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InvisibleBarnaby
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Creepy as fuck things a girl has said to you. Reddit stories.
    #26432649 - 01/14/20 06:58 AM (4 years, 15 days ago)

Have to admit, some of these cracked me up.  Especially the story about the girl and do you want the funk?  "Now I know what it means", lol.  If you have one to share feel free.  "She got no penis", lol.



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Re: Creepy as fuck things a girl has said to you. Reddit stories. [Re: Barnaby]
    #26435674 - 01/15/20 09:06 PM (4 years, 14 days ago)

An ex girlfriend said she wanted to take me home and put me in a box.  What a creepy chick.  I totally fell for her.


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Re: Creepy as fuck things a girl has said to you. Reddit stories. [Re: lowbrow] * 1
    #26435964 - 01/16/20 01:54 AM (4 years, 13 days ago)

Well, why is it on the shroomery no one ever finishes a story?  It gets boring.  So did she and then you got out and fell in love?  Or is that to long of a post to read?


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Re: Creepy as fuck things a girl has said to you. Reddit stories. [Re: Barnaby]
    #26436191 - 01/16/20 06:21 AM (4 years, 13 days ago)

This was really, well, 10 40 in the video I am doubting as to having another relationship in anytime soon.  Seiously.  And the Box Cutter shit so I can have you near me?  What do you do? And blood in your food so I know you are in me after making a dinner.

I have been with one fucked up woman but we both chose to suck each others blood after cutting ourselves.  Long, decade over time ago, young and dumb.  But that scar tissue in your name, for some reason, that would really bother me and stick in my mind.

I didn't care about blood, just tastes like iron pills in liquid form to me.  but she never would of said shit like that.  I've watched this word vid like 5 times and that is really messed up to say the least.  God, I really don't even want to think about it anymore.

She was sane.  Their are some really insane women in this world.  I didn't enjoy the blood by the way.  Was more of a fucked up bonding thing.  We fucked a lot.  BLOOD SUGAR, SEX MAGIC, she has it. 

Main thing was we broke up and she would of got back with me because I stopped getting fucked up everyday.  Her then boyfriend was so pathetic and I was thinking, really?  Then she got pissed of because after dinner I just left. You choose a man like that enjoy your hell.  So glad I didn't get an STD with respect.  First woman I ever really loved.  Something about the first love.  Never leaves one when one really feels it.  And I am grateful for her for that.  On to a wife and a few kids.  At least my fertility is ok.  I could never give herpes or an STD knowingly to another woman.  What a saint I am.  But have a conscience. And yes got a cream and checked out and was told no and I feel fine for a long time.  What a relief.  :loljesus:

So now or never to get a women pregnant and raise some with here.  Giving up my daily regimen, :lahey:, but if he had one I can at least have one or two.  Wonder what the late Hunter's kid is doing.  If they would ever make Woody Owl a tourist attraction I would go see it.  There.  I think I made my four posts allowed for the day at 6 a.m.  Really have to piss.


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Re: Creepy as fuck things a girl has said to you. Reddit stories. [Re: Barnaby]
    #26436270 - 01/16/20 07:22 AM (4 years, 13 days ago)

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Barnaby said:
Well, why is it on the shroomery no one ever finishes a story?  It gets boring.  So did she and then you got out and fell in love?  Or is that to long of a post to read?



The box thing was her idea of a joke and flirting.  It was creepy and weird, and so am I.  I was with her for 4 years.


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