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InvisibleBarnaby
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Strange to feel a woman where I want a relationship again.
    #26452899 - 01/26/20 03:17 AM (4 years, 3 days ago)

Been a long time.  There are those that need relationships even in ones they don't want.  Just to not feel alone I guess.  Never been one to cause myself self inflicted misery on purpose.

Just strange to think of her belly growing and having a kid.  Sleeping around have done that.  Just want to have one and monogamy.  A jolt to life and choices in it.  Will always be myself though.  Just have to give up some things which feels worth it.:shrug: 

Life is strange.


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Re: Strange to feel a woman where I want a relationship again. [Re: Barnaby]
    #26452941 - 01/26/20 05:20 AM (4 years, 3 days ago)

First baby on way?


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Re: Strange to feel a woman where I want a relationship again. [Re: Jewstress]
    #26454145 - 01/26/20 08:04 PM (4 years, 3 days ago)

Not yet.  But we are  trying, trying so hard.  Just joking.  44 years old.  It is time to take off the condom and have one not take birth control pills. 

Sex is great  I still feel a better orgasim when masterbating compared to just unloading in one's vagina.  But ultimate pleasure will wait.  Strange feeling just letting oneself orgasim into her and feeling that sperm go in. 

Would think it would more pleasurable to do so then to masterbate but no, no it is not.  But yeah, now or never for me.


Edited by Barnaby (01/26/20 08:05 PM)


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Re: Strange to feel a woman where I want a relationship again. [Re: Barnaby]
    #26454161 - 01/26/20 08:19 PM (4 years, 3 days ago)

Push and pray is the best man what are you talking about??


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Re: Strange to feel a woman where I want a relationship again. [Re: Thekd95]
    #26454386 - 01/27/20 01:30 AM (4 years, 2 days ago)

No, quite basic really.  Just insert penis into vagina and she gets pregnant.  Think I have to cut down on the drinking though.  Is a natural birth control method.


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Re: Strange to feel a woman where I want a relationship again. [Re: Barnaby]
    #26455277 - 01/27/20 02:04 PM (4 years, 2 days ago)

Condoms? Never heard of 'em.


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Re: Strange to feel a woman where I want a relationship again. [Re: xenomicx]
    #26457486 - 01/28/20 07:23 PM (4 years, 1 day ago)

Condoms and hands are for kids.  Straight dong on vag is the only way to go!  If you prefer your hand you may be watching too much porn.


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Re: Strange to feel a woman where I want a relationship again. [Re: 3domfighter] * 4
    #26459074 - 01/29/20 08:02 PM (4 years, 2 hours ago)

This whole thread is depressing as fuck


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Re: Strange to feel a woman where I want a relationship again. [Re: Jewstress]
    #26464397 - 02/01/20 10:02 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

:sad:

Sad, so sad. 

Not really.  Life has been interesting.  Met a some interesting women.  Just don't want to settle.  Think I will have one kid hopefully a male, just to see what is like to raise one.  Maybe meet the woman tomorrow at the Superbowl party!

What is a woman's taint?
The perineum is generally defined as the surface region in both males and females between the pubic symphysis and the coccyx. ... It is a diamond-shaped area that includes the anus and, in females, the vagina.

Really not hard to do so if one really wants to.  But child support, know I would I have to give up alcohol. 

My late friend, paid it till the end.  I don't want to fall into that.  On with.  GET ON WITH IT!



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Re: Strange to feel a woman where I want a relationship again. [Re: Barnaby] * 1
    #26473640 - 02/07/20 10:14 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Unless we hook up with a cyborg, we all have to "settle" and accept the fact there's no one who matches what we believe is our ideal partner. And no person can meet 100% of another's needs. We are human. And I don't recommend having a child, "just to see what is like to raise one." Spend some time caring for a baby and interacting with kids before you decide you are up for the challenge.


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Re: Strange to feel a woman where I want a relationship again. [Re: RJ Tubs 202]
    #26473790 - 02/07/20 11:42 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

You have no clue.  I know my path.  Will have a midwife.  My only concern is a woman that wants to raise one and will stick around and finances.

Assumptions are idiotic.


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Re: Strange to feel a woman where I want a relationship again. [Re: Barnaby]
    #26473804 - 02/07/20 11:48 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Get a cyborg midwife.


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Re: Strange to feel a woman where I want a relationship again. [Re: RJ Tubs 202]
    #26474196 - 02/07/20 04:01 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

RJ Tubs 202 said:
Unless we hook up with a cyborg, we all have to "settle" and accept the fact there's no one who matches what we believe is our ideal partner. And no person can meet 100% of another's needs. We are human. And I don't recommend having a child, "just to see what is like to raise one." Spend some time caring for a baby and interacting with kids before you decide you are up for the challenge.





This 100.

I take my two girls to my single or coupled childless friends homes.


Within three hours they thank me for the real birth control that matters and are happy when I go home. Lovingly, of course but with a fresh reminder.


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Re: Strange to feel a woman where I want a relationship again. [Re: Jewstress] * 1
    #26474203 - 02/07/20 04:04 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I literally chose a mate with the sole intent or procreation.

Thank god I am in my twenties.

Because it did not go as planned at all. I regret who I pro created with. Not my amazing daughters.


If I had kids 30+ I would not have the energy or patience. I barely do now.


It’s a punishment to the children to make decisions based on what you want. Especially when you’re older and age is creeping up on you.


You never know how hard it is till you have to do it.


And I do it. Every day. Fifty hour weeks. Breast feeding with no child support. I love them. I wanted these children and still do day and day. Motherhood is me. I wouldn’t have it any other way with the exception of their father and lack of paternal support.


Seriously. Don’t procreate out of selfish desire “to see what it’s like”


Foster a child. Look into respite care. But don’t procreate.


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Re: Strange to feel a woman where I want a relationship again. [Re: Jewstress] * 1
    #26474206 - 02/07/20 04:07 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

And if you’re already an alcoholic. ANd 44.


You’re just cursing the child with week genetics and deficiencies.



Don’t be cruel and selfish. Like seriously, think of the child.



That’s what a real father would do.


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Re: Strange to feel a woman where I want a relationship again. [Re: Jewstress]
    #26474700 - 02/07/20 09:04 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

You are acting like it is imbred.  The hatred for alcohol and fear mongering on the shroomery gets boring after awhile.  As is your bullshit.  BYE!


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