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Rudy Giuliani Cringe Humor Thread
#26450860 - 01/24/20 09:44 PM (4 years, 23 days ago) |
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Re: Rudy Giuliani Cringe Humor Thread [Re: waves] 1
#26450868 - 01/24/20 09:54 PM (4 years, 23 days ago) |
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Re: Rudy Giuliani Cringe Humor Thread [Re: waves]
#26450876 - 01/24/20 10:02 PM (4 years, 23 days ago) |
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"ORRR **takes off glasses** I'd do what I do best — I'd try the case"

"I don't know if anybody would have the courage to give me the case"

I doubt they would, Rudy, and it is because they are all cowards.
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Re: Rudy Giuliani Cringe Humor Thread [Re: waves] 3
#26450888 - 01/24/20 10:07 PM (4 years, 23 days ago) |
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This didn’t need a narrator but this is a classic
That kid has a $95,000 White House job
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
Edited by koods (01/24/20 10:08 PM)
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Re: Rudy Giuliani Cringe Humor Thread [Re: koods] 1
#26450896 - 01/24/20 10:12 PM (4 years, 23 days ago) |
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No video, just a fun fact.
Guiliani accidentally* married his cousin
* he said it was by accident and he didn’t know
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Re: Rudy Giuliani Cringe Humor Thread [Re: koods]
#26450902 - 01/24/20 10:17 PM (4 years, 23 days ago) |
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koods said: No video, just a fun fact.
Guiliani accidentally* married his cousin
* he said it was by accident and he didn’t know
That definitely qualifies as cringe.
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Re: Rudy Giuliani Cringe Humor Thread [Re: waves]
#26450925 - 01/24/20 10:35 PM (4 years, 23 days ago) |
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It’s actually even more cringe than that.
She was his second cousin. Guiliani said he didn’t know that. He thought she was his third cousin.
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Re: Rudy Giuliani Cringe Humor Thread [Re: koods]
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Re: Rudy Giuliani Cringe Humor Thread [Re: Big Worm] 2
#26451001 - 01/24/20 11:52 PM (4 years, 23 days ago) |
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Omg this is a bottomless pit of cringe
Rudy v. ferrets
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Re: Rudy Giuliani Cringe Humor Thread [Re: koods]
#26451007 - 01/24/20 11:57 PM (4 years, 23 days ago) |
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Rudy Guiliani’s Drag Race
And some Chris Farley for good measure
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Re: Rudy Giuliani Cringe Humor Thread [Re: koods]
#26451206 - 01/25/20 05:21 AM (4 years, 23 days ago) |
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koods said: This didn’t need a narrator but this is a classic
That kid has a $95,000 White House job
What an arrogant, entitled little shit.
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Re: Rudy Giuliani Cringe Humor Thread [Re: waves] 2
#26451596 - 01/25/20 10:17 AM (4 years, 22 days ago) |
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Re: Rudy Giuliani Cringe Humor Thread [Re: Brian Jones] 3
#26451693 - 01/25/20 11:23 AM (4 years, 22 days ago) |
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Chris Cuomo: "Did you ask Ukraine to investigate Joe Biden?"
Rudy Giuliani: "No, actually I didn't"
...20 seconds later...
Chris Cuomo: "So, you did ask Ukraine to look into Joe Biden."
Rudy Giuliani: "Of course I did!"
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Re: Rudy Giuliani Cringe Humor Thread [Re: waves]
#26454504 - 01/27/20 05:27 AM (4 years, 21 days ago) |
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Is everything that comes out of his mouth utter nonsense?
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Re: Rudy Giuliani Cringe Humor Thread [Re: TIS87] 1
#26455132 - 01/27/20 12:58 PM (4 years, 20 days ago) |
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waves said: Chris Cuomo: "Did you ask Ukraine to investigate Joe Biden?" Rudy Giuliani: "No, actually I didn't" ...20 seconds later... Chris Cuomo: "So, you did ask Ukraine to look into Joe Biden." Rudy Giuliani: "Of course I did!"
Is everything that comes out of his mouth utter nonsense?
Here is the discussion without the relevant context removed:
CUOMO: Did you ask the Ukraine to investigate Joe Biden? GIULIANI: No. Actually, I didn't. I asked the Ukraine to investigate the allegations that there was interference in the election of 2016 by the Ukrainians for the benefit of Hillary Clinton, for which there already is a -- CUOMO: You never asked anything about Hunter Biden? You never asked anything about Joe Biden and his role with the prosecutor? GIULIANI: The only thing I ask about Joe Biden is to get to the bottom of how it was that Lutsenko, who was appointed, dismissed the case against -- CUOMO: So you did ask Ukraine to look into Joe Biden. GIULIANI: Of course I did. CUOMO: You just said you didn't. GIULIANI: No, I didn't ask him to look into Joe Biden, I asked him to look into the allegations that related to my client, which tangentially involve Joe Biden in a massive bribery scheme, not unlike what he did in China. You explain to me how the kid got $1.5 billion from China when Joe Biden was selling us out -- CUOMO: Rudy, I have no problem with you launching allegations but just be careful about what you say. I asked you, did you ask Ukraine to look at Joe Biden? you said no. Then you went on to say that you did. It's all recorded. GIULIANI: No, I didn't say that. What I said is this: I asked them to investigate the allegations that relate to the false charges against the President of the United States. Those allegations tangentially involve Biden -- CUOMO: So your answer should have been "yes". GIULIANI: Let me finish. CUOMO: Did the President talk to the Ukrainian President about what he wanted done with Joe Biden and what he wanted done with Paul Manafort? GIULIANI: I have no idea. I never asked him that. I don't know if he did. And I wouldn't care if he did. He had every right to do it as the President of the United States. He had every right to say to the Ukrainian President "We have two outstanding allegations of massive corruption, and we should investigate". CUOMO: Did he ask you to do what you were doing? GIULIANI: No, I did what I did on my own, and then I told him about it afterwards. CUOMO: Really? GIULIANI: Because I'm his lawyer, and I know how to investigate -- CUOMO: So you never talked to him about it before, you only talked to him about it afterwards? GIULIANI: Three months after I found out about it, and then I found out that it was true by getting signed sworn statements from five people in the Ukraine who said that we were brought into the White House, the Obama White House, and we were told "go did up dirt on Trump and Manafort in January of 2016". You have no idea how big this is.
Guiliani sounds pretty sane to me. It sounds like the establishment media are DESPARATE to keep people from investigating Joe Biden, and some of us obey what they tell us.
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Imo, that interview snippet didnt sound anything like the establishment media being desperate to prevent people from investigating Joe Biden. I just didnt get anything like that from that specific exchange.
I also didnt get Rudy sounding insane or having the early stages of dementia or anything else like that; he sounded like a career lawyer and political operative to me (edit: with ill-fitting dentures), nothing more.
Edited by relic (01/27/20 05:22 PM)
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Re: Rudy Giuliani Cringe Humor Thread [Re: relic]
#26455741 - 01/27/20 06:28 PM (4 years, 20 days ago) |
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relic said: Imo, that interview snippet didnt sound anything like the establishment media being desperate to prevent people from investigating Joe Biden. I just didnt get anything like that from that specific exchange.
The video makes it obvious that every time Guiliani wanted to talk about Biden's corruption, Cuomo absolutely didn't want to hear about it, and constantly interrupted by trying to make Guiliani sound bad, likely to get the reaction we're now seeing.
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relic said: I also didnt get Rudy sounding insane or having the early stages of dementia or anything else like that; he sounded like a career lawyer and political operative to me (edit: with ill-fitting dentures), nothing more.
I think you're one of the smart people here. Many others got that impression.
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Cuomo isn’t a fucking idiot . No one in their right mind would force themself to listen to a creepy cousin fucking personal attorney of a guy who got caught fucking veterans with a scam charity and fucking Americans over with a scam house flipping school talk about someone else being corrupt . Why would you do that ?
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relic said: Imo, that interview snippet didnt sound anything like the establishment media being desperate to prevent people from investigating Joe Biden. I just didnt get anything like that from that specific exchange.
The video makes it obvious that every time Guiliani wanted to talk about Biden's corruption, Cuomo absolutely didn't want to hear about it, and constantly interrupted by trying to make Guiliani sound bad, likely to get the reaction we're now seeing.
You have to remember that Cuomo and Rudy go waaayyyy back and often talk to one another like two old, competitive buddies from NYC, at a bar, a few gglasses of bourbon deep, trying to catch one another in a slip-up and/or out-do one another.
With that context and the history they have, I think Cuomo is one of the better interviewers of Rudy. Perhaps I let him (Cuomo) slide a little more because of that relationship they've had for so long
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Re: Rudy Giuliani Cringe Humor Thread [Re: relic]
#26456655 - 01/28/20 11:13 AM (4 years, 19 days ago) |
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IOW: Chris talks to Rudy like a rude New Yorker--interjecting and interrupting--and Rudy doesnt seem to mind, likely because of their relationship. I'm used to that and as such I didnt get the impression you did, Fal.
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