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TedsDead


Registered: 01/03/17
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: FeedYourMind] 2
#26682183 - 05/19/20 11:17 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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if your bills are all wrapped in the rubberbands from unicorn bags
-------------------- weed gets you through times of no money better than money gets you through times of no weed... -the fabulous furry freak bros If you can buy it, you can burn it!
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alaskappalachian
Entitiologist


Registered: 10/22/19
Posts: 1,674
Loc: The 49th Dimension
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: TedsDead]
#26682300 - 05/20/20 12:41 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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If you're simultaneously in trouble with your wife for pasteurizing poo with her favorite pots, using her tea strainers for mushroom tea mega-batches and leaving them IN the dirty pasteurization pots in between tasks, putting her clothes she had stored into clear sweater-boxes into regular totes (much larger totes... mind you), and burying dozens of cakes and spent subs in her rose beds....
-------------------- "First we build the tools, then they build us." THE 49th MYCOJOURNAL: Exotics, Auroras, and Entities
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jcm4620
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you might be a mycologist if you go to all 6 walmarts in your town and buy 1 bottle of isopropyl at each one cuz thats all they will give you due to covid bullshit.
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roarkell
The Roar Master!



Registered: 08/29/19
Posts: 2,223
Loc: Southern WI
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: jcm4620]
#26682818 - 05/20/20 08:27 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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You order gloves from 3 different online vendors in the hope one will ship in the next week... lol
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ChanceThe Gardener
Stranger

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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: roarkell] 2
#26683230 - 05/20/20 12:20 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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First Post here but I figure why not come in with a Smile ..
You've processed more Mason Jars in the last two years than your Grandmother did in her entire lifetime.
You honestly think that at this point Ball Mason jar company owes you at least a free T shirt.
In one way or another, Every Room in your place is a Shroom Room.
Edited by ChanceThe Gardener (05/20/20 12:34 PM)
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poisoned
untitled



Registered: 04/17/13
Posts: 1,738
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If you're spawning 10qt of spawn to a single sweaterbox because you're running out of space.
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Htaeh
Immortal


Registered: 10/14/18
Posts: 320
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: poisoned] 1
#26694355 - 05/25/20 07:14 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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If you only wash to do anything mushroom related.
-------------------- "To write is to wage war" ~ Voltaire "The Drug Medical System cannot bear examination. To explain it would be to destroy it.." ~ R.T. Trall M.D. "A single lie destroys a whole reputation for integrity." ~ Baltasar Gracian (1601-1658), Spanish philosopher "We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the US public believes is false." ~ William J. Casey, 1981 "Fear always works to influence the population, when the population is uneducated." "The secret of freedom lies in educating people, the secret of tyranny is in keeping them ignorant." ~ Maximilien Robespierre "Knowledge makes a man unfit to be a slave." ~ Frederick Douglass
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Enkidu
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Htaeh]
#26705741 - 05/29/20 08:56 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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If the cashier asks what kind of lizards you have and you reply that you dont have any...
You might be a mycologist...
-------------------- Within You , Without You
      
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panne cyanne
albino queen


Registered: 04/15/20
Posts: 145
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Enkidu]
#26705978 - 05/29/20 10:43 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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if your personal drinking bottle is a 500 ml polycarbonate culture flask.
Edited by panne cyanne (05/29/20 10:45 PM)
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Strainsfordaze


Registered: 05/10/18
Posts: 669
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: panne cyanne]
#26706001 - 05/29/20 10:53 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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If grain stores constantly ask what kind livestock your feeding.
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ModularMind
M.P.F.



Registered: 02/09/10
Posts: 7,902
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You run into an acquaintance at Tractor Supply and jokingly suggest you bought a budget horse with your stimulus money, followed by “no but, how you been?”
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Sockadin



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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: ModularMind]
#26706177 - 05/30/20 01:17 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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If you wake up at 2:00 am to check on your babies.
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Ovoidhunter
Buttery Crescent



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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Sockadin]
#26706221 - 05/30/20 02:13 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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If you fruit half pints all around the house so you have something cool to look at.
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brad81684
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Ovoidhunter]
#26712058 - 06/01/20 06:16 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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My cats litter box is a giant sterlite. I level the surface every time after cleaning it.
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bare.whiterabbit
Lapin Blanc



Registered: 11/29/09
Posts: 912
Loc: The Microwave
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Sockadin]
#26712089 - 06/01/20 06:26 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sockadin said: If you wake up at 2:00 am to check on your babies.
This. So fucking much this.
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bare.whiterabbit
Lapin Blanc



Registered: 11/29/09
Posts: 912
Loc: The Microwave
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If you got 99 bins, but not one without holes in them...
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Sockadin



Registered: 01/03/10
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Quote:
bare.whiterabbit said: If you got 99 bins, but not one without holes in them...
I love it. Gotta paint them red though. And maybe tie a string to them.
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Smartattack
C'mon man



Registered: 12/21/18
Posts: 3,775
Loc: A thought
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Sockadin] 1
#26712308 - 06/01/20 07:52 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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None of mine got holes. Ready for other uses some day.
-------------------- * Smarts videos * Planet of the APES   I'm a fungal white supremacist.
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Sockadin



Registered: 01/03/10
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Smartattack]
#26712318 - 06/01/20 07:58 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm a no hole guy too but since I have come back I have decided I'm only running 1-2 qrt shoeboxes. I have no need for 66qrt totes of mushrooms. I'm just having fun playing with varieties and building my spore print collection back up.
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jcm4620
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Smartattack] 2
#26712330 - 06/01/20 08:01 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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u might be a mycologist if your watching these piece of shit animal savages out looting stores and think to urself. boy if i was a low life piece of shit like that id be going for the rubber gloves and isopropyl before the jordans and gucci handbags
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