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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Tormato] * 1
    #26421539 - 01/07/20 05:13 PM (4 years, 22 days ago)

If you smell dried horse poo and say โ€˜this is perfectโ€™


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: eLeSDenes] * 3
    #26421560 - 01/07/20 05:27 PM (4 years, 22 days ago)

You might be a mycologist if you have more pics of mushrooms than of your family.

... If your back fence is riddled with tossed cakes and grains.

... If your neighborhood park contains unexplained mush patches.

... If you spend more on mailing things to strangers than you do on holiday cards all year.


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: AyePlus]
    #26421581 - 01/07/20 05:42 PM (4 years, 22 days ago)

You Might Be A Mycologist If...

You are oddly interested in petri dishes but don't work in a lab.
You know how to make a petri dish out of plastic ware.
You know where to buy agar at a Chinese marketplace but aren't Asian.
Your home is hospital clean, always.
You compost like you are saving the planet on your own.
You get excited about a mushroom sample.
Light rains get you interested in hikes after.
When you know exactly where you can get horse poo for free.


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: FreeCanadianHugs] * 6
    #26421617 - 01/07/20 05:57 PM (4 years, 22 days ago)

..when you shower you notice all the perfect beads of moisture on your body hair and you think...

'damn I got good surface conditions'

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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: mushboy] * 2
    #26421664 - 01/07/20 06:26 PM (4 years, 22 days ago)

When even your house grows shrooms


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: eLeSDenes]
    #26421683 - 01/07/20 06:34 PM (4 years, 22 days ago)

Wins.


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: eLeSDenes]
    #26421688 - 01/07/20 06:36 PM (4 years, 22 days ago)

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When even your house grows shrooms




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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: mushboy]
    #26421739 - 01/07/20 07:03 PM (4 years, 22 days ago)

Quote:

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..when you shower you notice all the perfect beads of moisture on your body hair and you think...

'damn I got good surface conditions'

:manofapproval:




Did this today looking at my beard after a jog in the misty rain...


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: daysbetween] * 1
    #26421769 - 01/07/20 07:20 PM (4 years, 22 days ago)

When youโ€™re at target and your significant other looks at you and says, โ€œI wish youโ€™d look at me like you look at those tubsโ€


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: fahtster] * 1
    #26421772 - 01/07/20 07:21 PM (4 years, 22 days ago)

If you constantly look at mushroom pictures on the internet. And you fear inoculate youโ€™re wife.

If you have 30-40 plastic tubs with holes in them stashed in random places around the house and attic.


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: eatyualive]
    #26421811 - 01/07/20 07:32 PM (4 years, 22 days ago)

Ha..that's a great list.  I can relate to a lot of em

-when you look for dehydrators at Goodwill everytime you're there whether you need another one or not

-when you hear songs with words like: you, do, bloom, room, and so on and you change it to shroom


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: TheStallionMang] * 1
    #26421834 - 01/07/20 07:40 PM (4 years, 22 days ago)

"You must have a lot of lizards..."


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: footpath] * 1
    #26421846 - 01/07/20 07:44 PM (4 years, 22 days ago)

@tedsdead

When the cute brunette at the hydro store asks you for a spores because all you ever buy is verm and coir... :facepalm: ooof.


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Edited by AyePlus (01/07/20 08:01 PM)


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: AyePlus]
    #26421928 - 01/07/20 08:13 PM (4 years, 22 days ago)

if most of this applies to you :facepalm:


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: TedsDead]
    #26421998 - 01/07/20 09:04 PM (4 years, 22 days ago)

If you primarily buy mushroom supplies like agar, liquid inoculant pour lids and pp5 plates on amazon.


If you can go to target without looking in any isle other than the tote isle.


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: eatyualive]
    #26422006 - 01/07/20 09:12 PM (4 years, 22 days ago)

you can get prefilters, bags, pp5s,  pour lids, Iso, lysol, silicone and foil there also;) .    guess you never looked:shrug:  lol!


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: TedsDead] * 1
    #26422012 - 01/07/20 09:15 PM (4 years, 22 days ago)

Tunnel vision in the tote isle. Donโ€™t forget mason jars. Oster blenders, wire shelving, small plastic bags in the sewing isle for prints.


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: eatyualive]
    #26422014 - 01/07/20 09:17 PM (4 years, 22 days ago)

oh, dur.. there should be a target thread lmao .  i forgot jars cause I have so many.  :takingnotes: I did not know about the tiny baggies


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: TedsDead] * 1
    #26422173 - 01/07/20 11:08 PM (4 years, 21 days ago)

You bought a laboratory grade microscope exclusively for mushrooms
You retrieve jars and food containers from the garbage and wash them
You retrieve jars and food containers from other peoples garbage and wash them
You store your ziplock bags in ziplock bags, to keep them clean
Your pressure cooker is stained from use, and you have never pressure cooked food
You have enough syringes to make people worry
You have a reasonably clear understanding of the term 'dedikariotization'
There are things in your garden which you grow only because they make good compost


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: cronicr]
    #26422385 - 01/08/20 05:40 AM (4 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

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If you consider your kids as the result of ms inoculation, the way she goes bud





ding ding ding i believe we have a winner folks๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡

lots of great ones tho but this one is fuckin golden pretty clever there cron๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ‘


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