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InvisibleTempalonomous
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Porn Poll
    #26432824 - 01/14/20 09:15 AM (4 years, 15 days ago)

First off, I am sorry if this is not allowed. I am bored and want to know some porn stats.

What type of porn do you look at?

Yes I know I missed some I am bored and just thought of the ones off thje top of my head
Porn Genres
You may choose many


Votes accepted from (01/14/20 06:11 AM) to (No end specified)
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I now present to you... THE OFFICIAL DEXTER TRIPPING PLAYLIST!

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Many centuries ago, there existed a formation of man. This version of us was of great power and great enlightenment. There came an evil presence known as the Babylonians. They are said to have reconfigured our DNA to make the majority of it void. This has encapsulated us in our limited, selfish ways. To seek truth we must tune our minds to the right frequency and only then we will truly know what to do.



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Re: Porn Poll [Re: Tempalonomous] * 1
    #26432833 - 01/14/20 09:19 AM (4 years, 15 days ago)

At some point you just go through everything out of curiosity.


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: Tempalonomous] * 4
    #26432861 - 01/14/20 09:34 AM (4 years, 15 days ago)

Invalid Poll - NO STAL option - so unfortunately I am unable to vote.

Let me know if you want me to dump this so you can do it properly...


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26432864 - 01/14/20 09:35 AM (4 years, 15 days ago)

Yeah like anyone here DOESNT watch porn, pff
I watch porn maybe once every 2 weeks. That doesn't mean I don't have a preferred type.


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Whatcha gonna do with a big fat but?... wiggle wiggle wiggle. doo doo doo do do do

                                                       
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I now present to you... THE OFFICIAL DEXTER TRIPPING PLAYLIST!

My Tripping Playlist

Many centuries ago, there existed a formation of man. This version of us was of great power and great enlightenment. There came an evil presence known as the Babylonians. They are said to have reconfigured our DNA to make the majority of it void. This has encapsulated us in our limited, selfish ways. To seek truth we must tune our minds to the right frequency and only then we will truly know what to do.



Edited by Tempalonomous (01/14/20 09:36 AM)


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: Tempalonomous]
    #26432888 - 01/14/20 09:51 AM (4 years, 15 days ago)

Threesome porn is pretty rad, mostly FFM, but there's a trend that bothers the living hell out of me where the one girl will be riding the dude and the other, ALL she's doing is holding the other girl's butt while she's moving up and down.  AND she's moaning.

Like this is the pornographic equivalent of those people, "holding up" the leaning tower in vacation photos.  You're doing nothing for her or the audience. 

To put into perspective how ridiculous this is to me, flip it around to MMF threesomes.  Picture one  dude has the girl bent over gettin her from behind and all the other dude is doing is crouching behind him pushing his butt into her.  :lol:  It's so unnecessary.


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: Newbie]
    #26432904 - 01/14/20 10:03 AM (4 years, 15 days ago)

Lmfao I see these too its funny. I just thought about vr porn, how amazing that would be?! With gloves that have some sort of sensor thingy on them to simulate the feel of a titty


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Whatcha gonna do with a big fat but?... wiggle wiggle wiggle. doo doo doo do do do

                                                       
:slomo:


Ladies and Gentlemen, I now present to you... THE OFFICIAL DEXTER TRIPPING PLAYLIST!

My Tripping Playlist

Many centuries ago, there existed a formation of man. This version of us was of great power and great enlightenment. There came an evil presence known as the Babylonians. They are said to have reconfigured our DNA to make the majority of it void. This has encapsulated us in our limited, selfish ways. To seek truth we must tune our minds to the right frequency and only then we will truly know what to do.



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Re: Porn Poll [Re: Tempalonomous]
    #26432941 - 01/14/20 10:26 AM (4 years, 15 days ago)

What if you like irregular gore? Can I just pick the regular kind?


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: koods]
    #26432944 - 01/14/20 10:35 AM (4 years, 15 days ago)

You must first explain what irregular gore is

Is it something like this? Sorry if this breaks rules.

IMAGE BELOW IS VERY NSFW



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Whatcha gonna do with a big fat but?... wiggle wiggle wiggle. doo doo doo do do do

                                                       
:slomo:


Ladies and Gentlemen, I now present to you... THE OFFICIAL DEXTER TRIPPING PLAYLIST!

My Tripping Playlist

Many centuries ago, there existed a formation of man. This version of us was of great power and great enlightenment. There came an evil presence known as the Babylonians. They are said to have reconfigured our DNA to make the majority of it void. This has encapsulated us in our limited, selfish ways. To seek truth we must tune our minds to the right frequency and only then we will truly know what to do.



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Re: Porn Poll [Re: koods]
    #26432948 - 01/14/20 10:36 AM (4 years, 15 days ago)

The most "gore" I could get tolerate would be period blood and slapping/choking. Very basic stuff.
That image I found very interesting and its nice to look at, not in any sort of sexual way though.


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Whatcha gonna do with a big fat but?... wiggle wiggle wiggle. doo doo doo do do do

                                                       
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I now present to you... THE OFFICIAL DEXTER TRIPPING PLAYLIST!

My Tripping Playlist

Many centuries ago, there existed a formation of man. This version of us was of great power and great enlightenment. There came an evil presence known as the Babylonians. They are said to have reconfigured our DNA to make the majority of it void. This has encapsulated us in our limited, selfish ways. To seek truth we must tune our minds to the right frequency and only then we will truly know what to do.



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Re: Porn Poll [Re: Tempalonomous]
    #26432962 - 01/14/20 10:45 AM (4 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

Tempalonomous said:
You must first explain what irregular gore is

Is it something like this? Sorry if this breaks rules.

IMAGE BELOW IS VERY NSFW






No. You have to explain what regular gore is since you put it on the list


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: koods]
    #26432965 - 01/14/20 10:47 AM (4 years, 15 days ago)

Irregular gore is penetration of open wounds


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: koods]
    #26432968 - 01/14/20 10:51 AM (4 years, 15 days ago)

I’m making this all up by the way. I’m a sick freak but gore isn’t one of them.


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: koods]
    #26433029 - 01/14/20 11:57 AM (4 years, 15 days ago)

Im pretty vanilla. I like it best when they both seem to enjoy it, not two plastic puppets mindlessly pounding each other


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: koods]
    #26433049 - 01/14/20 12:19 PM (4 years, 15 days ago)

I would think regular gore would be being sexually attracted to blood, either by a period or violence.


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Whatcha gonna do with a big fat but?... wiggle wiggle wiggle. doo doo doo do do do

                                                       
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I now present to you... THE OFFICIAL DEXTER TRIPPING PLAYLIST!

My Tripping Playlist

Many centuries ago, there existed a formation of man. This version of us was of great power and great enlightenment. There came an evil presence known as the Babylonians. They are said to have reconfigured our DNA to make the majority of it void. This has encapsulated us in our limited, selfish ways. To seek truth we must tune our minds to the right frequency and only then we will truly know what to do.



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Re: Porn Poll [Re: Tempalonomous]
    #26433093 - 01/14/20 12:53 PM (4 years, 15 days ago)

I watch almost exclusively lesbian porn. Mostly video from lesbian webcam shows that gets uploaded to places like motherless. I go for stuff that looks very amateur (some girl in her home trying to make some money) and avoid professional looking stuff generally.

I try to avoid exploitive stuff like russian or chinese prostitutes who are being essentially forced into it by their pimp etc. I just want some normal american girls at home looking to make some money, that kind of thing where the girls involved are doing it of their own free will and they're the ones controlling it and making money off it, etc.


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: Tempalonomous]
    #26433105 - 01/14/20 01:00 PM (4 years, 15 days ago)

Regular gore is pretty much execution or torture real videos.
Most of the time it is when a man is the victim so most sadist won't like it but some of them actually are bisexually or even homosexual sadistic. It is pretty rare because most sadist prefer to engage in sadomasochism or soft sadism or even other kinds of pornography before using real gore porn.


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: Tempalonomous] * 1
    #26433149 - 01/14/20 01:17 PM (4 years, 15 days ago)

Where is the chubbyteddybeargrandpas and chubby woman porn?:sad: Chubby couples even, straight or gay, japan chubs, etc...:tongue:(just got a tingle in my groin typing that)

P.S.
Santa porn would be A number 1:tongue::tongue::tongue:


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: Tempalonomous]
    #26433597 - 01/14/20 05:00 PM (4 years, 15 days ago)

anything goat related

gotta involve a goat somewhere in it


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: Niffla]
    #26433643 - 01/14/20 05:41 PM (4 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
anything goat related

gotta involve a goat somewhere in it




Michael Jackson? Biggie? Ronaldo? RR?
Which G.O.A.T.?


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: feldman114]
    #26433665 - 01/14/20 05:53 PM (4 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

feldman114 said:
Quote:

Niffla said:
anything goat related

gotta involve a goat somewhere in it




Michael Jackson? Biggie? Ronaldo? RR?
Which G.O.A.T.?




just a regular goat

a farm goat



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Re: Porn Poll [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26433732 - 01/14/20 06:26 PM (4 years, 15 days ago)



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Re: Porn Poll [Re: koods]
    #26433737 - 01/14/20 06:30 PM (4 years, 15 days ago)

I like xxnx because it learns my preferences and offers suggestions. None of my kinks are listed above though. I mean I guess hentai a little but prefer real girls though onichichi was good.


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: koods] * 1
    #26433798 - 01/14/20 07:07 PM (4 years, 15 days ago)

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koods said:





that goat remix is straight fire

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Re: Porn Poll [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #26434139 - 01/14/20 10:41 PM (4 years, 14 days ago)

I like DP gangbang porn and girls fucking machines. honestly I'm trying to quit watching porn I think it's detrimental


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: koods] * 1
    #26434492 - 01/15/20 08:13 AM (4 years, 14 days ago)

Those goat vids are fucking hilarious! They sound like human screams sometimes.

@1uptoadstool. what is DP gangbang? Fuckmachines look fun actually, lol.


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26435139 - 01/15/20 03:08 PM (4 years, 14 days ago)

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Those goat vids are fucking hilarious! They sound like human screams sometimes.

@1uptoadstool. what is DP gangbang? Fuckmachines look fun actually, lol.




Double penetration.

I really want a sybian but that price tag rediculous


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: Niffla]
    #26435154 - 01/15/20 03:17 PM (4 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
anything goat related

gotta involve a goat somewhere in it



You'd love the website, goatse.cx , then


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26435966 - 01/16/20 01:55 AM (4 years, 13 days ago)

PAWGs, legging/yoga pants, oil massage, threesome, creampie (both vaginal and oral; oral can be incredibly hot if the girl is super into it, lol).


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: Loaded Shaman]
    #26436025 - 01/16/20 03:23 AM (4 years, 13 days ago)

A threesome is often one too many penises for my sexual appetite to handle unless it's a two girls to one guy or three girls situation.

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Re: Porn Poll [Re: HolyBolete]
    #26436175 - 01/16/20 06:09 AM (4 years, 13 days ago)

Yeah I was thinking before that if OP just specified those threesomes a little the poll would look a lot different. Most people are watching FFM/lez stuff I'd imagine. Who would have thought threesomes would be so popular?


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #26436361 - 01/16/20 08:42 AM (4 years, 13 days ago)

Quote:

larry.fisherman said:
Quote:

Niffla said:
anything goat related

gotta involve a goat somewhere in it



You'd love the website, goatse.cx , then




Browsing it right now

:ohwow:

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Re: Porn Poll [Re: Niffla]
    #26436387 - 01/16/20 08:54 AM (4 years, 13 days ago)

60fps porn is also where it's at.  It's like they're right inside my TV, just bangin away.


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: Tempalonomous]
    #26449971 - 01/24/20 12:54 PM (4 years, 5 days ago)

Are some of these even categories?



I would say "hardcore" because I like to watch stuff that is hardcore because I like it more hardcore than "vanilla" by a lot, including threesomes and other fun stuff.


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26450135 - 01/24/20 02:17 PM (4 years, 5 days ago)

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Jokeshopbeard said:
Invalid Poll - NO STAL option - so unfortunately I am unable to vote.

Let me know if you want me to dump this so you can do it properly...




I hear you’re into owning slaves now JS and bondage? Whips, chains, candle wax on the nipples :lol:

You can’t vote because there’s no ‘slaves’ selection :rofl2:


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: Citizen X] * 1
    #26450136 - 01/24/20 02:19 PM (4 years, 5 days ago)

Nothing wrong with a little well placed candle wax, mutually agreed of course and no bondage.:grin: How ya' Doin' X?


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: Citizen X] * 1
    #26450138 - 01/24/20 02:20 PM (4 years, 5 days ago)

We know he supports slavery, but the jury’s still out on whether or not he likes sex:rofl2:


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: feldman114]
    #26450150 - 01/24/20 02:35 PM (4 years, 5 days ago)

If you are corey feldman IRL It would be epic!


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26450157 - 01/24/20 02:40 PM (4 years, 5 days ago)

Haha I wish.
Could use some of that Gremlins money.

There’s so many feldman’s that if I google my full name, I’m on page 6, even though I have a website optimized for search. Some doctor has all the top spots...fuckin show off lol


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: feldman114]
    #26450169 - 01/24/20 02:52 PM (4 years, 5 days ago)

I looked at my high school year book. Six cohens. Five Goldbergs. Three Goldmans and one Feldman.

But holy shit she got hair for miles.



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Re: Porn Poll [Re: koods]
    #26450177 - 01/24/20 03:00 PM (4 years, 5 days ago)

I had one pic taken in 9th grade at one HS, I should try to get it, but don't know how to go about it. I skipped most of high school. I went to 2 different HS's, and 3 different middle schools, and 2 different elementary schools. There would have been a 3rd HS. My mom moved us, a lot!


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 1
    #26450191 - 01/24/20 03:10 PM (4 years, 5 days ago)

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I had one pic taken in 9th grade at one HS, I should try to get it, but don't know how to go about it. I skipped most of high school. I went to 2 different HS's, and 3 different middle schools, and 2 different elementary schools. There would have been a 3rd HS. My mom moved us, a lot!



Wow that sorta sucks, not getting the full HS experience (if that even exists). Although always being the new kid must’ve been cool. Was your mom in the military or smthn?

For some weird reason, school photos in Ukraine were always in costume. I got one where I’m a knight and one where I’m a Koala.


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: feldman114] * 1
    #26450234 - 01/24/20 03:38 PM (4 years, 5 days ago)

Nope, just a poor kid with a single mom in Texas, and she is a very headstrong woman. I can't really blame her though. Being "the new kid" was the most anxiety ridden frightening experiences of my life, ever! Hated every single minute. I was an A student until we started moving. Mom was a valedictorian and her mom as well. I was picked on and singled out. My mom didn't make us cut our hair either, and that was akin to a death sentence in 70's Texas as a kid. One school actually told my mom she had to cut our hair to attend school there, we left and went to another one. Used to be if the hair touched your collar you were a faggot hippy in Texas. Didn't help that I was a shy artistic empathetic/sympathetic feeling type person either. Not to mention gay. *sigh*, memories...


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: Niffla]
    #26450349 - 01/24/20 04:54 PM (4 years, 5 days ago)

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that goat remix is straight fire

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Re: Porn Poll [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26450373 - 01/24/20 05:09 PM (4 years, 5 days ago)

Oh man, and I thought I had it bad in HS being a poor immigrant in Brooklyn.

So wait..70’s Texas dicks made fun of your hair and you were awkward but still refused to cut it? Respect. Also props to your mom for not making you cut it when the school said you have to.

I was such a conformist status whore in HS it’s not even funny...I cringe every time I think about it.
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Re: Porn Poll [Re: feldman114] * 1
    #26450378 - 01/24/20 05:12 PM (4 years, 5 days ago)

I build naked women on Minecraft then wack off to them


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: Tempalonomous]
    #26450391 - 01/24/20 05:26 PM (4 years, 5 days ago)

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I build naked women on Minecraft then wack off to them







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Re: Porn Poll [Re: Tempalonomous] * 2
    #26450404 - 01/24/20 05:36 PM (4 years, 5 days ago)

Now how in the fuck you gonna forget the Hairy+Anal category?
:jonespalm:





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Re: Porn Poll [Re: CosmicGiggle]
    #26450434 - 01/24/20 05:56 PM (4 years, 5 days ago)

I would've voted double penetration, but alas...


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: 1234go]
    #26450442 - 01/24/20 06:02 PM (4 years, 5 days ago)

When you DP a chick and the other guy pops out, do you help him back in?

I've always been curious about that.


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: christopera]
    #26450452 - 01/24/20 06:07 PM (4 years, 5 days ago)

The woman is expected to take care of that.


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: 1234go]
    #26450503 - 01/24/20 06:25 PM (4 years, 5 days ago)

Effin nice


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26450510 - 01/24/20 06:28 PM (4 years, 5 days ago)

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Invalid Poll





No Invalid Porn


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: Lordbrut] * 1
    #26450555 - 01/24/20 06:46 PM (4 years, 5 days ago)

I feel honoured to have made the thread that your very first post was on. :smile:
Welcome to the Shroomery! assuming ur not an alt


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: CosmicGiggle]
    #26450559 - 01/24/20 06:48 PM (4 years, 5 days ago)

My sincere apologies, good man.


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My Tripping Playlist

Many centuries ago, there existed a formation of man. This version of us was of great power and great enlightenment. There came an evil presence known as the Babylonians. They are said to have reconfigured our DNA to make the majority of it void. This has encapsulated us in our limited, selfish ways. To seek truth we must tune our minds to the right frequency and only then we will truly know what to do.



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Re: Porn Poll [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26450662 - 01/24/20 07:39 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

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Nothing wrong with a little well placed candle wax, mutually agreed of course and no bondage.:grin: How ya' Doin' X?




I’m doing good. Workin hard, busy adulting. Can’t complain  :hi:


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: Niffla]
    #26474005 - 02/07/20 02:05 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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anything goat related

gotta involve a goat somewhere in it




Michael Jackson? Biggie? Ronaldo? RR?
Which G.O.A.T.?




just a regular goat

a farm goat







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Re: Porn Poll [Re: koods]
    #26478978 - 02/10/20 05:33 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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I looked at my high school year book. Six cohens. Five Goldbergs. Three Goldmans and one Feldman.

But holy shit she got hair for miles.







So many hebes :eek:


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  we could all use a little more sunshine.

:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo.
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Re: Porn Poll [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26485500 - 02/14/20 01:48 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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Where is the chubbyteddybeargrandpas and chubby woman porn?:sad: Chubby couples even, straight or gay, japan chubs, etc...:tongue:(just got a tingle in my groin typing that)

P.S.
Santa porn would be A number 1:tongue::tongue::tongue:





Chubby girls that are hot doing hardcore :drooling:


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #26485532 - 02/14/20 02:04 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

You know we agree here!


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Re: Porn Poll [Re: Tempalonomous]
    #26486096 - 02/14/20 08:25 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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I build naked women on Minecraft then wack off to them




I'm mostly just impressed. I can barely build a redstone door or redstone/lava based trash can


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