have to be retired to do whatever you want either




Dude, your title is "masturbator".



dude, have you ever heard of irony? it's one of those exciting things i was talking about.


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Re: Life: The mundane trip (thank God for sex) [Re: Hotdog from Space]
    #26461270 - 01/30/20 11:49 PM (4 years, 17 days ago)

Even sex gets boring once you've done it enough.


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Re: Life: The mundane trip (thank God for sex) [Re: nooneman] * 1
    #26461425 - 01/31/20 03:01 AM (4 years, 17 days ago)

Psychedelic experience and astral projection entering the dextroverse seeing yourself through your mind’s eye on heavy doses of robitussin.  Even then it can get quite grueling after the 20th experience,  and the 5th plateau can seem quite unnecessary when the 4th has you on your back watching the computer monitor playing live videos of Muse in concert.  The 3rd plateau at home with a twisting hallway to your bedroom reminiscent of the Forest Temple from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time


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Re: Life: The mundane trip (thank God for sex) [Re: Rangiku] * 1
    #26461454 - 01/31/20 03:48 AM (4 years, 17 days ago)

Perhaps it is too early for the objective to be realized because we are not mature enough as a whole to reach the peak from which the truth is visable.

I see you. But do you remember being a kid and not being able to perceive why people worked... or what they were doing rushing around all busy like?

Didn't realize the peas and carrots you were going to eat that evening with dinner came from the store. Where someone purchased it with money, that was earned working that job that you didn't realize produced the goods that were sold to pay for the labor that earned the paycheck that is putting food in your belly so you can survive another day.

But you get older and learn how things work. Gotta eat, gotta poop. Need water. Shelter.

Starting to make sense now. But now what the fuck is the point in all that?

You're a kid again now. You just don't know enough to understand the next point yet. Can't quite see over the table at what's for dinner next. Like returning to childhood over and over with each step you take up a pyramid. Each step getting closer to the vantage point. We do this as individuals and simultaneously as a whole.

We're getting closer though.

As individuals, we need to keep on keeping on because every so often someone is born that will do something that exceeds anything we ever thought possible or within our capacity as humans and gets us a little closer being tall enough to see what is next.

Eventually, we'll arrive at the truth if we can survive that long. We as people now will never see it. Just like the people that came before us didn't get to see it before they passed on. But knowing that someone might see it eventually and finally satisfy the ultimate human curiosity is hope and a pretty good reason to press on in my opinion.

Even the most mundane of human existences contributes at least slightly in the end. The trash truck driver takes the trash so Elon Musk can be coaching scientists and engineers on how to drive rockets backwards and shit instead of figuring out where he's going to dispose of his refuse.

About the sex... if smart people don't go back to using sex to make babies more often, we're all just going to end up existing to blow some loads before we go extinct. Fuck that. Let's figure out how to exist in space, eat shrooms and explore the universe until someone figures out what the fuck is going on around here.

*endrant


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OfflineVibe_Enthusiast
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Re: Life: The mundane trip (thank God for sex) [Re: susurrador]
    #26461629 - 01/31/20 06:50 AM (4 years, 17 days ago)

Quote:

susurrador said:
Perhaps it is too early for the objective to be realized because we are not mature enough as a whole to reach the peak from which the truth is visable.

I see you. But do you remember being a kid and not being able to perceive why people worked... or what they were doing rushing around all busy like?

Didn't realize the peas and carrots you were going to eat that evening with dinner came from the store. Where someone purchased it with money, that was earned working that job that you didn't realize produced the goods that were sold to pay for the labor that earned the paycheck that is putting food in your belly so you can survive another day.

But you get older and learn how things work. Gotta eat, gotta poop. Need water. Shelter.

Starting to make sense now. But now what the fuck is the point in all that?

You're a kid again now. You just don't know enough to understand the next point yet. Can't quite see over the table at what's for dinner next. Like returning to childhood over and over with each step you take up a pyramid. Each step getting closer to the vantage point. We do this as individuals and simultaneously as a whole.

We're getting closer though.

As individuals, we need to keep on keeping on because every so often someone is born that will do something that exceeds anything we ever thought possible or within our capacity as humans and gets us a little closer being tall enough to see what is next.

Eventually, we'll arrive at the truth if we can survive that long. We as people now will never see it. Just like the people that came before us didn't get to see it before they passed on. But knowing that someone might see it eventually and finally satisfy the ultimate human curiosity is hope and a pretty good reason to press on in my opinion.

Even the most mundane of human existences contributes at least slightly in the end. The trash truck driver takes the trash so Elon Musk can be coaching scientists and engineers on how to drive rockets backwards and shit instead of figuring out where he's going to dispose of his refuse.

About the sex... if smart people don't go back to using sex to make babies more often, we're all just going to end up existing to blow some loads before we go extinct. Fuck that. Let's figure out how to exist in space, eat shrooms and explore the universe until someone figures out what the fuck is going on around here.

*endrant



:whathesaid:
Very well fucking said my friend:rockon:
Agree with this completely. We've made so much progress over these past years. Think about how much has changed in 10 years.. we actually have photos of black holes now(which is mind boggling to most, including myself)  - we are finding out new things day by day, and now that we have the ball rolling, who knows what comes next.

You CANNOT consider this life on earth to be boring - it's the BIGGEST trip of them all!


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Offlinesusurrador
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Re: Life: The mundane trip (thank God for sex) [Re: Vibe_Enthusiast]
    #26461655 - 01/31/20 07:10 AM (4 years, 17 days ago)

Thanks, Vibe! :mushroom2:

99.99999% of what we know now, we didn't know for some 99.9999% of our existence as a species. (+/- .00001% or some shit) :grin:

We're well on the way now folks!

I was stoked and also terrified about the black hole photos when I heard about them. I've tried to sink my mind-teeth into black holes and just thinking about them becomes a black hole. Was hoping there was maybe a mistake and they don't actually exist. Einshtein vas right! ( At least I think it was Einstein that predicted black holes using his dark math and shit.)


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Re: Life: The mundane trip (thank God for sex) [Re: susurrador]
    #26461737 - 01/31/20 08:19 AM (4 years, 17 days ago)

I had sex on acid once and sex at the end of a trip another time. I was a fucking master. I was so in tune with my body I fucked for 2 1/2 hours straight before allowing myself to cum. The chic k I was with said she had to have came at least 50 times. It was fun but I hadn’t had sex in 14 months prior to that experience and really couldn’t care for it anytime soon.


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OfflineDJ Ed
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Re: Life: The mundane trip (thank God for sex) [Re: 330ci]
    #26462436 - 01/31/20 04:27 PM (4 years, 16 days ago)

I had sex with my wife once while she was on ecstasy! I’m going to have to qualify this now, it’s not a porn story! We’d been trying for a child for a few years. We both went for tests and stuff. Next step was opening my wife up to further investigate, but we said no at this stage and basically gave up to the idea of having a child. So started going to raves and live gigs!

So yeah, we had unprotected sex while my wife was on ecstasy. She pushed back harder than I think she ever has! And needless to say, what a frickin shock a few weeks later when my wife told me she was pregnant.

It was a real mindfuck, as I’d given up to the idea. We went to see the doctor, then specialist at the hospital, who all allayed our fears that the embryo would be harmed by the ecstasy. If anything was wrong, they said, you would miscarry.

Well anyway, Hannah is nearly 15 years old and doing well 👍🏻

I love a happy ending ✊🏻

❤️
DJ Ed


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“It’s like when you see a mountain lion,” he suggested. “If you run, it will chase you. So you must stand your ground.”
Michael Pollan: How To Change Your Mind

“The problem is not to find the answer, it’s to face the answer.”
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