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Offlinewatermelon mon
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Jail was fun * 1
    #26441242 - 01/19/20 07:05 AM (4 years, 29 days ago)

They said hey watermelon do you require water

I just said no thank you sir , than I sat down

I was playing in the sink again

But it was cool it was canada

Unfortunately I lost everything

But I have my necklaces

So what kind of jail story's you got ?

My friend who gave me that necklace off his neck was right

I'll wear it until I'm dead


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Offlinewatermelon mon
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Re: Jail was fun [Re: watermelon mon]
    #26441249 - 01/19/20 07:12 AM (4 years, 29 days ago)

Getting cuffed on a car


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InvisibleAmanita86
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Re: Jail was fun [Re: watermelon mon] * 3
    #26441260 - 01/19/20 07:24 AM (4 years, 29 days ago)

Did this happen back in the day or are you getting arrested right now?


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OfflineLogicaL ChaosM
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Re: Jail was fun [Re: Amanita86]
    #26441274 - 01/19/20 07:34 AM (4 years, 29 days ago)

Excellent freakin' question :popcorn:


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Offlinewatermelon mon
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Re: Jail was fun [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 2
    #26441280 - 01/19/20 07:48 AM (4 years, 28 days ago)

I just got out

They said he is spaced out

Cuffs were to tight but I like it like that

Honestly didn't say anything to them just looked them in the eyes


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OfflineMrMoon
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Re: Jail was fun [Re: watermelon mon] * 1
    #26441315 - 01/19/20 08:34 AM (4 years, 28 days ago)

What did you do?


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Re: Jail was fun [Re: MrMoon] * 5
    #26441323 - 01/19/20 08:41 AM (4 years, 28 days ago)

He served 10 months for bad poetry.


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Offlinewatermelon mon
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Re: Jail was fun [Re: MrMoon]
    #26441350 - 01/19/20 08:58 AM (4 years, 28 days ago)

Quote:

MrMoon said:
What did you do?




Some people target other people

They just didn't like my smile

Hey man I'll keep on walking that way

I'll keep on smiling

Here comes court

It's a fine preno gresio

Dont worry if I get caged I'll fight back


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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: Jail was fun [Re: watermelon mon]
    #26441351 - 01/19/20 08:59 AM (4 years, 28 days ago)

:ytho:


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Offlinewatermelon mon
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Re: Jail was fun [Re: PatrickKn]
    #26441355 - 01/19/20 09:01 AM (4 years, 28 days ago)

It's a fine preno gresio

With a hand juster

Of a swirl in the night sky


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OfflinetheRealrollforever
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Re: Jail was fun [Re: christopera]
    #26441365 - 01/19/20 09:07 AM (4 years, 28 days ago)

Quote:

christopera said:
He served 10 months for bad poetry.



:rofl:


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OfflineMrMoon
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Re: Jail was fun [Re: watermelon mon]
    #26441366 - 01/19/20 09:07 AM (4 years, 28 days ago)

I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. You sure it wasn't a mental institution you went to instead?


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Offlinewatermelon mon
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Re: Jail was fun [Re: MrMoon]
    #26441367 - 01/19/20 09:08 AM (4 years, 28 days ago)

Yes it wasn't


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Invisiblepsi
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Re: Jail was fun [Re: watermelon mon]
    #26441399 - 01/19/20 09:32 AM (4 years, 28 days ago)

If you have to come back for court then they must have charged you with something right?


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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: Jail was fun [Re: psi]
    #26441404 - 01/19/20 09:35 AM (4 years, 28 days ago)

IIRC, watermelon mon recently posted that he exposed his penis to a random woman on the street.  It could be something related to that.


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OfflineMrMoon
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Re: Jail was fun [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #26441413 - 01/19/20 09:42 AM (4 years, 28 days ago)

:stevolmao:


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Offlinechristopera
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Re: Jail was fun [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #26441423 - 01/19/20 09:49 AM (4 years, 28 days ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
IIRC, watermelon mon recently posted that he exposed his penis to a random woman on the street.  It could be something related to that.




At least he didn't force his poetry on the poor woman.


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Invisiblepsi
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Re: Jail was fun [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #26441436 - 01/19/20 09:57 AM (4 years, 28 days ago)

I like the guy but it sounds like he does exercise poor judgement in certain situations. Can't tell if he's being evasive or is/was just out of it and doesn't know why he was arrested.


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Invisiblevenetianblinds
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Re: Jail was fun [Re: christopera]
    #26441438 - 01/19/20 09:57 AM (4 years, 28 days ago)

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InvisibleballsalsaMDiscord
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Re: Jail was fun [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #26441456 - 01/19/20 10:07 AM (4 years, 28 days ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
IIRC, watermelon mon recently posted that he exposed his penis to a random woman on the street.  It could be something related to that.




I little over a year ago, I read about a lady that chased a flasher down and stabbed him.  Everyone went to jail that day.


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