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InvisibleFiery
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30's testicles constantly need care, and during the process it lasts for many hours.
    #26443497 - 01/20/20 04:58 PM (4 years, 9 days ago)

For all you un educated, younger or non testicles people, men in their 30's are going through a vast massive sexual explosion.


All I can say is that it was good, and now I can die happy. ( JK:sun:


As much as that sounds like a joke let me tell you something. I'm talking about pure unabridged men in their 30's having the most powerful abilities sexually than ever before.



OMG./. Did you just throw up in your mouth a bit by reading my sexuality? I didn't even mention unicorns


IS IT OK here in the pub to talk about sex?


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Re: 30's testicles constantly need care, and during the process it lasts for many hours. [Re: Fiery]
    #26443507 - 01/20/20 05:03 PM (4 years, 9 days ago)

Have you ever noticed how testicles are always moving?..... Shits trippy :mindblown:


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Re: 30's testicles constantly need care, and during the process it lasts for many hours. [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26443535 - 01/20/20 05:17 PM (4 years, 9 days ago)

I never did take the time to look at testicles .

But I imagine they are like the veins on our major arteries, that lie detectors can see.



They aren't even "ball shaped"


THe royal eff.


:bubbles:


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Re: 30's testicles constantly need care, and during the process it lasts for many hours. [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26443574 - 01/20/20 05:41 PM (4 years, 9 days ago)

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spirit_shadow said:
Have you ever noticed how testicles are always moving?..... Shits trippy :mindblown:



My ex used to just stare at mine and watch them move and be so weirdly fascinated by the fact they do.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: 30's testicles constantly need care, and during the process it lasts for many hours. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #26443602 - 01/20/20 05:58 PM (4 years, 9 days ago)

There is a new fetish that I was not aware of : testicle staring. :ohwow:


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Re: 30's testicles constantly need care, and during the process it lasts for many hours. [Re: Fiery]
    #26443662 - 01/20/20 06:35 PM (4 years, 9 days ago)

Well apparently it exists, because a high percentage of the time I'd get naked, she'd spend a minute or more just watching them... It was weird but she was about to do things to me so fuck it. Let her stare.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: 30's testicles constantly need care, and during the process it lasts for many hours. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #26443672 - 01/20/20 06:41 PM (4 years, 9 days ago)

That sounds like "penis and balls fascination theory"




What is weird is that you said it was weird how you just let her stare at your balls for a while.


How does this make you feel?


Please comment


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Re: 30's testicles constantly need care, and during the process it lasts for many hours. [Re: Fiery]
    #26443681 - 01/20/20 06:47 PM (4 years, 9 days ago)

Doesn't really make me feel any way. I found it to be an odd thing to find so fascinating, but it meant I was about to get off. I wasn't about to say no you can't stare.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: 30's testicles constantly need care, and during the process it lasts for many hours. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #26443702 - 01/20/20 07:05 PM (4 years, 9 days ago)

Apart from cumming as someone swallows your milk while applying pressure to the side of your prostate, is there anything more satisfying to a man than giving his itchy bollocks a good scratching?


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Re: 30's testicles constantly need care, and during the process it lasts for many hours. [Re: deucedbi9]
    #26443711 - 01/20/20 07:09 PM (4 years, 9 days ago)

wow. did you really.

I just cant right now :themoreyouknow:


Yes there can be something more satisfying. But I can't think of it now.


A lot of you are thinking revenge, or regret, or betrayal.


But none of those are true in this case.


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Re: 30's testicles constantly need care, and during the process it lasts for many hours. [Re: deucedbi9]
    #26443738 - 01/20/20 07:22 PM (4 years, 9 days ago)

Yeah. Scratching your ear with a q-tip when it itches so bad it's about to drive you insane.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: 30's testicles constantly need care, and during the process it lasts for many hours. [Re: Fiery]
    #26443740 - 01/20/20 07:23 PM (4 years, 9 days ago)

Quote:

Fiery said:
wow. did you really.

I just cant right now :themoreyouknow:


Yes there can be something more satisfying. But I can't think of it now.


A lot of you are thinking revenge, or regret, or betrayal.


But none of those are true in this case.




Sorry geezer. I didn't fully contemplate your OP and am nowhere near the stipulated "men in their 30's" as my youngest will be 30 this year. Not sure what "revenge, or regret, or betrayal" could have to do with my bollocks. :shrug:


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Re: 30's testicles constantly need care, and during the process it lasts for many hours. [Re: deucedbi9]
    #26443747 - 01/20/20 07:28 PM (4 years, 9 days ago)

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Sorry geezer. I didn't fully contemplate your OP and am nowhere near the stipulated "men in their 30's" as my youngest will be 30 this year. Not sure what "revenge, or regret, or betrayal" could have to do with my bollocks. :shrug:





I sense a connection to this post. And no, I would not slide my cool healing hand into your vagina.


Because that is not where the healing is needed.


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Re: 30's testicles constantly need care, and during the process it lasts for many hours. [Re: Fiery] * 1
    #26444043 - 01/20/20 10:38 PM (4 years, 8 days ago)

These are the pub threads I like.  Delivering the hard hitting information.  Power to the people!


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Re: 30's testicles constantly need care, and during the process it lasts for many hours. [Re: ilus]
    #26444062 - 01/20/20 11:02 PM (4 years, 8 days ago)

I'm in my 30's and I had a testicle problem last year. My balls were hurting for a while so I finally went to the doctor because I thought I was having another kidney stone. My doctor told me to drop my pants and she started squeezing my balls and asking me to cough and stuff. I had epididymitis and had to take antibiotics.

My doctor is pretty hot and I started to chub up a little while she was feeling me up. It only grew like 10% and there was no pre-cum so she probably didn't notice and if she did then I'm sure she took it as a compliment.

My wife also likes to look at my testicles, especially while cumming, and double especially if she has a finger in my butt while cumming. Past GF's also liked it.

Once I was in a locker room and this old guy was walking around naked. His balls were literally the size of a large grapefruit, frickin so huge that it gave me a nightmare. They were so big that I bet they blocked him from getting his dick into a woman.

Having big balls is the most over-rated thing ever. Guys don't like big balls and neither do women.


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Re: 30's testicles constantly need care, and during the process it lasts for many hours. [Re: Fiery]
    #26444134 - 01/21/20 12:39 AM (4 years, 8 days ago)

I find it odd to see my testicles contract and expand by their own free-will as if they were not a part of my body. It always make me embarassly concious although happy whenever she stares at them with fascination.


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Re: 30's testicles constantly need care, and during the process it lasts for many hours. [Re: pacmanbreed]
    #26444503 - 01/21/20 09:24 AM (4 years, 8 days ago)

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Once I was in a locker room and this old guy was walking around naked. His balls were literally the size of a large grapefruit, frickin so huge that it gave me a nightmare. They were so big that I bet they blocked him from getting his dick into a woman.

Having big balls is the most over-rated thing ever. Guys don't like big balls and neither do women.





Our ape relatives generally have tiny dicks and gigantic balls. Sperm volume is the primary means of sexual competition for them I guess.


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Re: 30's testicles constantly need care, and during the process it lasts for many hours. [Re: psi]
    #26444529 - 01/21/20 09:40 AM (4 years, 8 days ago)

Quote:

psi said:
Quote:

Lophosaurus said:
Once I was in a locker room and this old guy was walking around naked. His balls were literally the size of a large grapefruit, frickin so huge that it gave me a nightmare. They were so big that I bet they blocked him from getting his dick into a woman.

Having big balls is the most over-rated thing ever. Guys don't like big balls and neither do women.





Our ape relatives generally have tiny dicks and gigantic balls. Sperm volume is the primary means of sexual competition for them I guess.




Good observation, In that case, Female apes may also haved develop testicles staring habbits.


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Re: 30's testicles constantly need care, and during the process it lasts for many hours. [Re: pacmanbreed] * 1
    #26444834 - 01/21/20 01:10 PM (4 years, 8 days ago)

A perfect gift for a male that you truly care for.


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Re: 30's testicles constantly need care, and during the process it lasts for many hours. [Re: Dilsnique] * 1
    #26444880 - 01/21/20 06:10 PM (4 years, 8 days ago)

The first time I ever noticed my testicles contracting/expanding I was high on a psychedelic and shit was mind blowing.


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