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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: PatrickKn]
    #26411507 - 01/01/20 08:22 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

But... 5:14 of the video:

"Im going to be the bearer of bad news: There is no reason to believe that Betelgeuse is dimming because it is getting set to explode. Betelgeuse is a variable star and changes in brightness all the time, this is an opportunity to learn more about these long dimming cycles"

Watch the damn video before you get us all excited!


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26411512 - 01/01/20 08:26 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

fuckin' buzzkill


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: 1234go]
    #26411515 - 01/01/20 08:28 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

koods will come back with the "I said small chance..." like he didn't just hand us some chocolate chip cookies just for us to find out theyre actually oatmeal raisin.


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: Near Dylan] * 3
    #26411520 - 01/01/20 08:33 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

All I wanted for Christmas was a supernova.  :sad:


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26411553 - 01/01/20 09:05 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Near Dylan said:
koods will come back with the "I said small chance..." like he didn't just hand us some chocolate chip cookies just for us to find out theyre actually oatmeal raisin.



Ooooh dude I would pimp slap the shit out of someone if they tricked me with an oatmeal raisin cookie


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26411558 - 01/01/20 09:09 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Near Dylan said:
koods will come back with the "I said small chance..." like he didn't just hand us some chocolate chip cookies just for us to find out theyre actually oatmeal raisin.




Damn me for accurately describing the situation


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: koods]
    #26411568 - 01/01/20 09:18 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Seems like this :
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"There is no reason to believe that Betelgeuse is dimming because it is getting set to explode. Betelgeuse is a variable star and changes in brightness all the time, this is an opportunity to learn more about these long dimming cycles"



is an accurate description of the situation.

This:
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"We know that the star has almost run out of fuel, and there is a small chance this dimming means the star has now run out of fissionable material and is collapsing. If this is the case, it may be on the verge of going super nova. If this happens it will become the brightest object in the sky except for the sun. The explosion will last for months and be visible day and night."



is an oatmeal raisin cookie.


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: Near Dylan] * 3
    #26411972 - 01/02/20 06:55 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

I can put up with a lot of shitposts from you, Dylan, but shitting on oatmeal raisin cookies is a step too far. If you hadn't opted out like a coward I'd rate you accordingly


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26411981 - 01/02/20 07:05 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

:loldongs:


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26411983 - 01/02/20 07:06 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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I can put up with a lot of shitposts from you, Dylan, but shitting on oatmeal raisin cookies is a step too far. If you hadn't opted out like a coward I'd rate you accordingly





I too was like "wtf oatmeal raisin cookies are delicious"


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: Asante]
    #26411985 - 01/02/20 07:07 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

It's a figure of speech, you Euros.


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26412001 - 01/02/20 07:24 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

For real.  Oatmeal raisin is the cookie of champions, the champagne of cookies.  It's my go-to cookie. 

Dylan, lol...get your cookie cutter ass outta here with that talk.


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #26412022 - 01/02/20 07:41 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

It's just hard oatmeal. Imagine being such a pleb that you think stale oatmeal is the pinnacle of cookie. Ya'll have the culinary taste of medieval peasants.


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: Near Dylan] * 1
    #26412037 - 01/02/20 07:54 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

You just have the culinary insight of a 3rd grader.  Hard oatmeal?  You've obviously never had any cookies that didn't come out of a nabisco or keebler package.  N00b ass.


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: 1234go]
    #26412041 - 01/02/20 07:56 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

It is hard oatmeal.


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26412059 - 01/02/20 08:07 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)



Uncooked rolled oats are soft, and get this...when they're mixed into the cookie batter, and eventually put into the oven...they get even softer.


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: 1234go]
    #26412074 - 01/02/20 08:25 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Imagine thinking you're about to bite into a nice, melt in your mouth chocolate chip cookie... with the warm chocolate chips almost soothing your taste buds.. Just to take a bite, and get a mouthful of bland breakfast food.. and then... god I can barely even say it.... Instead of that melting chocolate chip... You get... chewy... No, not even chewy... Rubbery... Squint inducing... Soul crushing.... fucking.... raisins.... And having such a lack of grip on reality... that you are happy about it.



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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26412077 - 01/02/20 08:28 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Once again...a 3rd grade, no, a 1st grade mentality.  "yucky breakfast! melty ooey gooey chocolate chips!"

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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: 1234go]
    #26412089 - 01/02/20 08:35 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Imagine being a cookie elitist about oatmeal raisin... What's next, white bread is the champagne of bread? Carrot cake is the champagne of cakes? What a sad world it must be, being so blind to flavor. Well really, it must almost be nice, being able to eat anything and not caring what it tastes like. I wish I could eat the bottom shelf, D-list version of actual good foods and think it was up there with the best.


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26412108 - 01/02/20 08:50 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

I could've kept this going with you, but you need more variation in your trolling, and your antics are starting to bore me.  Like a plain jane ass chocolate chip cookie...I'm over it.


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