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Grimsweeper
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Traveling with shrooms 101 6
#26439688 - 01/18/20 06:13 AM (4 years, 30 days ago) |
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 Traveling abroad with shrooms 101 
I'm writing this "Tek" because I've asked the question 100 times, read many articles, had many discussions on it but never felt satisfied or confident about traveling through airports, customs and on a plane with my personal use mushrooms. Some might say this is overkill but the wrath of my wife seeing me led away by airport security would be far worse then any legal consequences when we're on the final step of a long-planned vacation.
Let me just say that I do not advocate smuggling drugs for monetary gain. I'm doing the grunt work so that you, myself and a couple friends can enjoy the pleasures of a half ounce of Boomers for personal use while traveling abroad.
You will need -
14 grams of small, dense, closed cap fruits. I chose PEU because of those traits and they pack a punch. Each of my fruits weigh anywhere from .20 to .50g. Their density and closed cap keeps them from breaking apart when handling and bouncing around in the bag later.

1 pound bag of your favorite trail mix.

12 ounce bag of chocolate used for making chocolate molds.

Set of narrow tongs
Spatula
Melt your chocolates in the microwave but reserve 5 or 10 pieces for now. Check on them every 45 seconds or so and stir with a spatula. Melting too fast or overheating makes it a gooey mess that's difficult to work with.
Once you have it melted to a workable consistency, stir in the chocolates you reserved. This "tempers" the chocolate giving the final product a harder surface that doesn't damage or melt so easily.
Using a narrow set of tongs, dip and roll each fruit in the chocolate and set on a sheet of wax paper. In 30 minutes or so your chocolate covered dicks will be ready to handle. You could also speed this up in the fridge.

Once cooled, break off any loose, flattened chocolate and bag them up in your original bag of trail mix.

I only used about 25% of the trail mix with a final layer on top. Looks pretty natural to me.

Sure there's other ways to do it like powdered mush in chocolates and cookies but to me it seems weird to be traveling to other countries with home made cookies and mush chocolates kinda look like well, mush chocolates. Capsules are another option but several people have told me they don't like the long come up that capsules deliver. If you'd like to comment in ways like, "Why not just do it this way or that way" please do so only if you've done it yourself successfully. I've read many suggestions with no real experiences to back it up and that doesn't help anyone. I've drafted this while at home so if I posted this it means I'm now on vacation with my wife and friends nibbling on choco-dicks.
These would probably be good in mushboy's tea too, might have to try that out.
Enjoy!
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Re: Traveling with shrooms 101 [Re: Grimsweeper]
#26439725 - 01/18/20 06:49 AM (4 years, 30 days ago) |
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Fuck yeah dude! I once went on vacation to the beach with a fruiting tub in my trunk. We picked tight out of the trunk and tripped! Used a blanket to cover it and carry it into the hotel room
On another note, i was also traveling to the beach to live for 3 months. I had two fruiting tubs, put them in the backseat and covered with blankets. I got pulled over by a cop, got a ticket and drove on. I was literally pissing my pants. Luckily thr whole car was packed with stuff so it was hard to notice.
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Re: Traveling with shrooms 101 [Re: eatyualive]
#26439728 - 01/18/20 06:52 AM (4 years, 30 days ago) |
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This is brilliant dude I love it. Definitely trying next time I fly. Awesome write up.
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YogiBear



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I don't cus but in this instance I think a little vicarious swearing is in order...
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Re: Traveling with shrooms 101 [Re: YogiBear]
#26439763 - 01/18/20 07:15 AM (4 years, 30 days ago) |
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Great idea! Just gotta be careful not to munch on that bag while you're hungry waiting for your flight!
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Grimsweeper
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Re: Traveling with shrooms 101 [Re: daysbetween]
#26439791 - 01/18/20 07:40 AM (4 years, 30 days ago) |
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I did have some moments of nervousness. One of my bags got pulled by tsa for inspection but not the one with the boomers. They wanted to check my backgammon set out. Also had a police dog sniff my bag in line but he gave zero fucks.
Only thing I might do differently is use a trail mix that has chocolate covered pieces in it already and take them out just as an added level of paranoia.
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Re: Traveling with shrooms 101 [Re: Grimsweeper]
#26439807 - 01/18/20 08:00 AM (4 years, 30 days ago) |
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Campus officer searched a dorm room and found qp of shredded shrooms. They told em it was used sunflower seeds. They look very similar.
Tea could be a good option
Edited by Neowynd8 (01/18/20 08:02 AM)
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Re: Traveling with shrooms 101 [Re: Grimsweeper]
#26439810 - 01/18/20 08:03 AM (4 years, 30 days ago) |
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Hiding drugs in food has been my preferred method for travel since I first tried it ~10 years ago. I've always put them in something that can be sealed to look like it's never been opened before (stuff that's in cardboard boxes like fruit snacks, cheez its, etc.) Never done this on a plane though, only car travel. I didn't know you could take food on international flights. Never been outside the country
I like the chocolate covered mushroom idea. Those would be cool in a gift bag or something. Probably doesn't go down as easy as a mushroom chocolate bar but they sure look awesome. You should really "go for it" and do like a chocolate/white-chocolate swirl or add some sprinkles or dip the cap end of the mushroom into some caramel so it still looks like a mushroom with a brown stem. Obviously not for putting in your trail mix bag, but just for the fun of it I just wanna see what they'd look like
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YogiBear



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Maybe you could do just the caps and pass them as chocolate covered peanuts ?
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eLeSDenes
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Re: Traveling with shrooms 101 [Re: YogiBear]
#26439838 - 01/18/20 08:29 AM (4 years, 30 days ago) |
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Any bulk version?
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SpunkyMonkey88
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Re: Traveling with shrooms 101 [Re: eLeSDenes]
#26439875 - 01/18/20 09:05 AM (4 years, 30 days ago) |
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Noice! Just make sure the kids dont grab the bag for mid flight snack 😬
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Vibe_Enthusiast
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I just planned on grinding them into capsules and putting them in a herb supplement bottle - but this is an awesome idea as well!
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mushboy
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with ape/peu i almost feel like you could put them in a bag/jar of store bought edible dried mushrooms and no one would know the difference
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Re: Traveling with shrooms 101 [Re: mushboy]
#26439908 - 01/18/20 09:23 AM (4 years, 30 days ago) |
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grind them and fill some teabags
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Vibe_Enthusiast
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Re: Traveling with shrooms 101 [Re: mushboy]
#26439910 - 01/18/20 09:24 AM (4 years, 30 days ago) |
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They're not even checking for things of such. You could put them in your pocket and walk through as long as you didn't get searched. Lol.
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Re: Traveling with shrooms 101 [Re: eLeSDenes]
#26439922 - 01/18/20 09:32 AM (4 years, 29 days ago) |
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Quote:
eLeSDenes said: grind them and fill some teabags 
That's what I did Remove tea from teabags and put in ground mushroom powder. Impossible to tell, except that it smells funny. Worked quite well so far for flights in Europe.
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Re: Traveling with shrooms 101 [Re: mushboy]
#26439937 - 01/18/20 09:46 AM (4 years, 29 days ago) |
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mushboy said: with ape/peu i almost feel like you could put them in a bag/jar of store bought edible dried mushrooms and no one would know the difference

And what, eat the entire tub of mushrooms?
Or do u mean dump them out and fill it with actives?
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I bring 1/4 ounce of bud nearly every time i fly. Mushrooms almost need no disguise. Throw them in a homemade bag of chex mix. Or go buy some of scamets hoaxdefense and make some capsules and toss them in the bottle
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Re: Traveling with shrooms 101 [Re: bodhisatta] 1
#26439962 - 01/18/20 10:05 AM (4 years, 29 days ago) |
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bodhisatta said: I bring 1/4 ounce of bud nearly every time i fly. Mushrooms almost need no disguise. Throw them in a homemade bag of chex mix. Or go buy some of scamets hoaxdefense and make some capsules and toss them in the bottle
u got balls man I give ya that... buds probably the sketchiest drug u could travel with due to its bulkieness and its pungent ass odor... not worth it IMO.
And u really hate that guy, staments huh lmao
Edited by SpunkyMonkey88 (01/18/20 10:06 AM)
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Grimsweeper
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Tea bags seems like a good idea. I wouldnt put anything in my pockets. When you go through the body scanner youre supposed to have pockets emptied. If they see something they dont like youre getting searched.
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