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Offlinecrabbs
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Shit on me gecko
    #26457841 - 01/29/20 12:47 AM (4 years, 19 days ago)

I live it a place with a raw tin roof,
And, the gecko's, they line me up and shit on me at every chance... The rafter's are a few metre's apart so the really have to line me up.
boom, look up and one is still backed up and his turd is on my shoulder.
wtf, it pre meditated shit.


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Re: Shit on me gecko [Re: crabbs]
    #26457851 - 01/29/20 01:01 AM (4 years, 19 days ago)

you need to start praying to Chtulu.  Become the lizard king you have the potential to be.  At least you don't have scorpions.  I used to live with scorpions.


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Re: Shit on me gecko [Re: crackbaby]
    #26457893 - 01/29/20 02:19 AM (4 years, 19 days ago)

Sounds like you live in my old place. Shit doesn't get real until the rats come over to party though.


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Re: Shit on me gecko [Re: crabbs]
    #26457922 - 01/29/20 03:26 AM (4 years, 18 days ago)

I was living out in the sticks at “deer camp” and I was laying on the couch in the dark watching tv, with a coffee table in front of me.  The reflection from the tv was going across the table and a giant fucking spider fell onto it from off the ceiling..  one of the most traumatic experiences of my life.  I wish a gecko would shit on me!:crankey:


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Re: Shit on me gecko [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #26457933 - 01/29/20 03:54 AM (4 years, 18 days ago)

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Amanita86 said:
I was living out in the sticks at “deer camp” and I was laying on the couch in the dark watching tv, with a coffee table in front of me.  The reflection from the tv was going across the table and a giant fucking spider fell onto it from off the ceiling..  one of the most traumatic experiences of my life.  I wish a gecko would shit on me!:crankey:




bahaha, Thats nothing mate, I see your spider and raise you a toad!


2 of the 4 fat f@#ker's around me each and every night (in summer)
... I was tripping the other night 7.5g and was to deep in I couldn't go out into the kitchen from the fear lol, there everywhere!
................... and the snakes:confused:


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Re: Shit on me gecko [Re: crabbs]
    #26457940 - 01/29/20 04:17 AM (4 years, 18 days ago)

Toads are awesome man, they’re like little bulldogs.  That top one looks like he’s ready to throw down but other than that toads are dope.  They’re especially fun to play with when the shrooms are doing their thing.. :Tastesgoodman:

What kind of snakes are you running into?


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Re: Shit on me gecko [Re: Amanita86]
    #26457944 - 01/29/20 04:31 AM (4 years, 18 days ago)

You up in FNQ also crabbs?


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Re: Shit on me gecko [Re: Northerner]
    #26457958 - 01/29/20 04:53 AM (4 years, 18 days ago)

I don't know about playing with the toad, but I did just say to the missus i'm warming to em... Just on that rare occasion when you stand on em at nigh while getting a drink, it'll put ya back out ha. We have a few Python's that make their way through the place, have you seen how much a big one can piss/shit? it's massive and it stinks like crazy. Their cool, they keep the brown snakes away.
We live around the NSW/QLD border.

What your idea of 'playing with the toad'? :smile: Aman?


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Re: Shit on me gecko [Re: crabbs]
    #26457963 - 01/29/20 05:07 AM (4 years, 18 days ago)

My Dad is down there right on the border as well, nice country.

Didn't realise the fucken toads had made it all the way down there. Fuckers.


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Re: Shit on me gecko [Re: crabbs]
    #26457985 - 01/29/20 05:30 AM (4 years, 18 days ago)

Usually just wander around and watch them hop.  That’s about it as far as tricks they can do.

Are those cane toads?


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Re: Shit on me gecko [Re: crabbs]
    #26458228 - 01/29/20 09:13 AM (4 years, 18 days ago)

you are so lucky. I will pray every day that my house is filled with lizards and toads.


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Re: Shit on me gecko [Re: teamkiller]
    #26458531 - 01/29/20 01:11 PM (4 years, 18 days ago)

I get weirded out when I go to peoples houses and their cleaner then a hospital.


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Re: Shit on me gecko [Re: crabbs]
    #26458552 - 01/29/20 01:25 PM (4 years, 18 days ago)

Toads and psychedelics do NOT mix though

That must’ve been a nightmare lol


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Re: Shit on me gecko [Re: feldman114]
    #26458767 - 01/29/20 04:16 PM (4 years, 18 days ago)

Quote:

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Toads and psychedelics do NOT mix though

That must’ve been a nightmare lol



what about bufo toads?


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