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InvisibleBayerPhi
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Re: Your Opinion on Strange Beings [Re: Tempalonomous] * 1
    #26437875 - 01/17/20 06:01 AM (4 years, 12 days ago)

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Tempalonomous said:
Elephants, Dolphins, Octopuses, Pigs, Horses, Cows, Crows. All very intelligent and probably think
we are the stupid ones.

Just my thoughts though. Humans are pretty gross and selfish.




Yeah, I saw the other day where Pigs learned metallurgy. They started to bend metal into all these different shapes, they even built a couple of jet engines and added them to it and took off flying around Mach 1 speeds. Must've been visited by aliens, and they gave them our technology.

Soon the Dolphins will build an sub-aeromachine and come fight us, probably when they stop raping each other and form a democratic society with the sharks and octopuses.

But in all serious, not an animal, but viruses.
Viruses are wtf material. Purely symmetrical foldings of proteins. They're not technically alive but becomes alive after it takes over your DNA with its mRNA. Going down a wikipedia binge on viruses will blow your mind.


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Re: Your Opinion on Strange Beings [Re: BayerPhi] * 1
    #26437905 - 01/17/20 06:34 AM (4 years, 12 days ago)

Best "when pigs can fly" joke Ive ever read :justastonishing:


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InvisibleBayerPhi
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Re: Your Opinion on Strange Beings [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #26437908 - 01/17/20 06:41 AM (4 years, 12 days ago)

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LogicaL Chaos said:
Best "when pigs can fly" joke Ive ever read :justastonishing:




They skipped right over cars, brah.
They're learning exponentially.
:hahyeahwoo:


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Re: What is the WEIRDEST animal [Re: Tempalonomous]
    #26437916 - 01/17/20 06:49 AM (4 years, 12 days ago)

PlTapus also has venomous claws and generate milk for their offspring


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:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo.
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Re: Your Opinion on Strange Beings [Re: BayerPhi]
    #26437922 - 01/17/20 07:02 AM (4 years, 12 days ago)

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BayerPhi said:
Quote:

Tempalonomous said:
Elephants, Dolphins, Octopuses, Pigs, Horses, Cows, Crows. All very intelligent and probably think
we are the stupid ones.

Just my thoughts though. Humans are pretty gross and selfish.




Yeah, I saw the other day where Pigs learned metallurgy. They started to bend metal into all these different shapes, they even built a couple of jet engines and added them to it and took off flying around Mach 1 speeds. Must've been visited by aliens, and they gave them our technology.

Soon the Dolphins will build an sub-aeromachine and come fight us, probably when they stop raping each other and form a democratic society with the sharks and octopuses.

But in all serious, not an animal, but viruses.
Viruses are wtf material. Purely symmetrical foldings of proteins. They're not technically alive but becomes alive after it takes over your DNA with its mRNA. Going down a wikipedia binge on viruses will blow your mind.




Bacteriophage look like space probes. This is actually what they look like



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Re: Your Opinion on Strange Beings [Re: koods]
    #26437925 - 01/17/20 07:08 AM (4 years, 12 days ago)

Pretty sure this guy isn’t from earth



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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: Your Opinion on Strange Beings [Re: koods]
    #26438899 - 01/17/20 04:53 PM (4 years, 12 days ago)

Actually, that guy is the only true Earthling on the entire planet. Everything else is an invader.


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