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Bartleby
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: jcm4620] 3
#26422413 - 01/08/20 06:45 AM (4 years, 21 days ago) |
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You sanitise your bottle of hand sanitiser π
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eatyualive
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Bartleby]
#26422449 - 01/08/20 07:19 AM (4 years, 21 days ago) |
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If you Often talk about the consistency and moisture content of poo. Or speak freely about boners and you are referring to mushrooms.
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TedsDead


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: eatyualive]
#26422543 - 01/08/20 08:56 AM (4 years, 21 days ago) |
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fistfulls of boners
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AyePlus
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: TedsDead]
#26422567 - 01/08/20 09:13 AM (4 years, 21 days ago) |
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First thought you have waking up is βDid I remember to shut off the PC!??β Deep breaths. And the answer is βmostly.β was down to zero pressure but the tiniest flame with still on the burner good enough....
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feldman114
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: AyePlus]
#26422576 - 01/08/20 09:27 AM (4 years, 21 days ago) |
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Quote:
AyePlus said: First thought you have waking up is βDid I remember to shut off the PC!??β Deep breaths. And the answer is βmostly.β was down to zero pressure but the tiniest flame with still on the burner good enough....
Did you have any plates in there? I wonder if that would impact the amount of condensation since they cooled much slower.
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AyePlus
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: feldman114]
#26422687 - 01/08/20 10:19 AM (4 years, 21 days ago) |
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No just bags of rye and millet. They were still hot AF. Definitely affected the number of burst grains. Esp since they were on the slightly wet side
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TedsDead


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: AyePlus] 3
#26425571 - 01/09/20 10:39 PM (4 years, 19 days ago) |
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if your in line at the grocery store and reach for your wallet but instead feel a petri dish with germed spores on it.
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eLeSDenes
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: TedsDead] 2
#26425934 - 01/10/20 04:03 AM (4 years, 19 days ago) |
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if you are thinking about getting rabbits, but only for their poo
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YogiBear



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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: AyePlus] 1
#26426064 - 01/10/20 06:35 AM (4 years, 19 days ago) |
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You might be a twisted mycologist if you keep putting bad spawn at the base of the tree for the squirrels to eat ππΏπ€ͺ
Edited by YogiBear (01/10/20 06:47 AM)
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Drboomer
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: YogiBear]
#26426144 - 01/10/20 08:09 AM (4 years, 19 days ago) |
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You waste 30 bucks on slime mold contamed syringes, but dont throw them out. Just keep throwing them on agar hoping to clean them. You know damn well that guy sold you toilet water with some sprinkles of black crap in it. Dumbass trying to inoculate a petri with ground up pencil shavings.
You have paid for and been excited to have a box of poo shipped to yourself
Edited by Drboomer (01/10/20 08:15 AM)
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Randalf the Grey
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Drboomer]
#26426178 - 01/10/20 08:38 AM (4 years, 19 days ago) |
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If you regularly by 20# bags of bird seed and your birdfeeder hasn't been filled since the day you bought it.
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TedsDead


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: eLeSDenes]
#26426202 - 01/10/20 09:07 AM (4 years, 19 days ago) |
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eLeSDenes said: if you are thinking about getting rabbits, but only for their poo
thats alot of work, lol! I've tossed some rabbit turds in my sub before but just for fun, thatd be a PITA!!!
... if you consider adding different types of turds to a mix of turds fun;) ...if more fridge space is dedicated to cultures than food ... if your house always smells like mushrooms
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: TedsDead] 1
#26426261 - 01/10/20 10:01 AM (4 years, 19 days ago) |
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The house smelling thing...my least favorite part of dehydrator days. I hate the smell and taste of shrooms although Iβm getting used to it now. The first time I walked into my room when the full dehydrator had been on a couple hours I started gagging lol.
Now itβs the sweet smell of success!
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Cootermonkey
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: TedsDead]
#26426266 - 01/10/20 10:06 AM (4 years, 19 days ago) |
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You might be a redneck mycologist if you -modify a 55 gallon drum to blend and pasteurize shit -youre debating on buying a woodchipper or hammer mill for crumbling crap n wood to grow mushrooms everywhere you can put em
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Cootermonkey] 1
#26426276 - 01/10/20 10:11 AM (4 years, 19 days ago) |
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If you like it when the store makes finding supplies easy.
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eatyualive
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: A.k.a] 2
#26426768 - 01/10/20 03:34 PM (4 years, 19 days ago) |
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If you canβt get off this damn site. 
By the way.. great thread!
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footpath
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: eatyualive]
#26426772 - 01/10/20 03:36 PM (4 years, 19 days ago) |
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Right?
I need to get in the habit of banning myself every so often.
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feldman114
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: footpath] 1
#26426783 - 01/10/20 03:43 PM (4 years, 19 days ago) |
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Idk what Iβd do at work all day without you peeps
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: feldman114]
#26426793 - 01/10/20 03:48 PM (4 years, 19 days ago) |
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Quote:
footpath said: Right?
I need to get in the habit of banning myself every so often.
https://www.shroomery.org/forums/wellness.php
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Durgin
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: eatyualive]
#26426795 - 01/10/20 03:49 PM (4 years, 19 days ago) |
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When you go on a tropical vacation and all you can think about is how you could totally scavenge hpoo and coconut husks from the beach and produce unlimited bulk subs for free.
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