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feldman114
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tyrannicalrex said: I had one pic taken in 9th grade at one HS, I should try to get it, but don't know how to go about it. I skipped most of high school. I went to 2 different HS's, and 3 different middle schools, and 2 different elementary schools. There would have been a 3rd HS. My mom moved us, a lot!
Wow that sorta sucks, not getting the full HS experience (if that even exists). Although always being the new kid must’ve been cool. Was your mom in the military or smthn?
For some weird reason, school photos in Ukraine were always in costume. I got one where I’m a knight and one where I’m a Koala.
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Nope, just a poor kid with a single mom in Texas, and she is a very headstrong woman. I can't really blame her though. Being "the new kid" was the most anxiety ridden frightening experiences of my life, ever! Hated every single minute. I was an A student until we started moving. Mom was a valedictorian and her mom as well. I was picked on and singled out. My mom didn't make us cut our hair either, and that was akin to a death sentence in 70's Texas as a kid. One school actually told my mom she had to cut our hair to attend school there, we left and went to another one. Used to be if the hair touched your collar you were a faggot hippy in Texas. Didn't help that I was a shy artistic empathetic/sympathetic feeling type person either. Not to mention gay. *sigh*, memories...
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Re: Porn Poll [Re: Niffla]
#26450349 - 01/24/20 04:54 PM (4 years, 23 days ago) |
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koods said:
that goat remix is straight fire

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feldman114
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Oh man, and I thought I had it bad in HS being a poor immigrant in Brooklyn.
So wait..70’s Texas dicks made fun of your hair and you were awkward but still refused to cut it? Respect. Also props to your mom for not making you cut it when the school said you have to.
I was such a conformist status whore in HS it’s not even funny...I cringe every time I think about it.
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Tempalonomous
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I build naked women on Minecraft then wack off to them
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Tempalonomous said: I build naked women on Minecraft then wack off to them
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CosmicGiggle
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Now how in the fuck you gonna forget the Hairy+Anal category?

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1234go
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I would've voted double penetration, but alas...
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Re: Porn Poll [Re: 1234go]
#26450442 - 01/24/20 06:02 PM (4 years, 23 days ago) |
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When you DP a chick and the other guy pops out, do you help him back in?
I've always been curious about that.
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The woman is expected to take care of that.
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Re: Porn Poll [Re: 1234go]
#26450503 - 01/24/20 06:25 PM (4 years, 23 days ago) |
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Effin nice
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Jokeshopbeard said: Invalid Poll
No Invalid Porn
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Tempalonomous
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I feel honoured to have made the thread that your very first post was on.  Welcome to the Shroomery! assuming ur not an alt
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My sincere apologies, good man.
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tyrannicalrex said: Nothing wrong with a little well placed candle wax, mutually agreed of course and no bondage. How ya' Doin' X?
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Re: Porn Poll [Re: Niffla]
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Niffla said: anything goat related
gotta involve a goat somewhere in it
Michael Jackson? Biggie? Ronaldo? RR? Which G.O.A.T.?
just a regular goat
a farm goat

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we could all use a little more sunshine.
yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting. not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin. i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: Porn Poll [Re: koods]
#26478978 - 02/10/20 05:33 PM (4 years, 6 days ago) |
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koods said: I looked at my high school year book. Six cohens. Five Goldbergs. Three Goldmans and one Feldman.
But holy shit she got hair for miles.

So many hebes
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we could all use a little more sunshine.
yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting. not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin. i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds
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tyrannicalrex said: Where is the chubbyteddybeargrandpas and chubby woman porn? Chubby couples even, straight or gay, japan chubs, etc... (just got a tingle in my groin typing that)
P.S. Santa porn would be A number 1  
Chubby girls that are hot doing hardcore
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we could all use a little more sunshine.
yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting. not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin. i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds
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You know we agree here!
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Tempalonomous said: I build naked women on Minecraft then wack off to them
I'm mostly just impressed. I can barely build a redstone door or redstone/lava based trash can
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