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Re: I’ve become the old man who yells get off my lawn [Re: christopera] 1
#26445799 - 01/22/20 08:20 AM (4 years, 25 days ago) |
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christopera said: I literally have to yell "get off my lawn."
I own a corner lot, and it's the bus stop for various schools. So I get three waves of children each morning/afternoon...
You need more poison ivy, stinging nettle, cactus and sticker bushes. Fire thorn bush spikes are particularity sharp, strong and painful. 
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Patlal
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Re: I’ve become the old man who yells get off my lawn [Re: christopera]
#26445898 - 01/22/20 09:11 AM (4 years, 25 days ago) |
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christopera said: I literally have to yell "get off my lawn."
I own a corner lot, and it's the bus stop for various schools. So I get three waves of children each morning/afternoon.
My lawn sucks, I hate mowing it, but more than anything I'm tired of collecting up garbage from all the little shits who apparently were never told that littering is bad. So I've taken to scaring them a few times a year by just being a total grump about my lawn and their garbage. It mostly solves the problem.
Put up a fence.
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Re: I’ve become the old man who yells get off my lawn [Re: Patlal]
#26445943 - 01/22/20 09:34 AM (4 years, 25 days ago) |
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I think you need planning permission for razor wire.
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Re: I’ve become the old man who yells get off my lawn [Re: Patlal]
#26445999 - 01/22/20 10:00 AM (4 years, 25 days ago) |
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Patlal said:
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christopera said: I literally have to yell "get off my lawn."
I own a corner lot, and it's the bus stop for various schools. So I get three waves of children each morning/afternoon.
My lawn sucks, I hate mowing it, but more than anything I'm tired of collecting up garbage from all the little shits who apparently were never told that littering is bad. So I've taken to scaring them a few times a year by just being a total grump about my lawn and their garbage. It mostly solves the problem.
Put up a fence.
That's what my wife keeps saying. She wants a white picket fence, for real. You know how much work fences are? Fuck that shit. Besides, kids can throw garbage over fences.
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