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I'm freaking out right now.
    #26459112 - 01/29/20 08:27 PM (4 years, 18 days ago)

I got a job offer after 6 years at a job I hate. I took a drug test today after 46 days of no weed. I passed at home drug tests before just to make sure. Well they told me I would have the results in an email instantly if I passed and 2-3 days if they have to send it to a lab. Well I didn't get the results today and now I'm freaking out. I know how the tests work. If you don't pass the initial test with a 50ng/ml cutoff they send it to a gc/ms lab  to confirm it with a cutoff of 20ng/ml. Probably 6 months ago I got a job offer and failed the drug test after 25 days clean which was devastating. Maybe that's why I'm freaking out.

To make it all worse they said I have protein in my urine and asked if I'm on some kind of high protein diet. I said no and they were like oh I guess you just eat a lot of meat or something. But when I check online they say protein in your urine is an early sign of kidney failure. So maybe I'm just going to die of kidney failure to top it all off. Maybe that's why my body might not be able to filter out the thc metabolites. Amy I crazy for freaking out about this?


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Re: I'm freaking out right now. [Re: searching] * 1
    #26459137 - 01/29/20 08:40 PM (4 years, 18 days ago)

I wouldn't worry about it. I get that your concerned but I'm sure it'll be alright. In any case if there's something wrong at least you'll find out about it now instead of not knowing and just randomly having your kidney totally shut off one day. Try to look at it like that. Better to find out now then latter if something is wrong.


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Re: I'm freaking out right now. [Re: azramb]
    #26459144 - 01/29/20 08:42 PM (4 years, 18 days ago)

And anytime I've passed an at home I've been fine with my employer screening so i wouldnt worry about that either. I'm not a doctor but thats my take on it.


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Re: I'm freaking out right now. [Re: searching] * 2
    #26459194 - 01/29/20 09:12 PM (4 years, 18 days ago)

You're fine, 40+ days is long enough for absolutely everything to be out of your system. Even if you fail (false positives are not uncommon) they'll just have you retest and you'll piss clean for sure. You're already clean after 40 days anyway. And your kidneys are fine, you probably just been eating too much fast food or something.

Relax, chill out, and deny deny deny.


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Re: I'm freaking out right now. [Re: nooneman] * 1
    #26459214 - 01/29/20 09:25 PM (4 years, 18 days ago)

:hugitout:


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Re: I'm freaking out right now. [Re: Bikerfool] * 1
    #26459230 - 01/29/20 09:33 PM (4 years, 18 days ago)

If you didn't break the law you wouldn't have this problem.

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Re: I'm freaking out right now. [Re: searching] * 1
    #26459248 - 01/29/20 09:48 PM (4 years, 18 days ago)

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searching said:
Am I crazy for freaking out about this?




That's normal

I used to be bad for that

Good luck , well wishes and just enjoy


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Re: I'm freaking out right now. [Re: watermelon mon]
    #26459285 - 01/29/20 10:15 PM (4 years, 18 days ago)

such a stupid system where you deny people work for smoking a joint. There is a lot of benefits to an employer to have an employee who prefers weed to alcohol. If its not on work time it shouldn't be an issue.
Hopefully the system reforms with full legalization.


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Re: I'm freaking out right now. [Re: Shiithead]
    #26459295 - 01/29/20 10:22 PM (4 years, 18 days ago)

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If you didn't break the law you wouldn't have this problem.

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Lawl. Rebel!!! Overthrow the established order!!! Unjust laws are made to be broken!!!


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Re: I'm freaking out right now. [Re: azramb] * 1
    #26459311 - 01/29/20 10:47 PM (4 years, 18 days ago)

:popcorn: posting to see what happens. Good luck, I hope you pass!


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Re: I'm freaking out right now. [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26459798 - 01/30/20 08:09 AM (4 years, 18 days ago)

I fucking hate this system. I wish I could smoke weed but right now it's not worth it to me anymore because of just the anxiety it causes me for losing jobs and not getting hired for it. They took one of the few small enjoyments of life from me.


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Re: I'm freaking out right now. [Re: searching]
    #26459805 - 01/30/20 08:17 AM (4 years, 18 days ago)

I faked my piss test with someone else's. No ragrettes. Of course I'm going to cheat that bullshit every single time0

As for proteinuria, it's probably all g, if everything else appears normal. Ur body can dispose of excess protien thru ur piss. Some people naturally expell more than others. If your feet and face are puffing out and ur itchy all the time and you feel physically fucked up then maybe go to the doctor. Its not immediatley life threatening.


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Re: I'm freaking out right now. [Re: trees] * 5
    #26466690 - 02/03/20 11:38 AM (4 years, 14 days ago)

Well guys I passed the test! I pissed last Wednesday and didn't hear anything so I called. They said oh it came back normal. If anything was wrong they would have notified me. Fuckers lied to me when I took the test and had me all worried.

You have no idea how ecstatic I was this morning finding out about it. This job has been super depressing for 6 years. I shouldn't have stayed so long.


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Re: I'm freaking out right now. [Re: searching] * 1
    #26466730 - 02/03/20 12:13 PM (4 years, 14 days ago)

Congratulations man! :highfive1::kaneclap::vibin::rockman::ancientaliens::chong::ruggedwink::shroomeryhead:


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Re: I'm freaking out right now. [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26466734 - 02/03/20 12:15 PM (4 years, 14 days ago)

:awecid:


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Re: I'm freaking out right now. [Re: TaliesenW] * 1
    #26467220 - 02/03/20 05:30 PM (4 years, 13 days ago)

Stress is awful, having a job that you hate can be so toxic that it’s a huge relief when you find something you like.
I hope it works out well for you.


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Re: I'm freaking out right now. [Re: searching]
    #26467252 - 02/03/20 05:48 PM (4 years, 13 days ago)

Quote:

searching said:
Well guys I passed the test! I pissed last Wednesday and didn't hear anything so I called. They said oh it came back normal. If anything was wrong they would have notified me. Fuckers lied to me when I took the test and had me all worried.

You have no idea how ecstatic I was this morning finding out about it. This job has been super depressing for 6 years. I shouldn't have stayed so long.



...:manofapproval:

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I fucking hate this system. I wish I could smoke weed but right now it's not worth it to me anymore because of just the anxiety it causes me for losing jobs and not getting hired for it. They took one of the few small enjoyments of life from me.



Those half dead motha FUKKAS!!:kingcrankey:

...same reason I don’t smoke right now.  Smoking benefits me greatly because I further evaluate things and become more gracious in response to the panic attacks it sends me into.  The American Way has become a steaming pile of fucking sell out bullshit man... made in China.


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Re: I'm freaking out right now. [Re: searching]
    #26467298 - 02/03/20 06:12 PM (4 years, 13 days ago)

Nice!!


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Re: I'm freaking out right now. [Re: Niffla]
    #26467370 - 02/03/20 06:51 PM (4 years, 13 days ago)

It depends on how much you smoke. My bro who was like 5'11" and 230lbs went to jail for some dumb shit but finally pissed clean after almost 3 months.

At home tests are generic and arent accurate to nanograms I would think. They have them at the dollar store by my house.

I think the most horse shit thing to fail for is THC. Its the most recreational and physically harmless drug but lasts in your piss for the most amount of time and is penalized for "smoking dope". I hate piss tests. I have even used the cleansers at GNC and passed when I had to. Nervous af of course..

Congrats tho now its time for a deep trip for celebration, and it only dirties your piss for a couple days lol.


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Re: I'm freaking out right now. [Re: Cosmic Eye]
    #26467746 - 02/03/20 11:47 PM (4 years, 13 days ago)

Thanks you all! It was an amazing feeling this morning when I found out I passed I just kept yelling I passed I passed I passed I passed! Lol my dogs thought I went crazy. After being so bummed out thinking I failed again to getting the job and putting in my two weeks notice today it was quite a roller coaster of emotions.

The job seems pretty nice also. They match 4% towards 401k, 3 weeks vacation just starting out, full benefits, and 10k per year more than I was making.
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