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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26460381 - 01/30/20 02:28 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Fuck is your ex's name or you used to fuck Bruce?


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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: susurrador]
    #26460387 - 01/30/20 02:32 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Fuck both of'em! Haven't seen or talked to him in 5 years, don't really want to either. It's hard to just forget 20 years though.:grin:


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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26460451 - 01/30/20 03:04 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I'd say compared to how most people drive here in Utah I'm a damn good driver. No body here uses their turn signal and everyone drives like they own the road. The worst I do is maybe speed just like 5mph over the limit sometimes. But that's mostly just to keep up with the flow of traffic cause here 50mph speed limit basically means 55-60 for most people.


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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: susurrador] * 1
    #26460482 - 01/30/20 03:22 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Those car balls are epic though. Been wanting to get a pair for ages.

I think they would really go well with my car



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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: Tripsurfer] * 1
    #26460492 - 01/30/20 03:30 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: Tripsurfer] * 1
    #26460545 - 01/30/20 04:22 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

With the awareness our society now possesses in it’s wokeness I see it as only necessary that there be car vaginas as well.  Do you disagree?

Car clit kits?


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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: Big Worm]
    #26460687 - 01/30/20 05:32 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I try to respect the rules of the road as much as I can, yeah.

I drove as a job for like 8 years of my life, and two of those years were in Wyoming -- brutally hellish winter driving with a 4 hour (and that's in good weather) round trip 6 days a week. And those are some LONG winters, man.

So I feel like I'm a pretty solid driver.


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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: Amanita86]
    #26460702 - 01/30/20 05:46 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Would a bike suffice?


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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 1
    #26460726 - 01/30/20 06:01 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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Would a bike suffice?





:ohmy:


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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: Amanita86]
    #26461121 - 01/30/20 09:58 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Amanita86 said:
With the awareness our society now possesses in it’s wokeness I see it as only necessary that there be car vaginas as well.  Do you disagree?

Car clit kits?




I see where you're coming from. I do. But genitalia is really bodular decoration. Truck nut guys should really just do the right thing and tuck em back in so we don't have to see how that would develop and escalate over the years.


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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: susurrador]
    #26461229 - 01/30/20 11:18 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Big time I follow all rules I almost died from a bus that would have decapitated me almost


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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #26461246 - 01/30/20 11:29 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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Big time I follow all rules I almost died from a bus that would have decapitated me almost




Big vehicles ain't nothing to fuck with. I feel like I've seen countless photos of insane bus accidents in South and Central America...

Glad you survived to tell the tale.


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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: Big Worm]
    #26461827 - 01/31/20 09:33 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

The school bus ran a red light even though I had a green light and instead of make a head on collision with the side of the bus and smash kids up I swerved into the other lane of traffic and play chicken with the cars until I had just enough space to slice in front of the bus but he ended up hitting my rear side bumper and spinning me out on the side of the road


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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #26461839 - 01/31/20 09:41 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Just today? Yesterday?:eek: Why not just slam on the brakes and turn hoping for the best? Why would you continue on?


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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #26462157 - 01/31/20 01:20 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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The school bus ran a red light even though I had a green light and instead of make a head on collision with the side of the bus and smash kids up I swerved into the other lane of traffic and play chicken with the cars until I had just enough space to slice in front of the bus but he ended up hitting my rear side bumper and spinning me out on the side of the road




Jeezus


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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26462267 - 01/31/20 02:39 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I turn my subs down at stoplights..... Does that count?


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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26462335 - 01/31/20 03:32 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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I turn my subs down at stoplights..... Does that count?




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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: Niffla]
    #26462338 - 01/31/20 03:33 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

don't ever change spirit shadow

you're one of my favorites


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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26462663 - 01/31/20 06:46 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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Just today? Yesterday?:eek: Why not just slam on the brakes and turn hoping for the best? Why would you continue on?



Because I saw a way to not be seriously injured and I’ll be damned if I’m gonna “hope for the best” instead of decide how to not be hospitalized.  I seen my chances and took em, I wouldn’t be typing this there was no time to break.  It was die (or be maimed severely) or swerve and chicken and swerve.  Don’t be jealous I’m a badass driver

I also kept probably over 5+ kids minimum not end up with smashed bones and stuff.  If you saw it you would realize “hoping for the best” was accepting death


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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: Big Worm]
    #26467075 - 02/03/20 04:10 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

:roadrage:


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