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OfflineLoaded Shaman
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Homless Meth Heads Just Tried to Break Into My Dad's Car
    #26410923 - 01/01/20 01:09 PM (4 years, 28 days ago)

At the gym squatting and hitting the bag just now, get a message from my gf "Did you talk to your mom? I guess someone was trying to break into cars, the cops are there!". Immediately my adrenaline is going; parents are in their 60's and I'm assuming the worst - some punk kids that get away or heaven forbid attempt to assault my dad (that got me going). Fly across town to see the cops just leaving their house.

Everyone's fine, the fuckers got caught almost immediately, no damage to property.

Anyway, I storm into their house in a panic, and come to find out my dad was luckily taking the trash out and caught some dumb fuck crouching behind his truck. Dad obviously goes "What the fuck are you doing?" to which a tall, skinny, rotting-tooth meth head proclaims he and his girlfriend are homeless and getting kicked out of local apartment complexes by police for "dumpster diving". Dad continues to tell them to get the fuck off property - notice meth head has hand wrapped in a hoody, clearly about to break a window - and calls cops, fuckers flee, and the morons are so out of it they get caught like two blocks down anyway doing the same exact thing in someone else's driveway. Turns out guy is wanted for a plethora of shit, and they were already getting calls in the area a good 15 minutes beforehand (which explains why they got there so quickly).

What the fucking fuck LOL. What a way to start a new year, and new decade. I'm so glad that fucker didn't try to mess with my dad. I'm also kind of glad I wasn't there because I'm semi-scared of what I'm capable of in defense of my aging parents. This is a very rural (and gun friendly) state, as well.

Fuck! Happy New Year :cool:


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Re: Homless Meth Heads Just Tried to Break Into My Dad's Car [Re: Loaded Shaman]
    #26410940 - 01/01/20 01:22 PM (4 years, 28 days ago)

That sucks. Someone just broke my wife's 2 back windows, but didn't take anything. A few weeks ago they stole the grill of the front of her car too. Shitty people. I live in the Bay Area and unfortunately we have a ton of car break ins and property crime type stuff. It's all replaceable stuff so don't let it get to you too much.


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Re: Homless Meth Heads Just Tried to Break Into My Dad's Car [Re: Loaded Shaman] * 1
    #26410970 - 01/01/20 01:37 PM (4 years, 28 days ago)

They should be fuckin' killed, man. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.


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Re: Homless Meth Heads Just Tried to Break Into My Dad's Car [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #26411102 - 01/01/20 03:09 PM (4 years, 28 days ago)

they doing that shit out here at the trail heads. pisses me off that it makes me not want to go out hiking and shit.


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Re: Homless Meth Heads Just Tried to Break Into My Dad's Car [Re: wrestler_az]
    #26411110 - 01/01/20 03:16 PM (4 years, 28 days ago)

Sorry to hear man

I got people who tried to mess around on camera face and all

They were also found

After that nothing happened again


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Re: Homless Meth Heads Just Tried to Break Into My Dad's Car [Re: zZZz]
    #26411587 - 01/01/20 09:34 PM (4 years, 28 days ago)

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They should be fuckin' killed, man. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.




Seriously? For breaking into a car?


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Re: Homless Meth Heads Just Tried to Break Into My Dad's Car [Re: koods]
    #26411602 - 01/01/20 09:53 PM (4 years, 28 days ago)

I don't bother locking my car at home. Fuck it, they can have the change out of the console and the cheapo air compressor out of the boot if they can figure out how to open it.

I don't have a flashy ride though, pretty functional.


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Re: Homless Meth Heads Just Tried to Break Into My Dad's Car [Re: Northerner]
    #26411642 - 01/01/20 10:36 PM (4 years, 27 days ago)

My city has a meth epidemic and also record number of vehicle break ins. I prefer old school junkies who only steal to get their fix and then nod out, meth heads are stealing 24 hours a day like a Terminator. I have nothing to steal in my car and question value of even locking it if the window is going to get broken, but the media says 75 percent of thefts are from unlocked cars. Leaving it unlocked feels like I am giving in to criminals. I'm old school if I catch some skinny meth head breaking into my car he better hope the cops are coming. You guys in the USA are lucky we can't shoot them in Canada.

Modern security systems have improved and the motion detector that goes off because a leaf blew by have been replaced by pretty decent technology. If someone even steps foot in my office parking lot tonight the alarm goes off and I see them on the camera. Even in low light it's HD and crystal clear. Its usually bums looking for workplace ashtrays to raid for butts, but that demographic isn't far from a meth addict criminal. I'm sure its a crime of opportunity and they act like they were just looking for cans when you catch one on your property. I work for money I expect everyone else to as well


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Re: Homless Meth Heads Just Tried to Break Into My Dad's Car [Re: koods]
    #26411644 - 01/01/20 10:39 PM (4 years, 27 days ago)

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zZZz said:
They should be fuckin' killed, man. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.




Seriously? For breaking into a car?




No for all the cars he broke into before that and didn't get get caught. One bullet only costs the taxpayer like 50 cents, a lifetime of crime costs us millions.


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Re: Homless Meth Heads Just Tried to Break Into My Dad's Car [Re: viraldrome]
    #26411686 - 01/01/20 11:30 PM (4 years, 27 days ago)

I would also be okay with cutting off his hand like Saudi Arabia which has a very low rate of meth head property crime


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Re: Homless Meth Heads Just Tried to Break Into My Dad's Car [Re: viraldrome]
    #26411778 - 01/02/20 01:50 AM (4 years, 27 days ago)

Thanks for checking in, guys. I kept having short dreams of people trying to break in. I  think I'm just eager to try my new bag skills IRL LOL :cool:.

People don't keep anything except MAYBE some change in their cars. Homeless are desperate here; I think my state has a very large H epidemic still. Rural, cold, boring = drugs. Stay safe and Happy New Year again, Shroomies!


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Re: Homless Meth Heads Just Tried to Break Into My Dad's Car [Re: Loaded Shaman]
    #26412352 - 01/02/20 11:18 AM (4 years, 27 days ago)

My house has been unlocked continuously for two decades. I leave my keys in my unlocked car so I don’t lose them. Where the fuck do you people live?


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Re: Homless Meth Heads Just Tried to Break Into My Dad's Car [Re: koods]
    #26412537 - 01/02/20 01:32 PM (4 years, 27 days ago)

Not in the burbs brotha
Actually I do leave my car unlocked but not my door I am paranoid / ptsd as I have been robbed twice growing up. Breaking and entering family heirlooms junkie behavior so locking stuff is engrained in my brain


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Re: Homless Meth Heads Just Tried to Break Into My Dad's Car [Re: koods]
    #26412699 - 01/02/20 02:46 PM (4 years, 27 days ago)

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My house has been unlocked continuously for two decades. I leave my keys in my unlocked car so I don’t lose them. Where the fuck do you people live?



Hahaha ive said this for YEARS. if someone is going to break into my house they are going to BREAK in. Doesnt matter about doors and locks lol


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Re: Homless Meth Heads Just Tried to Break Into My Dad's Car [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
    #26412863 - 01/02/20 04:16 PM (4 years, 27 days ago)

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koods said:
My house has been unlocked continuously for two decades. I leave my keys in my unlocked car so I don’t lose them. Where the fuck do you people live?



Hahaha ive said this for YEARS. if someone is going to break into my house they are going to BREAK in. Doesnt matter about doors and locks lol





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Re: Homless Meth Heads Just Tried to Break Into My Dad's Car [Re: Herbologist]
    #26413133 - 01/02/20 07:24 PM (4 years, 27 days ago)

Guys*


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Re: Homless Meth Heads Just Tried to Break Into My Dad's Car [Re: koods] * 3
    #26413172 - 01/02/20 07:54 PM (4 years, 27 days ago)

People that leave their shit unlocked for anyone in world to go through blow my mind.


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Re: Homless Meth Heads Just Tried to Break Into My Dad's Car [Re: Dark_Star]
    #26413179 - 01/02/20 07:57 PM (4 years, 27 days ago)

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People that leave their shit unlocked for anyone in world to go through blow my mind.




Same. Maybe they are so rich they can just replace anything with ease? Giving out any level of trust has always gotten me fucked over again and again


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