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susurrador
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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: Crazy_Horse]
#26459951 - 01/30/20 10:07 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Fuck yeah.
Drive like a boss.
Follow all the rules except speed limit. And only 5 or so over max. on the interstates.
Keep the whip maintained mechanically.
Driving is serious business. If only we could all drive like a school of fish all the time.
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Tripsurfer
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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: susurrador] 1
#26460056 - 01/30/20 11:22 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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I respect the rules of the road
I believe myself to be a considerate driver. But then again I also feel everybody going slower than me is driving like a grandmother and everybody going faster a speed demon
-------------------- Ach en wee ben ik de klos, met mijn boog schoot ik een albatros... A philosopher is a person who knows less and less about more and more, until he knows nothing about everything.

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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs




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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: MrMoon]
#26460085 - 01/30/20 11:38 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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MrMoon said: I respect no rules of the road. I am the road.


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spirit_shadow
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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#26460094 - 01/30/20 11:44 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Yes I am a good driver. And when shit gets real, I am a great driver
-------------------- ERROR 418 IM A TEAPOT.....(this account is automated, all posts related to illegal activities or advice thereof are strictly from numerous online sites and are for informational purposes only)- Circa 2011 Ban lotto
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Shroomslip
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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: spirit_shadow]
#26460162 - 01/30/20 12:27 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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I drive in Houston day in and day out and I'm becoming convinced that Lexus and Mercedes do not equip their vehicles with turn signals.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: Shroomslip]
#26460185 - 01/30/20 12:39 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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HA! That's Texas, Dallas and Houston in particular, you left out beemers(BMW).
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Dilsnique
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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#26460202 - 01/30/20 12:49 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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The worst, most inconsiderate drivers I encounter have Christian emblems and symbols on their vehicles. Isn't it ironic? Don't ya think?
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: Dilsnique] 1
#26460242 - 01/30/20 01:08 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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...yes I really do think,
IT'S LIKE RAAAAIIIIIINNNNN...
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Amanita86
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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: Dilsnique]
#26460243 - 01/30/20 01:09 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Orange clock, pencil "They threw me off the hay truck about noon..."
*Mark 15:34  Gam zeh ya’avor...
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susurrador
Psychedelic Cowboy


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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: Amanita86]
#26460296 - 01/30/20 01:47 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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My least favorite drivers are usually whipping newer black smoke billowing diesel trucks with lowpro wildly aggressive looking tires and rims that look like they belong on a riced out Honda- but much bigger.
Typically this truck has never been used as a truck nor towed anything other than a plastic brightly colored ballsack that dangles near the trailer hitch receiver which has never received anything other than that NFL team logo receiver cover or perhaps a second set of truck nuts.
This driver lays on the accelerator from freshly green lights letting the turbo rip while leaving the next 20 cars that pass through the intersection in a thick black haze because the vehicle has intentionally been modified to deliver surplus fuel in order to produce the nasty sooty smoke.
You'll usually find this truck parked across 2 spots, or possibly 3 if it's a dually.
Not to mention the ultra nuclear white 90 trillion lumen headlights off amazon that have not been readjusted to compensate for the 14 inch lift kit- so your eyes melt from the reflection in your mirrors when this truck tailgates you until it passes on the shoulder while flipping you off.
This might be an amalgamation of several different drivers I've encountered over the years... but you know the type.
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Amanita86
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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: susurrador]
#26460320 - 01/30/20 01:55 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Oh I’m with you man, I know exactly who you’re referring to..
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*Mark 15:34  Gam zeh ya’avor...
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Dilsnique
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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: susurrador] 1
#26460321 - 01/30/20 01:56 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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susurrador said: This might be an amalgamation of several different drivers I've encountered over the years... but you know the type.
His name is Bruce
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susurrador
Psychedelic Cowboy


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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: Dilsnique]
#26460330 - 01/30/20 01:59 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Nothing against diesel trucks.. fine machine for a farmer.
But when fucking Bruce gets behind the wheel....
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pirate-blues



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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: Dilsnique]
#26460333 - 01/30/20 02:01 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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I generally try to move with the flow of traffic, I don't sit in the left lane, I (usually) try to give people their space, always use my turn signal, generally try not to be an asshole. Living in a city with a lot of aggressive drivers for years has had an impact on my driving for sure though. When I lived there my answer would be more of a no, but that's because you kind of have to be a dick to get anywhere in rush hour traffic .
The only thing that really grinds my gears is people who sit in the left lane. Luckily for me, due to a variety of reasons(one being lots of narrow ass roads with extremely short on ramps), I'm in a state full of people who just love to sit in the left lane going 5 under. That's a situation where I'll sometimes find myself tailgating someone until I can pass them on the right.
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Amanita86
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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: susurrador]
#26460334 - 01/30/20 02:02 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Throw a pair of American/Confederate flags flapping over the bed for the Bruces down south.
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*Mark 15:34  Gam zeh ya’avor...
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susurrador
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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: pirate-blues]
#26460353 - 01/30/20 02:12 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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One can definitely still drive respectably while navigating around left laners.
A random lady I met in Yuma once drove us all the way to get weed in San Diego and back in her Geo Metro going 50 in the left lane. When I asked her why so slow in such fast lane she said because she can see the shoulder of the road better from the left lane...
I kissed the ground when we got back in one piece. Twice on the trip she mistakenly had the car in drive while she was looking behind us expecting to reverse...
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susurrador
Psychedelic Cowboy


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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: Amanita86]
#26460357 - 01/30/20 02:14 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Amanita86 said: Throw a pair of American/Confederate flags flapping over the bed for the Bruces down south.
Fucking flag flappers.
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pirate-blues



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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: susurrador]
#26460358 - 01/30/20 02:16 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Definitely not limited to just the South, unfortunately. Plenty of dumb asses who fly them well north of the mason dixon line.
Quote:
susurrador said: One can definitely still drive respectably while navigating around left laners.
A random lady I met in Yuma once drove us all the way to get weed in San Diego and back in her Geo Metro going 50 in the left lane. When I asked her why so slow in such fast lane she said because she can see the shoulder of the road better from the left lane...
I kissed the ground when we got back in one piece. Twice on the trip she mistakenly had the car in drive while she was looking behind us expecting to reverse...
I mean, as someone in a state with primarily 2 lane highways, it's legitimately a safety issue and it seriously blocks the flow of traffic.
Not that tailgating them makes it any safer. But seriously, it's a passing lane, move the hell over.
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susurrador
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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: pirate-blues]
#26460372 - 01/30/20 02:24 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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pirate-blues said: Definitely not limited to just the South, unfortunately. Plenty of dumb asses who fly them well north of the mason dixon line
And West of the Miss'sippi.
And yes, the right lane is the right lane. It sketches me out even as the passenger when someone is in the left lane and shouldn't be. Easy way to get pulled over by highway patrol and get fucked with.
I like my drives driving. Not pulled over.
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Do you respect the rules of the road? [Re: Dilsnique]
#26460375 - 01/30/20 02:24 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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FUCK! That's my ex's name!
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