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How grossed out are you by your excretions?
    #26452187 - 01/25/20 04:28 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

Pee, poo, spit, cum, sweat, puke, its good to get it out of your system.

But, to what degree are you grossed out by your own, fresh, excretions?

Take shit. There are people who consider their poo a vile abomination that must be rapidly expelled and desinfected after to surgical perfection, and people who'd have no qualms to pick one of their turds out of the bowl if they saw something they felt needed close examination.

How grossed out are you by your excretions?

Whats the most gross and least gross one?

Are you generally not that bothered by it or should it be nuked from orbit?




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Re: How grossed out are you by your excretions? [Re: Asante]
    #26452225 - 01/25/20 04:51 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

It's all like meant to happen for a reason maaaaaan:mindblown:


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Re: How grossed out are you by your excretions? [Re: connectedcosmos]
    #26452277 - 01/25/20 05:25 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

not bothered at all by it


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Re: How grossed out are you by your excretions? [Re: pixelpopper] * 2
    #26452298 - 01/25/20 05:38 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

Grossed out? Sometimes I call people into the room to admire my work.


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Re: How grossed out are you by your excretions? [Re: Asante]
    #26452325 - 01/25/20 05:54 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

If for some reason, I had to pick up my shit (There was a diamond in it), I could pick it up as easily as picking up any ordinary object. But I would have to wash my hands immediately after, like no more than 5 seconds after, and I could never put anything in my mouth.

I guess I'm not grossed out by my bodily excretions at all. But as for other people, I think I'd run the other way. What makes excretions especially gross is consumption of unhealthy food, large amounts of impure drugs, laziness/inactivity. I think being "grossed out" by things like shit is a social conditioning thing. Obviously, feces is still a possibly life-threatening hazard but it's not like radioactive and gonna turn you into a mutated shitmonster just because you touched it.

I don't think that all of it should be disinfected to an obsessive compulsive disorder sufferer's preference, but atleast some of it. The rest should somehow be used to fertilize plants, trees, nature, etc. in a way that isn't too difficult, and is beneficial to the environment.

Urine and sweat are about as bothersome as water.
I'd say puke is worse than shit just because of the fact that the vomit couldn't be digested and therefore could contain more life-threatening bacteria/viruses.
Cum would probably be 3rd in line for nastiest excretion, even though it is me.
Blood, although is more of an involuntary excretion, is still an excretion but I'd say it's about as nasty as urine, not that nasty.
Also, if any of these excretions belong to others, the nastiness level is multiplied 3+ times.


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Re: How grossed out are you by your excretions? [Re: Kwyjibo] * 1
    #26452351 - 01/25/20 06:03 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

Well farts are definitely the funniest and by far my personal favorite. They happen to come by the most often as well, which is a good thing. The more intense it is, the better. Sound, duration, and immediate temperature change are also important factors when judging a fart. Poop altho more visual, recieves the same critique.

Only thing that messes me up is vomit especially the smell. I have seen and experienced some wicked puke sessions. Hearing someone yak or catching a wiff makes me gag instantly.

Swamp Ass is a severe condition that needs to be dealt with immediately.

I also sometimes get sinus infections where Im hacking this really thick yellow shit. Its takes like old burnt plastic or something. Thats gross.


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Re: How grossed out are you by your excretions? [Re: Cosmic Eye]
    #26452355 - 01/25/20 06:09 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

I'm a roofer, and on a 90 degree day I can smell my nuts. I compare it to rotten mac sauce. You know the thousand island shit they put on big mac's? Well imagine that sauce rotten and on some nuts....its absolutely abhorrent.


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Re: How grossed out are you by your excretions? [Re: The Influence]
    #26452598 - 01/25/20 09:00 PM (4 years, 3 days ago)

Just shit really.

Like I work outside, were lucky if there's a Porta potty near by usually. Nevermind a sink to wash your hands. If I got the tiniest bit of shit on my hands while wiping in a Porta potty, I'd treat that hand like it was infected by the plague. If I got a little piss on my hands, I honestly wouldn't think too much of it. Obviously if it's convenient to do so I'd wash my hands, but usually it's not. Sweat, snot, semen etc, doesn't really bother me. As long as it's my own.

But there are weird "rules" that go along with this stuff too.. like I dip for instance (Copenhagen). I used to always spit into a bottle. Now if I'm not outside I just swallow all the spit and it doesn't bother me in the least, but the thought of spitting into a bottle and then drinking it, even immediately while still warm, is gag inducing. I can do that deep sinus clearing snort thing before you hock a lugie, and swallow it all down without it bothering me in the least, but when I sneeze with fucked up sinuses and end up snot rocketing into my hand or something, I'll start to gag. There's a lot of weird rules like that.

Edit oh something mentioned vomit.. that one is more in line with shit, but it's got it's own weird rules. I can vomit into my mouth and swallow it back down with a little difficulty. But once it passes my lips, even looking at it is enough to cause more.


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Re: How grossed out are you by your excretions? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #26452615 - 01/25/20 09:18 PM (4 years, 3 days ago)

I'm not grossed out by it at all. If you wanna ring my doorbell in the middle of my erection that's on you. Feast your eyes on this! Lol

There was this one time these girls were making out on my bed and I (stupidly at age 20) hid my erection in shame. Looking back I know 100% they wanted a 4some but at the time my confidence was bad


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Re: How grossed out are you by your excretions? [Re: ichugwindex]
    #26452626 - 01/25/20 09:30 PM (4 years, 3 days ago)

Quote:

ichugwindex said:
I'm not grossed out by it at all. If you wanna ring my doorbell in the middle of my erection that's on you. Feast your eyes on this! Lol

There was this one time these girls were making out on my bed and I (stupidly at age 20) hid my erection in shame. Looking back I know 100% they wanted a 4some but at the time my confidence was bad



Damn! You passed up on the greatest thing that could have ever happened to you.


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Re: How grossed out are you by your excretions? [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #26452638 - 01/25/20 09:39 PM (4 years, 3 days ago)

A hard lesson (pun intended) but I had to learn somehow I guess.


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Re: How grossed out are you by your excretions? [Re: ichugwindex]
    #26452641 - 01/25/20 09:43 PM (4 years, 3 days ago)

Quote:

ichugwindex said:
A hard lesson (pun intended) but I had to learn somehow I guess.



We've all had those times where it didn't click at first. Then years later we look back and then we realize what was really happening. It's happened to me multiple times, just never with a 4some opportunity with 3 other women lol!


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Re: How grossed out are you by your excretions? [Re: FruitOfLife] * 2
    #26452648 - 01/25/20 09:53 PM (4 years, 3 days ago)

I'm dying laughing now because I read the thread title wrong. Lmao I thought it said erections not excresions. :awelol:


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Re: How grossed out are you by your excretions? [Re: ichugwindex] * 1
    #26452653 - 01/25/20 10:01 PM (4 years, 3 days ago)



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Re: How grossed out are you by your excretions? [Re: ichugwindex]
    #26452668 - 01/25/20 10:15 PM (4 years, 3 days ago)

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I'm dying laughing now because I read the thread title wrong. Lmao I thought it said erections not excresions. :awelol:



You are my favorite person right now lol.


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Re: How grossed out are you by your excretions? [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26453118 - 01/26/20 08:14 AM (4 years, 3 days ago)

As a nurse I had to do clinicals in VA and I Inserted catheters (men and women), cleaned shit off people and things like that. It is pretty gross but when when I would get someone cleaned up they would say thank you and that was a very good feeling. I hope someone takes care of me like that when and if I get in that position. It is gross but someone has to do it.


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Re: How grossed out are you by your excretions? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26453406 - 01/26/20 11:55 AM (4 years, 3 days ago)

I have two kids

Nothing really grosses me out anymore :shrug:


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Re: How grossed out are you by your excretions? [Re: Asante]
    #26453432 - 01/26/20 12:07 PM (4 years, 3 days ago)

I am disgusted by all bodily excretions. When i exerience it too close, it reminds me of how bizzarre reality is, that we are all shitting pissing cumming slimy, crusty, stinky, mucous membraneous filthy wretched creatures at heart. Yet we have made such an effort to hide it all away as best as we can.


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Re: How grossed out are you by your excretions? [Re: trees]
    #26453752 - 01/26/20 03:19 PM (4 years, 3 days ago)

My personal excretions I'm not ever grossed out by. Other people, including my fiance (except her cum that is),  :puke:


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Re: How grossed out are you by your excretions? [Re: deadwk]
    #26453817 - 01/26/20 04:09 PM (4 years, 3 days ago)

I rapidly embrace my excretions soon after expelling them.

Nothing that a big shit or a strong vomit can't fix.

We're all humans anyway so we must embrace our excretions. We have already figured out what to do with them, so embrace them and be not afraid.

I also consider excretions, specifically feces to be a form of humor by itself. Farts are funny and everyone should think so.

I also take rather long, comfortable shits at work so there is another added benefit.


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Re: How grossed out are you by your excretions? [Re: funkmastakush]
    #26453823 - 01/26/20 04:15 PM (4 years, 3 days ago)

Very much so, it deeply deeply bothers me to take shits and God help me if I miss with toilet paper I scrub the shit out of it. I hate and fear public bathrooms so much that I got septic shock when I was young because I refused to use the porta pottys after that I knew it's important to take a shit where ever and whenever but instead I still don't take shits in public, at other people's houses, in front of a girlfriend or just if people are using the bathroom in general. It's one of the banes of my exsistance.


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Re: How grossed out are you by your excretions? [Re: Asante]
    #26453875 - 01/26/20 05:03 PM (4 years, 3 days ago)

My shit doesn't bother me too much, unless it's runny.
However it does stink worse when I'm sick.

When I sweat at night though, the stench has gotten much worse in the past 2 or 3 years,
probably as a direct result of issues I'm having with my kidneys and liver.

It is even much worse than say 10 years ago when it was tainted by poor diet and
mass quantities of booze and it often smelled kind of pissy.

I also sometimes get an odor similar to metal or ammonia or acetone on my breath
when I exhale, also related to my kidneys and medications.

Which reminds me, back in the day when I was banging shit tons of meth,
my shits and sweat reeked really bad too.

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Re: How grossed out are you by your excretions? [Re: vinsue]
    #26454142 - 01/26/20 08:02 PM (4 years, 3 days ago)

And another question, whats the appropriate amount of time to hold in a shit?


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Re: How grossed out are you by your excretions? [Re: Nephedryn] * 1
    #26454169 - 01/26/20 08:24 PM (4 years, 3 days ago)

sometimes I wish I could leave my excretions on the walls of my enemies



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Re: How grossed out are you by your excretions? [Re: Niffla]
    #26454634 - 01/27/20 07:01 AM (4 years, 2 days ago)

Nuked from orbit.


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