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You Might Be A Mycologist If... * 4
    #26420820 - 01/07/20 11:15 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Mushroom cultivators have a certain way of looking at the world and this is a thread dedicated to those things of thoughts you realize only someone who’s into growing and studying mushrooms have, Like those silly Jeff Foxworthy redneck jokes, only with our own spin on it.


Here I’ll get it started:

You might be a mycologist if you start the PC before the coffee pot

“ ” All the mason jars in your house have sharpie scribbles on them and you can never find a lid that doesnt have holes in it

“ ” You spend far longer than you should in the storage bin aisle

“ ” You always wonder if its PP5

“ ” You have a dog named Spore

Keep it goin!


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: AyePlus]
    #26420827 - 01/07/20 11:22 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

You might be a mycologist if you swear you occasionally catch a whiff of mushrooms randomly when you're outside, and turn to people like "do you smell mushrooms?" for them to say no, then start searching for said mushrooms

Edited by magicschoolbus (01/07/20 11:23 AM)

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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: magicschoolbus] * 3
    #26420895 - 01/07/20 11:54 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

You might be a mycologist if most of your kitchenware is reserved for manure not food...


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: spiritlands] * 1
    #26420903 - 01/07/20 11:59 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

If you keep buying buying birdseed and never plan on feeding the birds


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: spiritlands] * 4
    #26420915 - 01/07/20 12:03 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

You might be a mycologist if your AC has never went below 72F.

If you stop and stare at every road-side mushroom even though you have no real idea what you’re looking at.

If your amazon product suggestions make you look like a bird surgeon.

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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: feldman114] * 1
    #26420921 - 01/07/20 12:06 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

This was a guy from another thread today but it cracked me up.

When you’re zoned out while doing agar and absent mindedly start to torch your fingers after accidentally touching something dirty.


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: A.k.a] * 2
    #26421072 - 01/07/20 01:10 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

If you feel the mushrooms chose you and not the other way around


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Nobler Hino] * 4
    #26421165 - 01/07/20 01:57 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

If you consider your kids as the result of ms inoculation, the way she goes bud


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: cronicr] * 1
    #26421182 - 01/07/20 02:05 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

you look at freshly fallen snow and think the surface conditions look great


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Nobler Hino]
    #26421192 - 01/07/20 02:10 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

cronicr said:
If you consider your kids as the result of ms inoculation, the way she goes bud



:hahathatsfunny:
:lahey:

Quote:

Nobler Hino said:
If you feel the mushrooms chose you and not the other way around





The mushrooms made me do it.



These are all great!


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: AyePlus] * 1
    #26421285 - 01/07/20 02:55 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

You might be a mycologist if:

*People you meet think you have a random envy disorder for some penis.
*You know just enough about canning to have a full conversation in the store line with the grandma behind you who also has quart size jars.


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: FeedYourMind] * 5
    #26421293 - 01/07/20 02:57 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

...you actually study fungi, not just grow drugs in your closet.

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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: daysbetween] * 1
    #26421307 - 01/07/20 03:03 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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...you actually study fungi, not just grow drugs in your closet.

:cool:



Shush you!:crankey:
It’s all in the da name of science

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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: feldman114]
    #26421330 - 01/07/20 03:17 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Why not both? Btw this is a website mostly populated by people growing drugs in their closets so if you dont like it you can fuck right off or go hang out in MH+I. Or one of the other boards. Besides, I was studying mushrooms for years and grew oysters and king stropharia years before I ever grew a single cube.


Also, drugs are fun,


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: AyePlus]
    #26421345 - 01/07/20 03:21 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

You grow fungus in your closet? :shrug:


It's all I got right now. But the finger flaming story from earlier was me as well so...


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Smartattack]
    #26421350 - 01/07/20 03:24 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

How about when you're at salvation army and you put down the vintage stereo equipment you found in exchange for the Mason jars you spotted on route to register.


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Smartattack]
    #26421356 - 01/07/20 03:27 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Dude. Salvation Army has sooo much myco gear. I grabbed an extra dehydrator for 8$ the other day. Found an old PC once but it was missing gaskets.

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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: feldman114]
    #26421451 - 01/07/20 04:33 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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Dude. Salvation Army has sooo much myco gear. I grabbed an extra dehydrator for 8$ the other day. Found an old PC once but it was missing gaskets.






What do you think ends up happening to all our shit when we head to jail?  :judyfacepalm:


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: feldman114] * 1
    #26421494 - 01/07/20 04:56 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

When your yard is one of the greenest and you don't buy fertilizer.  :bulksubstrate:


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: feldman114] * 1
    #26421495 - 01/07/20 04:56 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

feldman114 said:
If you stop and stare at every road-side mushroom even though you have no real idea what you’re looking at.




I felt this...  :ifyoucanawe:


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