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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: 1234go]
    #26412115 - 01/02/20 08:53 AM (4 years, 27 days ago)

I only used a figure of speech, it was you guys who got all up in arms with a hard oatmeal derailment.


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26412130 - 01/02/20 09:07 AM (4 years, 27 days ago)

Well, what if, one puts choc chips in an oatmeal raisin cookie? Or vice versa? Bliss!


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26412136 - 01/02/20 09:10 AM (4 years, 27 days ago)

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tyrannicalrx said:
Well, what if, one puts choc chips in an oatmeal raisin cookie? Or vice versa? Bliss!



Here's trex's post, 1234go. Any comments?


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26412139 - 01/02/20 09:11 AM (4 years, 27 days ago)

Hey now, I'm not ignored! He/she's ignoring.:rolleyes:


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26412150 - 01/02/20 09:17 AM (4 years, 27 days ago)

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Near Dylan said:
Any comments?





Yeah, I ignored him for a reason.  That's a terrible idea, and it'd completely throw off the balance of things.....like Rian Johnson's "The Last Jedi."


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: 1234go]
    #26412191 - 01/02/20 09:36 AM (4 years, 27 days ago)

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tyrannicalrx said:
Hey now, I'm not ignored! He/she's ignoring.:rolleyes:



Quote:

124go said:
Yeah, I ignored him for a reason.  That's a terrible idea, and it'd completely throw off the balance of things.....



He understands cookies about as well as he understands how the ignore feature works.


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26412194 - 01/02/20 09:39 AM (4 years, 27 days ago)

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Imagine thinking you're about to bite into a nice, melt in your mouth chocolate chip cookie... with the warm chocolate chips almost soothing your taste buds.. Just to take a bite, and get a mouthful of bland breakfast food.. and then... god I can barely even say it.... Instead of that melting chocolate chip... You get... chewy... No, not even chewy... Rubbery... Squint inducing... Soul crushing.... fucking.... raisins.... And having such a lack of grip on reality... that you are happy about it.





White bread was the bread of kings, as it took processing to get the desired colour. All breads have merit, unless you're a charlatan and a coward. Honestly Dylan I haven't been this disappointed in you since you welched on paying Mr. Magenta the $300 European you clearly owed him. I'm disappointed, but not shocked by your behaviour. Maybe if your mother wasn't out doing whatever produced such an insolent, flavour hating harlot such as yourself she could have learned to bake you a decent oatmeal raisin cookie like so many men have come to know and love.


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26412197 - 01/02/20 09:41 AM (4 years, 27 days ago)

Agreed. Well, all the gay pics are gone from my sig, for now anyway, lol.


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26412227 - 01/02/20 10:04 AM (4 years, 27 days ago)

And I will continue not having any idea who you are, despite you constantly talking to me for some reason as if we've ever had an interaction here. You're starting to stretch out my coat-tail.


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26412237 - 01/02/20 10:08 AM (4 years, 27 days ago)

It's XLCaps.


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26412239 - 01/02/20 10:10 AM (4 years, 27 days ago)

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Quote:

tyrannicalrx said:
Hey now, I'm not ignored! He/she's ignoring.:rolleyes:



He understands cookies about as well as he understands how the ignore feature works.




Yeah, I'm not even quite sure what he's talking about there.  "I'm not ignored! He/she's ignoring"  :shrug:


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: psi]
    #26412243 - 01/02/20 10:11 AM (4 years, 27 days ago)

Yet another user who interacted with me far too much despite me never knowing who he was. Men will never change! Sometimes men will develop interests in other men without the other men even being aware..


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: Near Dylan] * 1
    #26412245 - 01/02/20 10:12 AM (4 years, 27 days ago)

:resignednonacceptance:


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26412275 - 01/02/20 10:34 AM (4 years, 27 days ago)

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And I will continue not having any idea who you are, despite you constantly talking to me for some reason as if we've ever had an interaction here. You're starting to stretch out my coat-tail.



It's not a coat tail, it's part of your wedding dress, sweetie. Enjoy being married to a lackluster and infantile understanding of what a quality cookie is. 10 years from now it'll leave you for someone younger, a toddler perhaps, who actually can appreciate what a chocolate chip has to offer instead of using its honour and reputation to slander quality baked goods.


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: larry.fisherman] * 3
    #26412578 - 01/02/20 01:53 PM (4 years, 27 days ago)

Oatmeal raisin cookies are wack af.:themoreyouknow:


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: Amanita86]
    #26412621 - 01/02/20 02:11 PM (4 years, 27 days ago)

Is that good or bad


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: koods]
    #26412624 - 01/02/20 02:12 PM (4 years, 27 days ago)

Very interesting!

:popcorn:

:strokebeard:

Im gonna bust out my telescope for this event.


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: koods]
    #26412632 - 01/02/20 02:15 PM (4 years, 27 days ago)

You see what you've done to Logical chaos, koods? He has been oatmeal raisin'd.


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #26412636 - 01/02/20 02:16 PM (4 years, 27 days ago)

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LogicaL Chaos said:
Very interesting!

:popcorn:

:strokebeard:

Im gonna bust out my telescope for this event.



That's what he said!


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Re: We need to talk about Betelgeuse [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 1
    #26412643 - 01/02/20 02:18 PM (4 years, 27 days ago)

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tyrannalrex said:
Quote:

LogicaL Chaos said:
Very interesting!

:popcorn:

:strokebeard:

Im gonna bust out my telescope for this event.



That's what he said!



Quoted. If I have to see this, everyone who has trex on ignore has to, as well.


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