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watermelon mon
Willow Trees


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Doctors
#26453120 - 01/26/20 08:14 AM (4 years, 3 days ago) |
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How well do you get along. With your doctor. When they see watermelon is coming. They go like this. 
They think oh no it's that fucker again. He think's he's sick. He is going to make us look at his dick again. I used to be a bit of a hypochondriac. I thought that follicle spots were some kind of monster STD. But it's just at the base. where your hair grows. It is perfectly normal. You are fine watermelon you are fine.
I must have shown 5 or 6 different doctors. They all just kind of sigh and say sir this is perfectly normal. Swinging around on a chair with wheels. Typing on a little computer. It's him again. I would be freaked out. They would be freacked out too. I would be lile man are you sure ? Are you sure ?
i do not feel this way anymore. At the time I had a bunch of natural dreadlocks and a big beard. They were all scared. I was scared too. I have been tested so many times for every kind of STD and hepatitis under the sun. I pass with flying colors. I never had a STD yet. Not even herpies. hopefully i never will. Everything looks normal. Everything comes out normal.
Edited by watermelon mon (01/26/20 03:15 PM)
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watermelon mon
Willow Trees


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For some reason. I see south park. in my self.
I hate that show. TV too.
Edited by watermelon mon (01/26/20 12:30 PM)
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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So, you have a doctor touching your dick fetish?
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gopher
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Re: Doctors [Re: Patlal]
#26453393 - 01/26/20 11:45 AM (4 years, 3 days ago) |
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I have mixed feelings about my doctor, she signed my disability papers, but she sends me to a specialist every time I ask for drugs that can be prescribed by a GP, if shes never heard of it she wont even like google it, dont doctors have resources to learn about drugs
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watermelon mon
Willow Trees


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Re: Doctors [Re: gopher]
#26453598 - 01/26/20 01:49 PM (4 years, 3 days ago) |
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I'll fuck all yalls pans of brownie Left and right.
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zZZz
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u and what armies
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watermelon mon
Willow Trees


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Re: Doctors [Re: zZZz]
#26453949 - 01/26/20 05:49 PM (4 years, 3 days ago) |
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I love you
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deadwk
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I've never really had a bad time with doctors, except when it came to getting treated for ADHD which required amphetamines, the exact class of drug I've abused the most. That required nearly a year of trying a ton of different treatments for ADHD, and a family meeting before the doctors agreed to put me on vyvanse for a trial run.
Generally speaking nowadays I try not to go to the doctor's unless its an emergency. Seems to help maintain a good relationship.
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Quote:
watermelon mon said: How well do you get along. With your doctor. When they see watermelon is coming. They go like this. 
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