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Mr. D Green
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Russula xerampelina smells like a "nasty" vagina...not shrimp
#26416682 - 01/04/20 09:05 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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So the "nick name" is the shrimp mushroom...I vote to change the "nick name" to the vaginosis mushroom..Shrimp smells sweet and good, un like a nasty bacterial filled nasty snatch.
Anyone here sure the same angle as I?
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Re: Russula xerampelina smells like a "nasty" vagina...not shrimp [Re: Mr. D Green]
#26416695 - 01/04/20 09:17 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Mr. D Green said: So the "nick name" is the shrimp mushroom...I vote to change the "nick name" to the vaginosis mushroom..Shrimp smells sweet and good, un like a nasty bacterial filled nasty snatch.
Anyone here sure the same angle as I?
I do not know the fungi in which you speak but found this hilarious
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Re: Russula xerampelina smells like a "nasty" vagina...not shrimp [Re: Diego]
#26416736 - 01/04/20 09:49 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: Russula xerampelina smells like a "nasty" vagina...not shrimp [Re: Mr. D Green]
#26416991 - 01/05/20 03:21 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Mr. D Green said: So the "nick name" is the shrimp mushroom...I vote to change the "nick name" to the vaginosis mushroom..Shrimp smells sweet and good, un like a nasty bacterial filled nasty snatch.
Anyone here sure the same angle as I?
I feel pretty lucky that I never so far in my 49 year life have had to smell a malodorous snatch, and I hope I get another 49 years as blissful.
But you're right about the oddity of the 'shrimp'-connection with said species group of Russula - and in fact here in Norway the common name is 'herring Russula' - which I find to be a better fit.
On the other hand, describing mushroom smells is sometimes down to subjectivity, since in many cases the said smells are similar to those of certain known products, they are often not exactly alike. Do I find Agaricus to smell like 'almonds' or 'anise'? Not exactly. To me, they smell like Agaricus - and I instantly connect the smell to the taste of mushrooms. And I certainly don't think of mushrooms when smelling almonds or anise.
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Re: Russula xerampelina smells like a "nasty" vagina...not shrimp [Re: Anglerfish]
#26417310 - 01/05/20 10:37 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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They smell like boiled crabs cooking in my opinion. I've never smelled a rancid R. xerampelina, you could have a different species of Russula that looks similar.
ALL pussy smells bad at some point in time and in my experience (as someone whom has performed gynecological exams) it's usually the good looking ones that have the nastiest holes.
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Re: Russula xerampelina smells like a "nasty" vagina...not shrimp [Re: Doc9151]
#26417634 - 01/05/20 02:15 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Doc9151 said: ALL pussy smells bad at some point in time and in my experience
I only smelled a few, not all.
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(as someone whom has performed gynecological exams)
Hmm... that's how you got into mycology? 
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it's usually the good looking ones that have the nastiest holes.
I wonder why.
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Re: Russula xerampelina smells like a "nasty" vagina...not shrimp [Re: Anglerfish]
#26417761 - 01/05/20 03:20 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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I smelled a lot of rotten Russulla and am kinda glad I'm not into pussy.
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Re: Russula xerampelina smells like a "nasty" vagina...not shrimp [Re: Tangich]
#26417811 - 01/05/20 03:56 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm just saying, they all have a bad day every now and then, that's just how it is, but most wont admit it.
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Tangich said: I smelled a lot of rotten Russulla and am kinda glad I'm not into pussy. 
   
@Anglerfish, Candida is a pretty cool fungus, but definitely not what sparked my interest, although I have seen my share of it under the microscope.
As an independent duty corpsman, I am the ships or isolated duty stations doctor. unfortunately, most were sick I got to look at.
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Re: Russula xerampelina smells like a "nasty" vagina...not shrimp [Re: Doc9151]
#26417825 - 01/05/20 04:04 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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IDK R. xerampelina...
But those horrid stinkhorns that grow on woodchips smell nasty as fuck...
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Re: Russula xerampelina smells like a "nasty" vagina...not shrimp [Re: RogerTheRetard]
#26417839 - 01/05/20 04:11 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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RogerTheRetard said: IDK R. xerampelina...
But those horrid stinkhorns that grow on woodchips smell nasty as fuck...
I left one in my car for a few days, thought that smell would never leave.
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Re: Russula xerampelina smells like a "nasty" vagina...not shrimp [Re: Doc9151]
#26417879 - 01/05/20 04:37 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yuck, I hate stinkhorns...
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Re: Russula xerampelina smells like a "nasty" vagina...not shrimp [Re: RogerTheRetard]
#26417954 - 01/05/20 05:10 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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I see, the solution must be a psychological conclusion. I found rotten and non rotten R. xerampelina, the rotten ones...but the perfectly edible ones still smell like a vagina; just a little sweeter?? wtff
Edited by Mr. D Green (01/05/20 05:13 PM)
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Re: Russula xerampelina smells like a "nasty" vagina...not shrimp [Re: Mr. D Green]
#26418657 - 01/06/20 01:36 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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So you're telling me, Russula xerampelina smells like sweet pussy!?  Do they taste like sweet pussy as well!?!
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Re: Russula xerampelina smells like a "nasty" vagina...not shrimp [Re: RogerTheRetard]
#26418783 - 01/06/20 06:17 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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This shits great. You guys are cool in my book
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Edited by Diego (01/06/20 06:18 AM)
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Re: Russula xerampelina smells like a "nasty" vagina...not shrimp [Re: Diego]
#26418833 - 01/06/20 07:08 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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If you guys think pussy smells like fish then I hate to see what you been hanging out with. Even the stinky nasty ones smell worse than rotten fish.
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Re: Russula xerampelina smells like a "nasty" vagina...not shrimp [Re: Mr. D Green]
#26418837 - 01/06/20 07:09 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Mr. D Green said: Shrimp smells sweet and good, un like a nasty bacterial filled nasty snatch.
Anyone here sure the same angle as I?
To get back to the subject (i.e. mushrooms and shrimp) - here's a quote from the description in this link (note that the English call it "crab brittlegill"):
"Odour of boiled shellfish (hence the common name) - faint when young but much stronger and eventually rather unpleasant when fully developed. Taste mild."
So, like most seafood, Russula xerampelina also smells worse with age.
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Re: Russula xerampelina smells like a "nasty" vagina...not shrimp [Re: Anglerfish]
#26418849 - 01/06/20 07:15 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Sounds rancid, boiled selfish scented mushrooms that become more foul and putrid smelling with age. Pass.
Some edible mushrooms are just fucking horrible, I must say. Russula xerampelina must be one of them.
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Re: Russula xerampelina smells like a "nasty" vagina...not shrimp [Re: RogerTheRetard]
#26418853 - 01/06/20 07:19 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Actually, they smell really good when young (no pun intended)
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Re: Russula xerampelina smells like a "nasty" vagina...not shrimp [Re: RogerTheRetard]
#26418854 - 01/06/20 07:20 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Must be a fishy pussy smelling kinda mushroom, yum.
Starts off smelling like sweet pussy, then as it matures the sweet pussy scent becomes a more foul putrid manky rotten yeast infected granny pussy....
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Re: Russula xerampelina smells like a "nasty" vagina...not shrimp [Re: RogerTheRetard]
#26419039 - 01/06/20 10:09 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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I love this forum lol.
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