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TheFakeSunRa
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I’ve become the old man who yells get off my lawn 1
#26444690 - 01/21/20 11:28 AM (4 years, 27 days ago) |
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Except I don’t really have a lawn
I’ll still jack you with buckshotrocksalt though
This includes Barnaby
-------------------- [quote]Asante said: You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar. You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason. I disendorse you.[/quote]
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Tripsurfer
Bring Back Asante!



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Re: I’ve become the old man who yells get off my lawn [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#26444710 - 01/21/20 11:41 AM (4 years, 27 days ago) |
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Yep, me too
I have literally become my father
-------------------- Ach en wee ben ik de klos, met mijn boog schoot ik een albatros... A philosopher is a person who knows less and less about more and more, until he knows nothing about everything.

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TheFakeSunRa
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Re: I’ve become the old man who yells get off my lawn [Re: Tripsurfer]
#26444712 - 01/21/20 11:43 AM (4 years, 27 days ago) |
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Why does getting old make people walking near your home so objectionable?
Lawn care or paranoia or what
-------------------- [quote]Asante said: You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar. You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason. I disendorse you.[/quote]
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Tripsurfer
Bring Back Asante!



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Re: I’ve become the old man who yells get off my lawn [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#26444716 - 01/21/20 11:45 AM (4 years, 27 days ago) |
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I think its just people in general 
There are too many of them and they are too close to me. My huge ego needs huge space
-------------------- Ach en wee ben ik de klos, met mijn boog schoot ik een albatros... A philosopher is a person who knows less and less about more and more, until he knows nothing about everything.

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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: I’ve become the old man who yells get off my lawn [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#26444720 - 01/21/20 11:47 AM (4 years, 27 days ago) |
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Quote:
TheFakeSunRa said: Why does getting old make people walking near your home so objectionable?
Getting old didn't do that to me.
It did, however, make me not understand all these 'young people' because of their silly music and the strange clothes they wear.
So yeah, the cycle completes I guess.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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TheFakeSunRa
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Re: I’ve become the old man who yells get off my lawn [Re: Tripsurfer]
#26444725 - 01/21/20 11:52 AM (4 years, 27 days ago) |
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Quote:
Tripsurfer said: I think its just people in general 
There are too many of them and they are too close to me. My huge ego needs huge space
I like this answer. That’s probably means it’s wrong though because I’m fucked up. Not high just fucked up as a human being.
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Niffla



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Re: I’ve become the old man who yells get off my lawn [Re: TheFakeSunRa] 1
#26444729 - 01/21/20 11:54 AM (4 years, 27 days ago) |
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Crazy_Horse
I’m Rick James, bitch!


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Re: I’ve become the old man who yells get off my lawn [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 2
#26444730 - 01/21/20 11:55 AM (4 years, 27 days ago) |
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Quote:
Jokeshopbeard said:
Quote:
TheFakeSunRa said: Why does getting old make people walking near your home so objectionable?
Getting old didn't do that to me.
It did, however, make me not understand all these 'young people' because of their silly music and the strange clothes they wear.
So yeah, the cycle completes I guess.
you aren't old yet
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TheFakeSunRa
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Re: I’ve become the old man who yells get off my lawn [Re: Crazy_Horse]
#26444737 - 01/21/20 12:01 PM (4 years, 27 days ago) |
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That’s what I was thinking
-------------------- [quote]Asante said: You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar. You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason. I disendorse you.[/quote]
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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: I’ve become the old man who yells get off my lawn [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#26444776 - 01/21/20 12:26 PM (4 years, 27 days ago) |
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Maybe not that old but I sure got a fuckton of miles on me.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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TheFakeSunRa
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Re: I’ve become the old man who yells get off my lawn [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#26444782 - 01/21/20 12:30 PM (4 years, 27 days ago) |
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Fair enough
-------------------- [quote]Asante said: You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar. You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason. I disendorse you.[/quote]
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: I’ve become the old man who yells get off my lawn [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#26444810 - 01/21/20 12:50 PM (4 years, 27 days ago) |
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Quote:
Jokeshopbeard said: Maybe not that old but I sure got a fuckton of miles on me.
Is that more or less than a shitload?
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Dilsnique
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Re: I’ve become the old man who yells get off my lawn [Re: tyrannicalrex] 7
#26444821 - 01/21/20 01:01 PM (4 years, 27 days ago) |
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25 Assloads = 1 shitload 1000 Shitloads = 1 ShitTon 100 ShitTons = 1 FuckTon
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Niffla



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Re: I’ve become the old man who yells get off my lawn [Re: Dilsnique] 1
#26444828 - 01/21/20 01:04 PM (4 years, 27 days ago) |
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Quote:
Dilsnique said: 25 Assloads = 1 shitload 1000 Shitloads = 1 ShitTon 100 ShitTons = 1 FuckTon
Most accurate weight conversion chart that we have
I've seen it used on Zillow now too for homes
3 bedroom, 2 bathroom, 975 square assload property for sale in Baker, CA
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: I’ve become the old man who yells get off my lawn [Re: Dilsnique]
#26444848 - 01/21/20 01:23 PM (4 years, 27 days ago) |
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HA! Thanks for clearing that up.
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theRealrollforever
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Re: I’ve become the old man who yells get off my lawn [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#26445605 - 01/22/20 04:24 AM (4 years, 26 days ago) |
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sunshine said: The order has to be secret and no one is sure.
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I yelled at a young punk driving too fast up the street recently. I used to be that young punk. You join the other side faster than you think, and you don't really even notice.
-------------------- Lysergamides I have tried so far: 1P-LSD, 1cP-LSD, ALD-52, AL-LAD, LSZ, ETH-LAD, MIPLA, EIPLA, 1cP-AL-LAD
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Re: I’ve become the old man who yells get off my lawn [Re: viraldrome]
#26445761 - 01/22/20 07:36 AM (4 years, 26 days ago) |
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I literally have to yell "get off my lawn."
I own a corner lot, and it's the bus stop for various schools. So I get three waves of children each morning/afternoon.
My lawn sucks, I hate mowing it, but more than anything I'm tired of collecting up garbage from all the little shits who apparently were never told that littering is bad. So I've taken to scaring them a few times a year by just being a total grump about my lawn and their garbage. It mostly solves the problem.
-------------------- Enjoy the process of your search without succumbing to the pressure of the result. A Dorito is pizza, change my mind. Bank and Union with The Shroomery at the Zuul on The internet - now with %'s and things I’m sorry it had to be me.
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Thayendanegea
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Re: I’ve become the old man who yells get off my lawn [Re: viraldrome] 1
#26445770 - 01/22/20 07:53 AM (4 years, 26 days ago) |
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I don't particularly get angry at younger guys for screwing up, but I do find myself holding "stupid" and "discourteous" behaviors to tougher standards regardless of age, and I am much more apt to confront them when I see it. I once shoved a dead duck up a guys exhaust pipe at the boat ramp over a fight over duck blind access when I got back to the boat ramp. You see a lot of "stupid" out on the Bay in winter months...almost every year we would wind up saving some idiot that got stranded on an island because they were hunting out of a boat way too small for the big water or that didn't maintain their boat properly.
Anyway, I'm becoming more like Walter Matthau.
-------------------- Look Deep Into Nature,and Then You Will Understand Everything Better. Albert Einstein
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deucedbi9
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Re: I’ve become the old man who yells get off my lawn [Re: christopera]
#26445776 - 01/22/20 07:58 AM (4 years, 26 days ago) |
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-------------------- whether low pressure sucks or high pressure blows... it's a bugger to cycle in. even though I'm feeling good Something tells me I'd better activate my prayer capsule
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