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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: A.k.a] * 1
    #26439082 - 01/17/20 06:50 PM (4 years, 12 days ago)

Coming soon: Vacuum cleaner tek
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: orca shrooms]
    #26439088 - 01/17/20 06:54 PM (4 years, 12 days ago)

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orca shrooms said:
... you realize there’s cubensis growing in your vacuum cleaner and then get depressed cause the RH in the vacuum looks better than your shoebox grow.




That's funny stuff right there! HA

Like the mushroom in the door way 🤪


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: YogiBear]
    #26439094 - 01/17/20 06:56 PM (4 years, 12 days ago)

If you see this and you think of your penis 😜



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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: orca shrooms]
    #26439246 - 01/17/20 08:36 PM (4 years, 12 days ago)

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orca shrooms said:
... you realize there’s cubensis growing in your vacuum cleaner and then get depressed cause the RH in the vacuum looks better than your shoebox grow.



This may be the best thing I've found on this entire site. (Sorry, all the TCs who taught me how to grow.)


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: A.k.a]
    #26439313 - 01/17/20 09:47 PM (4 years, 12 days ago)

Yes it’s real myc. Vacuumed up some spilt grain a week ago and just noticed it consolidating in the trap this morning in all that dust and shit. Was actually gonna make a joke tek, but I’m too lazy. :rolleyes:


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: orca shrooms]
    #26439320 - 01/17/20 09:53 PM (4 years, 12 days ago)

I’m bulking to dog hair, ripped carpet and pipe ash.


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: orca shrooms]
    #26439437 - 01/17/20 11:45 PM (4 years, 11 days ago)

...you start cleaning&dusting around certain areas of your house more than your wife....


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Zifozonke] * 1
    #26439661 - 01/18/20 05:33 AM (4 years, 11 days ago)

If you walk to take a piss at 4 am half sleep but still manage to check your crop.


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: eatyualive]
    #26439667 - 01/18/20 05:51 AM (4 years, 11 days ago)

You see a thumbnail of a pepperoni pizza and assmume it's someone posting a rockin' pinset.


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Newbie]
    #26439821 - 01/18/20 08:18 AM (4 years, 11 days ago)

you cook more grains than food


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: eLeSDenes]
    #26439828 - 01/18/20 08:22 AM (4 years, 11 days ago)

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you cook more grains than food




lol aint that the fuckin truth


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: jcm4620]
    #26439841 - 01/18/20 08:30 AM (4 years, 11 days ago)

I so badly want to see that vacuum Tek fruit!
And yeah, WAY more bird seed cooked in my house than food.


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: eLeSDenes]
    #26439852 - 01/18/20 08:41 AM (4 years, 11 days ago)

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you cook more grains than food





the grains are food...  just not for you:wink:


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: TedsDead]
    #26439913 - 01/18/20 09:26 AM (4 years, 11 days ago)

When you have dreams of spawning to bulk.

Seriously. I had a dream last night where I spawned a colonized tub of chestnuts and acorns to bulk.. don't remember the sub I used. Lol


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Levster]
    #26440007 - 01/18/20 10:48 AM (4 years, 11 days ago)

You did a big chisel at the flea market and get excited, this should break up coir bricks much faster. Then buy a 10 buck circular saw cause this should break up coir much faster.

You buy a bag of black kow in January while the clerk gives you the side eye.

You troll good will twice a week for canners and dehydrators.

You discover Timothy hay pellets and all you can think about is the taste of some king oysters.


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Drboomer] * 1
    #26440094 - 01/18/20 11:39 AM (4 years, 11 days ago)

If you have a working dehydrator, stacked on top of a broken dehydrator, you just might be a Mycologist


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: vinnie boombotz]
    #26442694 - 01/20/20 06:39 AM (4 years, 9 days ago)

One of your criteria for a new favorite restaurant is whether its takeout containers are PP5.


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: eatyualive] * 2
    #26442732 - 01/20/20 07:29 AM (4 years, 9 days ago)

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If you walk to take a piss at 4 am half sleep but still manage to check your crop.





shit, too real.

“its been like four hours since I last checked, surely they look different now!”


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: trubblesome] * 2
    #26454810 - 01/27/20 09:15 AM (4 years, 2 days ago)

“”Theres a room in your house you refer to as “the lab”

“”You find youself using acronyms out loud

“”You’re getting tired of explaining the difference between strain and variety

“”There are Stacks of random totes and lids all over your house

“I wonder if I can grow mushrooms in/on/with that???”

“” there is grain and/or bird seed in all the cracks and crevices in the kitchen.

“”You have a whole cupboard dedicated to qt jars


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: AyePlus]
    #26454860 - 01/27/20 09:47 AM (4 years, 2 days ago)

I catch my dogs crunching on wbs all the time. No idea how it gets some of these places but if it’s there they’ll find it.


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