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Durgin
Amateur Mad Scientist



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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Durgin]
#26426809 - 01/10/20 03:56 PM (4 years, 19 days ago) |
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Quote:
Durgin said: When you go on a tropical vacation and all you can think about is how you could totally scavenge hpoo and coconut husks from the beach and produce unlimited bulk subs for free.
And also how much easier it'd be to maintain surface conditions when it's always 80-something degrees with moderately high humidity.
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eatyualive
Eat's You Alive :)



Registered: 08/17/01
Posts: 19,026
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Durgin]
#26426962 - 01/10/20 05:33 PM (4 years, 19 days ago) |
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Where you not only want to inoculate your significant other with magic but you also want to inoculate the world.
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Smartattack
C'mon man



Registered: 12/21/18
Posts: 3,775
Loc: A thought
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: eatyualive]
#26427082 - 01/10/20 06:45 PM (4 years, 19 days ago) |
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When someone asks how your wife is doing and the image of a cubensis pops in your head before the image of your wife.
-------------------- * Smarts videos * Planet of the APES   I'm a fungal white supremacist.
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DnDRnD
Hobby cultivator


Registered: 10/08/18
Posts: 2,906
Loc: Washington
Last seen: 7 months, 22 days
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Smartattack]
#26427122 - 01/10/20 07:05 PM (4 years, 19 days ago) |
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When you have a mini fridge full of spores and plates instead of beer
When you have more friends on the shroomery than in real life
Edited by DnDRnD (01/10/20 07:09 PM)
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TedsDead


Registered: 01/03/17
Posts: 4,998
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: DnDRnD]
#26427152 - 01/10/20 07:23 PM (4 years, 19 days ago) |
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-------------------- weed gets you through times of no money better than money gets you through times of no weed... -the fabulous furry freak bros If you can buy it, you can burn it!
https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/25947396#25947396
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Madcapper144
Drummer


Registered: 01/05/18
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: TedsDead] 1
#26427163 - 01/10/20 07:28 PM (4 years, 19 days ago) |
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If you refer to liquid probiotics as slurries.
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Zifozonke
Stranger


Registered: 03/24/19
Posts: 1,258
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Madcapper144]
#26427349 - 01/10/20 10:14 PM (4 years, 18 days ago) |
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Family outings are timed to perfectly coincide with good weather after rain to places that mushrooms can be found
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YogiBear



Registered: 08/24/19
Posts: 845
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: eatyualive]
#26427588 - 01/11/20 06:02 AM (4 years, 18 days ago) |
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Quote:
eatyualive said: If you have 30-40 plastic tubs with holes in them stashed in random places around the house and attic.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
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YogiBear



Registered: 08/24/19
Posts: 845
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: mushboy]
#26427590 - 01/11/20 06:05 AM (4 years, 18 days ago) |
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Quote:
mushboy said: ..when you shower you notice all the perfect beads of moisture on your body hair and you think...
'damn I got good surface conditions'

good stuff right here mushboy!!! lol
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Randalf the Grey
Woodland Creature


Registered: 06/11/19
Posts: 1,237
Last seen: 3 years, 3 months
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: YogiBear] 1
#26427986 - 01/11/20 12:10 PM (4 years, 18 days ago) |
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You have a fine dusting of bird side on you floors\in the corners of your house.
You have multiple bottles of different concentration is ISO sitting around.
Your roll of Saran wrap is cut into 2" sections.
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YogiBear



Registered: 08/24/19
Posts: 845
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... if your bathroom sink looks like this ...
Edited by YogiBear (01/11/20 06:32 PM)
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FluffMuffin
Explorer


Registered: 06/02/19
Posts: 4
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: YogiBear] 1
#26428669 - 01/11/20 06:58 PM (4 years, 18 days ago) |
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Your vacuum cleaner has enough grain in it to feed a small village.
You've got enough polyfil to make a life-sized polar bear plushie.
You run all your major life decisions past The Mushroom first.
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Edited by FluffMuffin (01/11/20 07:05 PM)
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eatyualive
Eat's You Alive :)



Registered: 08/17/01
Posts: 19,026
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: FluffMuffin]
#26428686 - 01/11/20 07:13 PM (4 years, 18 days ago) |
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Your walking around with hour phone in pocket logged into shroomery.
Or working at a real mycology job transferring thousands of cultures.
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YogiBear



Registered: 08/24/19
Posts: 845
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: eatyualive]
#26429018 - 01/12/20 01:05 AM (4 years, 17 days ago) |
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If you can lay in bed and touch your flow hood 😍
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Drboomer
The lord magnificent



Registered: 09/22/19
Posts: 957
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: YogiBear] 1
#26429121 - 01/12/20 04:32 AM (4 years, 17 days ago) |
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You own a 500 count box of deli containers and dont own a deli.
You have to can jams and soup for christmas presents so your family downt question why you told them all to look for preasure canners.
You dont work at a lab but use the words media bottle and borosilicate once a week.
You get giddy when the 50lb bags of bird seed come out at wal-mart, out now btw 13 bucks 50lbs!!!
Your partner quits asking why you bought this or what's the Amazon box. They know what it is for.
You have considered insulating and heating an area of your basement to have a dedicated "lab", your partner dosnt disagree to the 500 buck cost. Solely because they are tired of finding jars and petris stashed everywhere.
"Why the fuck is there a petri dish in the sugar jar?" "What the fuck are a case of full jars doing under the sink" "You left that lizard dirt on the bottom of the bathtub again" "Hun why the fuck did you fill the cooler with dirt and rocks"
My personal favorite "if you ever make my kitchen smell like a stable I will cut your dick off and feed it to the dog"
You know quac is pronounced wok, and that's the guy that works mornings at the chinese grocery store. He is your homie from vietnam, that yells morning morning everytime you come in.
Edited by Drboomer (01/12/20 04:36 AM)
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tramalot
Stranger


Registered: 12/13/19
Posts: 199
Loc: USA
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: AyePlus] 2
#26429173 - 01/12/20 06:05 AM (4 years, 17 days ago) |
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You might be a mycologist if you view trich spreading across a tub as the same as Humanity spreading about the surface of mother Earth!
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Smartattack
C'mon man



Registered: 12/21/18
Posts: 3,775
Loc: A thought
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: tramalot] 1
#26429326 - 01/12/20 09:00 AM (4 years, 17 days ago) |
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The largest package you receive all year is a 500 count box of petris.
-------------------- * Smarts videos * Planet of the APES   I'm a fungal white supremacist.
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TedsDead


Registered: 01/03/17
Posts: 4,998
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Smartattack]
#26429330 - 01/12/20 09:03 AM (4 years, 17 days ago) |
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or a 941...
-------------------- weed gets you through times of no money better than money gets you through times of no weed... -the fabulous furry freak bros If you can buy it, you can burn it!
https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/25947396#25947396
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A.k.a
Stranger



Registered: 10/27/19
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: TedsDead]
#26429357 - 01/12/20 09:29 AM (4 years, 17 days ago) |
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When you know burying agar wedges is an art form.
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footpath
ὕδωρχοίρος

Registered: 07/16/19
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: A.k.a] 2
#26429491 - 01/12/20 10:57 AM (4 years, 17 days ago) |
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