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ichugwindex
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Bank closed account.
#26436964 - 01/16/20 03:03 PM (4 years, 13 days ago) |
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This one time the bank closed my account because there wasnt enough money it.
I want my 32 cents back motherfuckers!
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Dilsnique
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It cost the bank 32 cents to close your account.
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ichugwindex
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Re: Bank closed account. [Re: Dilsnique] 2
#26437090 - 01/16/20 04:10 PM (4 years, 13 days ago) |
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What a coincidence! Imagine that and I had 32 cents in there!
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Crazy_Horse
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Was that your retirement account?
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ichugwindex
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Crazy_Horse said: Was that your retirement account?
Naturely. I had been planning to live off the vast sum until the end of my days.
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LogicaL Chaos
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Those bastards!!!! 
Whats the minimal amount? I use Keybank, there is no minimal but in order to keep the account, it needs to be active as in a deposit or withdrawl once a month minimum, i believe. Some banks are stupid thou!
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ichugwindex
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I dont remember what the minimum was. I kinda breezed through that because it was my first ever bank account. Haha I learned my lesson
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Enjoywho
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Hmm I have a small local bank and they won't close my account unless it's at 0 cents. i've had like 20 cents in there for a little while before. As long as I have at least 1 penny in there they won't close it.
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LogicaL Chaos
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Yeah, don't breeze thru the fine print on bank accounts. For software Terms and Conditions, sure why not skip it. But bank accounts? That you wanna read.
Next time
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You should sue them for theft. Get with a lawyer. They can figure out what will get the most money. Maybe the hospital refused to treat your sister who was dying because you were 32 cents short. Now the pain and suffering is immeasurable.
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Re: Bank closed account. [Re: Shroomslip] 1
#26437523 - 01/16/20 09:15 PM (4 years, 13 days ago) |
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Shroomslip said: You should sue them for theft. Get with a lawyer. They can figure out what will get the most money. Maybe the hospital refused to treat your sister who was dying because you were 32 cents short. Now the pain and suffering is immeasurable.
Dude had 32 cents in his bank account. I'm definitely guessing he has a ton of money to sue a bank over 32 cents
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: Bank closed account. [Re: Enjoywho] 4
#26437576 - 01/16/20 09:56 PM (4 years, 13 days ago) |
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He would have to take it to Really Small Claims Court.
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Tripsurfer
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Re: Bank closed account. [Re: Dilsnique]
#26438709 - 01/17/20 02:49 PM (4 years, 12 days ago) |
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Is that Monopoly man with a monocle??
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get access to the money, i'm sure you're worth it
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