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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: FeedYourMind] * 2
    #26682183 - 05/19/20 11:17 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

if your bills are all wrapped in the rubberbands from unicorn bags:shrug:


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: TedsDead]
    #26682300 - 05/20/20 12:41 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

If you're simultaneously in trouble with your wife for pasteurizing poo with her favorite pots, using her tea strainers for mushroom tea mega-batches and leaving them IN the dirty pasteurization pots in between tasks, putting her clothes she had stored into clear sweater-boxes into regular totes (much larger totes... mind you), and burying dozens of cakes and spent subs in her rose beds.... :shrug: :captain:


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: alaskappalachian]
    #26682518 - 05/20/20 03:53 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

you might be a mycologist if you go to all 6 walmarts in your town and buy 1 bottle of isopropyl at each one cuz thats all they will give you due to covid bullshit.


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: jcm4620]
    #26682818 - 05/20/20 08:27 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

You order gloves from 3 different online vendors in the hope one will ship in the next week... lol


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: roarkell] * 2
    #26683230 - 05/20/20 12:20 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

First Post here but I figure why not come in with a Smile ..

You've processed more Mason Jars in the last two years than your Grandmother did in her entire lifetime.

You honestly think that at this point Ball Mason jar company owes you at least a free T shirt.

In one way or another, Every Room in your place is a Shroom Room.


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: ChanceThe Gardener]
    #26694344 - 05/25/20 07:07 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

If you're spawning 10qt of spawn to a single sweaterbox because you're running out of space.


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: poisoned] * 1
    #26694355 - 05/25/20 07:14 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

If you only wash to do anything mushroom related.


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Htaeh]
    #26705741 - 05/29/20 08:56 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

If the cashier asks what kind of lizards you have and you reply that you dont have any...

You might be a mycologist...


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Enkidu]
    #26705978 - 05/29/20 10:43 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

if your personal drinking bottle is a 500 ml polycarbonate culture flask.


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: panne cyanne]
    #26706001 - 05/29/20 10:53 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

If grain stores constantly ask what kind livestock your feeding.


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Strainsfordaze]
    #26706024 - 05/29/20 11:08 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

You run into an acquaintance at Tractor Supply and jokingly suggest you bought a budget horse with your stimulus money, followed by “no but, how you been?”


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: ModularMind]
    #26706177 - 05/30/20 01:17 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

If you wake up at 2:00 am to check on your babies.


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Sockadin]
    #26706221 - 05/30/20 02:13 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

If you fruit half pints all around the house so you have something cool to look at.


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Ovoidhunter]
    #26712058 - 06/01/20 06:16 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

My cats litter box is a giant sterlite. I level the surface every time after cleaning it.


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Sockadin]
    #26712089 - 06/01/20 06:26 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Sockadin said:
If you wake up at 2:00 am to check on your babies.





This. So fucking much this. :rofl:


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: bare.whiterabbit]
    #26712093 - 06/01/20 06:27 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

If you got 99 bins, but not one without holes in them...


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: bare.whiterabbit]
    #26712301 - 06/01/20 07:50 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

bare.whiterabbit said:
If you got 99 bins, but not one without holes in them...




I love it. Gotta paint them red though. And maybe tie a string to them.


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Sockadin] * 1
    #26712308 - 06/01/20 07:52 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

None of mine got holes. Ready for other uses some day.

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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Smartattack]
    #26712318 - 06/01/20 07:58 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

I'm a no hole guy too but since I have come back I have decided I'm only running 1-2 qrt shoeboxes. I have no need for 66qrt totes of mushrooms. I'm just having fun playing with varieties and building my spore print collection back up.


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Smartattack] * 2
    #26712330 - 06/01/20 08:01 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

u might be a mycologist if  your watching these piece of shit animal savages out looting stores and think to urself. boy  if i was a low life piece of shit like that id be going for the rubber gloves and isopropyl before the jordans and gucci handbags


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