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Forgot to lock da door last night!! πŸ˜³πŸ˜―πŸ˜• * 2
    #26457946 - 01/29/20 04:34 AM (4 years, 15 hours ago)

Woke up 2 am from a nightmare. And decided to get up and pop to toilet, on the way checked the front house door... it was open !!

And I live in very shady area... maybe not every night but once in a while I get un welcome guests outside house checking my door if it’s open at night.

I was lucky last night but shit, that was very potentially dangerous. I  don’t even have a dog anymore.  So what got my flash light out and checked every room and every spot in the house where someone could hide. If u watched the latest Halloween movie, U know how I felt :shocked:


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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: Gypsy Boy]
    #26457949 - 01/29/20 04:40 AM (4 years, 15 hours ago)

Do you own home protection like a gun or great dane?


Dobermans are supposed to be good guard dogs.


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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: MrMoon]
    #26457953 - 01/29/20 04:45 AM (4 years, 15 hours ago)

No guns 😳😣 I'm in uk

Dog died 2 years ago


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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: Gypsy Boy]
    #26457956 - 01/29/20 04:52 AM (4 years, 15 hours ago)

So they like try and wiggle your door knob to see if it opens?

I'm doing work on houses in the ghetto sorta if you even wanna call it that. It's really just low income African Americans majority and a couple whites.

Yesterday I seen some sketch ahit. Some white dude with literally no teeth came up to me and my boss asking if we wanted to buy some matchbox type of car. Or hotwheels some shit like that. He said it was from the 70s. Asking 10$ each. Probably wanted crack or dope but I'm not buying that shit.

Maybe get a new dog. I miss having a dog. Pretty cool animals more so than cats.


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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: MrMoon]
    #26457959 - 01/29/20 04:58 AM (4 years, 15 hours ago)

I got a cat now

And yea just a few days ago someone tried to force my door handle open late at night, it was closed :shocked:


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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: Gypsy Boy]
    #26457960 - 01/29/20 05:01 AM (4 years, 15 hours ago)

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No guns 😳😣 I'm in uk



Could be worse.  You could live in a shitty neighborhood in America.  :shrug:


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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: chibiabos]
    #26457964 - 01/29/20 05:07 AM (4 years, 15 hours ago)

So shotguns are not legal in uk?


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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: MrMoon]
    #26457968 - 01/29/20 05:09 AM (4 years, 14 hours ago)

Not to someone like me :sad:


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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: Gypsy Boy]
    #26457970 - 01/29/20 05:14 AM (4 years, 14 hours ago)

You cant get one off the streets? I bought a couple for dirt cheap no questions asked. But I wouldnt carry it around


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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: MrMoon]
    #26457974 - 01/29/20 05:18 AM (4 years, 14 hours ago)

No, definitely cant get it here, messing with that shit is alot harder in uk bro


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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: Gypsy Boy] * 1
    #26457982 - 01/29/20 05:28 AM (4 years, 14 hours ago)




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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: Gypsy Boy]
    #26457990 - 01/29/20 05:37 AM (4 years, 14 hours ago)

That’s pretty sketchy some rando is just testing your door.  I’m not quite sure how I would respond to that.  Probably start by installing motion sensor lights and get a few cameras that ran the feed to my computer.

They’re trying to take our guns over here but I’m not too sure how that’s going to work out.  I read an article about a year ago how knife deaths in the UK surpassed gun deaths in the US.  It was something like that.  Maybe it was London vs New York... anyways, they were talking about making knives illegal.:facepalm:


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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: Amanita86]
    #26457998 - 01/29/20 05:49 AM (4 years, 14 hours ago)

Who’s trying to take your guns? Lol


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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: christopera] * 1
    #26458006 - 01/29/20 05:57 AM (4 years, 14 hours ago)

The guvament
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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #26458011 - 01/29/20 06:02 AM (4 years, 14 hours ago)

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Who’s trying to take your guns? Lol



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The guvament
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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: Amanita86]
    #26458020 - 01/29/20 06:14 AM (4 years, 13 hours ago)

Locks only keep out the honest burgalers.

Those cordless zip disc cutters are unreal. You can zip through any lock, door, hinge in seconds with a small backpack.


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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: Amanita86]
    #26458023 - 01/29/20 06:17 AM (4 years, 13 hours ago)

The only people taking guns are criminals. It’s against the law to take your guns (unless you’re a criminal yourself), so there’s literally not even one single legitimate organization trying to do so. Anybody that says otherwise is telling camp fire stories.

OP, buy a Ring doorbell. They are a very recognizable and they’ve become a very effective deterrent as a result.


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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
    #26458024 - 01/29/20 06:18 AM (4 years, 13 hours ago)

That’s going to make a good bit of noise though right?  So I guess if you’re home you have a chance of hearing that but if you’re out you’re screwed..


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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: Gypsy Boy]
    #26458229 - 01/29/20 09:15 AM (4 years, 10 hours ago)

i haven't locked my door in like 15 years.


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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: teamkiller]
    #26458269 - 01/29/20 09:41 AM (4 years, 10 hours ago)

I guess you got lucky OP.


My parents live in a somewhat wealthy area where everyone has land and horses.  They have an 8" by 19" window that some fucking weasel slid through with a BIG knife.

We have him on camera but he just wandered through the house, to the garage and left after stealing barely anything except a garage door clicker and possibly a cheap ass machete.

Their house is so tucked away and random.  People do weird shit.


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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: Herbologist]
    #26458278 - 01/29/20 09:44 AM (4 years, 10 hours ago)

Swear to god when I move to uk I will do whatever necessary to keep my guns(or just be able to have one) :/


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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: Amanita86]
    #26458312 - 01/29/20 10:21 AM (4 years, 9 hours ago)

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Maybe it was London vs New York... anyways, they were talking about making knives illegal.:facepalm:




I think it was for one month or so in 2018 or something. More usually:
"New York has a significantly higher homicide rate than London, with New York recording 3.4 homicides per 100,000 people whereas London recorded 1.2. More significantly, London's murder rate in 2017 is still well below the peak in 2003".

I think that law is about carrying knives in public (without good cause) not just owning a knife to slice your bread, chop your veg, or fillet your fish, or whatever legit purpose.

I slept for weeks with a back door that I couldn't lock, and with no back gate to boot! I got the council out to fix it after they cut back the undergrowth along the path that made the door even more accessible.


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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: teamkiller] * 1
    #26458853 - 01/29/20 05:51 PM (4 years, 2 hours ago)

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i haven't locked my door in like 15 years.





And you probably live in the sticks?


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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: MrMoon]
    #26459029 - 01/29/20 07:36 PM (4 years, 31 minutes ago)

I've been locked up for carrying small knives before, whatever that is worth :blush:


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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: TaliesenW]
    #26459240 - 01/29/20 09:39 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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I've been locked up for carrying small knives before, whatever that is worth :blush:





Hah.
I acompanied a friend to a courthouse years ago where we had to go through a metal detector. I kept getting bleaped. After emptying all my pockets, taking my belt off etc...
I'd forgotten the small penknife in a side pocket of my jacket. oops :nonono:

I collected it after the 'trial'. No questions asked. Not sure how they would proceed today. I still carry the same knife in the same pocket, of the same jacket (gilet).

I guess they thought me harmless.



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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: Gypsy Boy] * 1
    #26496193 - 02/20/20 10:18 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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I got a cat now

And yea just a few days ago someone tried to force my door handle open late at night, it was closed :shocked:




A cat was how my dad caught a bugler in the act. Apparently the cat was acting weird around the laundry, my dad came in to find a bugler hiding behind the door holding the cordless vacuum cleaner. Fortunately he just said "sorry, mate" and let my dad escort him out.

A box of my mum's camera stuff was found in the backyard (old analogue stuff, nothing worth much). Also we found he had taken some cookies from the kitchen into the laundry.

He did manage to steal half a wheel of bree cheese and a single screw, one of the ones holding the vacuum charger to the wall.


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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: EbilPhish]
    #26564568 - 03/29/20 06:05 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Well I ordered ring outside camera

I waited for it to go down in price and I found a electrician who's willing to install it at reasonable price!

I will keep u updated :awesome:

No more chavs and hooligans sneaking around ! :crankey:


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    #26564583 - 03/29/20 06:31 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Just strip an extension cord. Carefully route with duct tape,cover 2 spots with electrical tape. Leave leads exposed for the grabbing of the door knob. Leave a light plugged to same outlet, leave on. When light goes out go outside with bat.kneecap a mutherfucker for the bobbys.


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    #26564699 - 03/29/20 07:49 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

What usually happens when you leave your door open:




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Re: Forgot to lock da door last nitty!! [Re: MycoBrainz]
    #26564995 - 03/29/20 10:32 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Just strip an extension cord. Carefully route with duct tape,cover 2 spots with electrical tape. Leave leads exposed for the grabbing of the door knob. Leave a light plugged to same outlet, leave on. When light goes out go outside with bat.kneecap a mutherfucker for the bobbys.



That's fucking dope. I still like the good ol shotgun tripwire trap :awehigh:


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