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Ate 500g of fresh cubensis, nothing happened? 4
#26413522 - 01/03/20 12:55 AM (4 years, 26 days ago) |
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Nah, not really.
It's just that everyone else gets to make this thread and get the same three answers, I didn't want to feel left out.
Fire away.
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Re: Ate 500g of fresh cubensis, nothing happened? [Re: Northerner] 3
#26413600 - 01/03/20 03:06 AM (4 years, 26 days ago) |
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(I just like the gif so I figured I’d post it )
Did you make sure you exist before taking them?
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Re: Ate 500g of fresh cubensis, nothing happened? [Re: Socrateshroom]
#26413631 - 01/03/20 04:19 AM (4 years, 26 days ago) |
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Yes, absolutely checked I was real. Grew those mushrooms from seeds myself, I know they're the real deal.
Might just be that I'm immune to drugs?
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Re: Ate 500g of fresh cubensis, nothing happened? [Re: Northerner] 1
#26413644 - 01/03/20 04:58 AM (4 years, 26 days ago) |
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maybe you didn't aim the dose right and missed your mouth? check if any of your pets looks high af
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Re: Ate 500g of fresh cubensis, nothing happened? [Re: Primal Glitch] 1
#26413647 - 01/03/20 05:01 AM (4 years, 26 days ago) |
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Were they fresh dried or dried dried or maybe dried but not so fresh?
What im trying to say is... shit happens.
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Re: Ate 500g of fresh cubensis, nothing happened? [Re: Northerner] 1
#26413957 - 01/03/20 09:29 AM (4 years, 26 days ago) |
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Northerner said: Nah, not really.
It's just that everyone else gets to make this thread and get the same three answers, I didn't want to feel left out.
Fire away.
Not a patch on my 1kg, northerner; don’t understand why you’re bragging, dude 🤣🤣🤣
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Re: Ate 500g of fresh cubensis, nothing happened? [Re: DJ Ed] 1
#26414205 - 01/03/20 11:34 AM (4 years, 26 days ago) |
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So close! 501g is the threshold dose
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Re: Ate 500g of fresh cubensis, nothing happened? [Re: CosmicGiggle]
#26414407 - 01/03/20 01:41 PM (4 years, 26 days ago) |
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Ah, I knew I should have gone for the whole kg, that was always our go-to dose when we were getting woke. Thanks Ed.
Or do you guys maybe think my mushies aren't any good? I read 25 other threads on the same topic and they all seemed to say the same thing.
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Re: Ate 500g of fresh cubensis, nothing happened? [Re: Northerner] 2
#26414429 - 01/03/20 02:01 PM (4 years, 26 days ago) |
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Clearly, the mushrooms were grown with the wrong vibes, sober vibes, and that stopped you from tripping 
Have you tried inserting the mushrooms anally?
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Re: Ate 500g of fresh cubensis, nothing happened? [Re: nooneman] 2
#26414836 - 01/03/20 05:54 PM (4 years, 26 days ago) |
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Gotta find you summa dem dealer shrooms. Those things are like 10x stronger than your homegrown BS
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Re: Ate 500g of fresh cubensis, nothing happened? [Re: CosmicGiggle]
#26414892 - 01/03/20 06:20 PM (4 years, 26 days ago) |
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Yeah man, I'm gonna lemon tek boof a whole kilo of them. Finally get woke and ego dead.
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Re: Ate 500g of fresh cubensis, nothing happened? [Re: Northerner] 1
#26414961 - 01/03/20 06:55 PM (4 years, 26 days ago) |
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You would have gotten high on 500 grams if they were dealer shrooms. Oh, shit, never mind. Somebody pranked you on that already.
Maybe you should just try drinking your own piss to see if that gets you off.
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Re: Ate 500g of fresh cubensis, nothing happened? [Re: Nature Boy]
#26415347 - 01/03/20 11:21 PM (4 years, 25 days ago) |
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I couldn't possibly drink my own piss because I'm on four different antidepressants and it smells funny. I know that isn't the reason that I can't trip though because I stopped taking them for a day before I ate my half key of shrooms.
Just to find a solid connect for those dealer shrooms now. That's gotta be what it is.
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Re: Ate 500g of fresh cubensis, nothing happened? [Re: Northerner] 1
#26415672 - 01/04/20 08:44 AM (4 years, 25 days ago) |
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Must have been a mislabeled print, you got the Bunk+ instead of B+. Better contact your vendor to see if you can scam some free spores, unless you took some from your fresh Bunk+? Then, you could try again.
Was this a kit by chance?
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Re: Ate 500g of fresh cubensis, nothing happened? [Re: HamHead] 1
#26415757 - 01/04/20 09:39 AM (4 years, 25 days ago) |
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I heard taking them anally or vaginally is exceptional
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Re: Ate 500g of fresh cubensis, nothing happened? [Re: Vibe_Enthusiast]
#26415772 - 01/04/20 09:51 AM (4 years, 25 days ago) |
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Fresh is weaker than dried by ten times, so it’s usually recommended to consume them dry. If homegrown, sometimes they aren’t active. The substrate could have been poor, or, infection caused it to grow without psilocybin. An empty stomach always helps but shouldn’t cancel out tolerance or other blockage by medication a priori. Bunk mushrooms are a known thing but people come up with different reasons for why that is.
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Re: Ate 500g of fresh cubensis, nothing happened? [Re: Blabble40]
#26415989 - 01/04/20 12:45 PM (4 years, 25 days ago) |
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Blabble40 said: Fresh is weaker than dried by ten times, so it’s usually recommended to consume them dry. If homegrown, sometimes they aren’t active. The substrate could have been poor, or, infection caused it to grow without psilocybin. An empty stomach always helps but shouldn’t cancel out tolerance or other blockage by medication a priori. Bunk mushrooms are a known thing but people come up with different reasons for why that is.
Right! So, by that math, OP downed somewhere around 45-50 grams dry, and didn't feel anything.
Are you sure you ate Magic mushrooms, OP? It's a common mistake.
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Re: Ate 500g of fresh cubensis, nothing happened? [Re: HamHead] 1
#26415997 - 01/04/20 12:50 PM (4 years, 25 days ago) |
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My scientific answer is I think you were tripping so hard you didn’t know you were tripping.
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Re: Ate 500g of fresh cubensis, nothing happened? [Re: Antigov] 1
#26416142 - 01/04/20 02:50 PM (4 years, 25 days ago) |
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Well, see there are three levels of reality and you broke through the third at 420 grams, so you came back to the bottom level of reality where you don't feel high anymore. If you ate another 69 grams fresh you'd get up to the top end of level 2 and you'd feel it. Or you could try frying those beautiful Psilocybe cubensis (var. Hypsizygous tesselatus) in butter and eating them with brussel sprouts and roasted root veggies for the best high of your life.
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Re: Ate 500g of fresh cubensis, nothing happened? [Re: Northerner] 2
#26416605 - 01/04/20 08:03 PM (4 years, 25 days ago) |
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Northerner said: Yes, absolutely checked I was real. Grew those mushrooms from seeds myself, I know they're the real deal.
Might just be that I'm immune to drugs?
yup thats it, i have a friend whose immune to drugs. poor bastard
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Re: Ate 500g of fresh cubensis, nothing happened? [Re: Northerner] 1
#26416737 - 01/04/20 09:50 PM (4 years, 24 days ago) |
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Its a good thing that you're left out of this type of post 
Is the shrooms your growing have the strain name of "Sacred Chanterelle"?
They taste pretty good but they don't make me trip AT ALL.
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Re: Ate 500g of fresh cubensis, nothing happened? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 3
#26417543 - 01/05/20 01:13 PM (4 years, 24 days ago) |
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If you don't scarify the mushroom seeds before you plant them, they won't produce silly-cybin.
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Did you boof them?
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Re: Ate 500g of fresh cubensis, nothing happened? [Re: Northerner] 1
#26417745 - 01/05/20 03:13 PM (4 years, 24 days ago) |
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If they were grown in a clay pot they would have worked-- plastic is shit and never gives good results.
Also, placing rocks in a circle around your grow increases potency.
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Re: Ate 500g of fresh cubensis, nothing happened? [Re: coAsTal] 3
#26418119 - 01/05/20 06:33 PM (4 years, 24 days ago) |
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coAsTal said: If they were grown in a clay pot they would have worked-- plastic is shit and never gives good results.
Also, placing rocks in a circle around your grow increases potency.
You must harness the fractal energy proven fact, look it up
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Re: Ate 500g of fresh cubensis, nothing happened? [Re: BabylonRuleDem] 3
#26418194 - 01/05/20 07:15 PM (4 years, 24 days ago) |
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You must also sing to them. Just avoid the Linda Rhonstadt song "You're no good."
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Re: Ate 500g of fresh cubensis, nothing happened? [Re: Nature Boy] 1
#26420350 - 01/07/20 04:02 AM (4 years, 22 days ago) |
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You're not gonna get high unless you're boofing in the imperial ton range.
Also they need exposure to gamma radiation to activate the silosibin. If you forgot that step you can still do it when they're in your stomach so it's not too late
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Re: Ate 500g of fresh cubensis, nothing happened? [Re: mu5h13] 1
#26421067 - 01/07/20 01:08 PM (4 years, 22 days ago) |
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Just found out that proper dosing is 500g dried shoved into each eye socket! That should do it
(Disclaimer, do not do anything suggested by me on this thread. If you haven't sensed the over the top nonsense and sarcasm oozing from this thread, get medical attention immediately)
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Re: Ate 500g of fresh cubensis, nothing happened? [Re: Socrateshroom] 1
#26422058 - 01/07/20 09:50 PM (4 years, 21 days ago) |
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Everyone knows that they have to be cultivated in space or else they're bunk as shit, that's how you get the magic in them
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BabylonRuleDem said:
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coAsTal said: If they were grown in a clay pot they would have worked-- plastic is shit and never gives good results.
Also, placing rocks in a circle around your grow increases potency.
You must harness the fractal energy proven fact, look it up
True shit, meteorites work best but most rocks will do
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Re: Ate 500g of fresh cubensis, nothing happened? [Re: Socrateshroom]
#26422077 - 01/07/20 09:59 PM (4 years, 21 days ago) |
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Socrateshroom said: (Disclaimer, do not do anything suggested by me on this thread. If you haven't sensed the over the top nonsense and sarcasm oozing from this thread, get medical attention immediately)
Too late that man has 1 kilo of cubensis blocking up his asshole right now. He will need medical attention soon.
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Re: Ate 500g of fresh cubensis, nothing happened? [Re: BabylonRuleDem] 2
#26425736 - 01/10/20 12:48 AM (4 years, 19 days ago) |
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Well I'm back for moar! Thanks so much for all the amazing tips guys. 
I got another half kilo of shrooms, but this time the best dealer shrooms in existence. I dried them in the oven and then microwaved them in a pyrex jug with a cup and half of water for 20 minutes. Then I filtered out all the mushies with a prayer cloth and have loaded it all into a giant turkey baster. My baster is sat in a circle of sacred rocks now and being cleaned of all the negative energies. I have dross stucks burning and incense to clear away any negative spirits that might want to inhabit the baster and get shot up may ass with the mushie potion.
I know it's going to work this time, gonna get so woke. Trip report to follow.
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Re: Ate 500g of fresh cubensis, nothing happened? [Re: Northerner] 2
#26425739 - 01/10/20 12:49 AM (4 years, 19 days ago) |
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New shroomers are reading this like
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Northerner
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Re: Ate 500g of fresh cubensis, nothing happened? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#26426990 - 01/10/20 05:54 PM (4 years, 19 days ago) |
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Yeah well these youngins have got to learn from the older, more experienced, people in one way or another.
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