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Offlinewatermelon mon
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Jail was fun * 1
    #26441242 - 01/19/20 07:05 AM (4 years, 10 days ago)

They said hey watermelon do you require water

I just said no thank you sir , than I sat down

I was playing in the sink again

But it was cool it was canada

Unfortunately I lost everything

But I have my necklaces

So what kind of jail story's you got ?

My friend who gave me that necklace off his neck was right

I'll wear it until I'm dead


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Offlinewatermelon mon
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Re: Jail was fun [Re: watermelon mon]
    #26441249 - 01/19/20 07:12 AM (4 years, 10 days ago)

Getting cuffed on a car


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Re: Jail was fun [Re: watermelon mon] * 3
    #26441260 - 01/19/20 07:24 AM (4 years, 10 days ago)

Did this happen back in the day or are you getting arrested right now?


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Re: Jail was fun [Re: Amanita86]
    #26441274 - 01/19/20 07:34 AM (4 years, 10 days ago)

Excellent freakin' question :popcorn:


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Offlinewatermelon mon
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Re: Jail was fun [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 2
    #26441280 - 01/19/20 07:48 AM (4 years, 10 days ago)

I just got out

They said he is spaced out

Cuffs were to tight but I like it like that

Honestly didn't say anything to them just looked them in the eyes


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Re: Jail was fun [Re: watermelon mon] * 1
    #26441315 - 01/19/20 08:34 AM (4 years, 10 days ago)

What did you do?


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Re: Jail was fun [Re: MrMoon] * 5
    #26441323 - 01/19/20 08:41 AM (4 years, 10 days ago)

He served 10 months for bad poetry.


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Re: Jail was fun [Re: MrMoon]
    #26441350 - 01/19/20 08:58 AM (4 years, 10 days ago)

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MrMoon said:
What did you do?




Some people target other people

They just didn't like my smile

Hey man I'll keep on walking that way

I'll keep on smiling

Here comes court

It's a fine preno gresio

Dont worry if I get caged I'll fight back


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Re: Jail was fun [Re: watermelon mon]
    #26441351 - 01/19/20 08:59 AM (4 years, 10 days ago)

:ytho:


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Offlinewatermelon mon
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Re: Jail was fun [Re: PatrickKn]
    #26441355 - 01/19/20 09:01 AM (4 years, 10 days ago)

It's a fine preno gresio

With a hand juster

Of a swirl in the night sky


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Re: Jail was fun [Re: christopera]
    #26441365 - 01/19/20 09:07 AM (4 years, 10 days ago)

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christopera said:
He served 10 months for bad poetry.



:rofl:


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Re: Jail was fun [Re: watermelon mon]
    #26441366 - 01/19/20 09:07 AM (4 years, 10 days ago)

I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. You sure it wasn't a mental institution you went to instead?


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Offlinewatermelon mon
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Re: Jail was fun [Re: MrMoon]
    #26441367 - 01/19/20 09:08 AM (4 years, 10 days ago)

Yes it wasn't


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Re: Jail was fun [Re: watermelon mon]
    #26441399 - 01/19/20 09:32 AM (4 years, 10 days ago)

If you have to come back for court then they must have charged you with something right?


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Re: Jail was fun [Re: psi]
    #26441404 - 01/19/20 09:35 AM (4 years, 10 days ago)

IIRC, watermelon mon recently posted that he exposed his penis to a random woman on the street.  It could be something related to that.


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Re: Jail was fun [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #26441413 - 01/19/20 09:42 AM (4 years, 10 days ago)

:stevolmao:


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Re: Jail was fun [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #26441423 - 01/19/20 09:49 AM (4 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

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IIRC, watermelon mon recently posted that he exposed his penis to a random woman on the street.  It could be something related to that.




At least he didn't force his poetry on the poor woman.


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Re: Jail was fun [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #26441436 - 01/19/20 09:57 AM (4 years, 10 days ago)

I like the guy but it sounds like he does exercise poor judgement in certain situations. Can't tell if he's being evasive or is/was just out of it and doesn't know why he was arrested.


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Re: Jail was fun [Re: christopera]
    #26441438 - 01/19/20 09:57 AM (4 years, 10 days ago)

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Re: Jail was fun [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #26441456 - 01/19/20 10:07 AM (4 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
IIRC, watermelon mon recently posted that he exposed his penis to a random woman on the street.  It could be something related to that.




I little over a year ago, I read about a lady that chased a flasher down and stabbed him.  Everyone went to jail that day.


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Re: Jail was fun [Re: ballsalsa]
    #26441521 - 01/19/20 11:14 AM (4 years, 10 days ago)

Could you imagine being so unhinged that you want to stab a stranger for exposing themselves?  :lol:


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Re: Jail was fun [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #26441551 - 01/19/20 11:37 AM (4 years, 10 days ago)

Yeah I have to say that sounds like a pretty absurd escalation.


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Re: Jail was fun [Re: psi] * 4
    #26441579 - 01/19/20 11:57 AM (4 years, 10 days ago)

#FREEWATERMELONMON


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Re: Jail was fun [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26441613 - 01/19/20 12:16 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

pacing for 1 month then knocked out with meds while hearing an insane man banging on his cell door all day.  i believe with the help of elavil and valium and thorazine i hadnled it pretty wel.. also.. i have claustrophobia and jail just so happens to be the "prfect"trap:mushroom2:


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Re: Jail was fun [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26441661 - 01/19/20 12:47 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

Free water melon? Now that's something I can get behind. It is delicious!


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Re: Jail was fun [Re: Seanmt]
    #26441662 - 01/19/20 12:48 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

I hope he didnt say anything out loud though


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Re: Jail was fun [Re: Psyche delics]
    #26441954 - 01/19/20 04:34 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

watermelon mon said:


So what kind of jail story's you got ?






None. A criminal record would ruin my life


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Re: Jail was fun [Re: watermelon mon]
    #26441998 - 01/19/20 04:58 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

watermelon mon said:
It's a fine pruno gresio





..:smilingpuppy:

I need updated mon, what happened?  No word trickery either, spell it out.


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Re: Jail was fun [Re: Amanita86]
    #26442020 - 01/19/20 05:16 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

I think this guy’s goal in life is to troll shroomery with his bad poetry.


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Re: Jail was fun [Re: FSHuntings]
    #26442159 - 01/19/20 06:58 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

Longest sentence I did was 30 days and vowed to never go back. All though I did. I got really good at crib that's how I won all my smoke money. I ready 17 books in 30 days. And I learned how to juggle. Silly really but I made the most out of my time.

There is nothing worse then sitting in a cell as time passes by. That shit is truly tragic,


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Re: Jail was fun [Re: watermelon mon]
    #26442206 - 01/19/20 07:26 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

Whatever you did, don't do it down here, especially if it involved your penor.

My guess is they picked you up wandering around off your head somewhere.... speaking poetry. :shrug:


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Re: Jail was fun [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #26442367 - 01/19/20 09:15 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

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IIRC, watermelon mon recently posted that he exposed his penis to a random woman on the street.  It could be something related to that.





That's pretty messed up. Don't know what's going on with this guy. The other day he admitted to know about a human trafficking operation and didn't report it or do anything about it. That is scum of the Earth behavior if it's true.

I thought he was a nice guy for a while. He had me fooled with his incoherent posting's.


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Re: Jail was fun [Re: Amanita86]
    #26442415 - 01/19/20 10:02 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

Amanita86 said:
Quote:

watermelon mon said:
It's a fine pruno gresio





..:smilingpuppy:

I need updated mon, what happened?  No word trickery either, spell it out.




I vote for word trickery. I like a good mystery-puzzle :yesnod:


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Re: Jail was fun [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #26442419 - 01/19/20 10:05 PM (4 years, 10 days ago)



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Re: Jail was fun [Re: Mitchnast]
    #26442693 - 01/20/20 06:39 AM (4 years, 9 days ago)

Got arrested with 200 other people at a street rave demonstration.  Pigs couldn't frisk us all and we got put in 2 mass cells. Some of us still had weed and keta on us so it wasn't all that bad.  What was bad is that they also locked some minors with the rest of us which is a big no no here. The city got a lot of flack for that afterwards from the parents. That's when they got rid of the combi tax on demonstrations after that. Combi tax is a tax you have to pay for bringing you from the place u got arrested to the police station and it's about €100.


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