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How should I swab my penis?
    #26408427 - 12/30/19 08:26 PM (4 years, 30 days ago)

Wondering what y'all methods are for taking spore swabs from penis envy?

Here's what I have done that has worked more often than not but isn't foolproof. I just use normal q-tips. I put however many swabs I want into a mason jar in cooking at 15 psi for around 45 minutes. Once it is cool I go into the room with the tubs and have some Ziploc baggies ready for each swab.
I open the tub but leave the lid partway on it and just as quick as I can I will rub the q-tip around underneath the gills of the more mature fruits and quickly put it into the ziplock baggie.

this method has worked fairly well for me except for the last batch I had a lot of bacterial issues. However they were a couple years old and not stored in very good conditions. I did get a couple clean jars though


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Re: How should I swab my penis? [Re: LiquidGlass]
    #26408444 - 12/30/19 08:41 PM (4 years, 30 days ago)

Qtips I wrap individually in foil then pc and only unfold the part I'm gonna swab, after swabbing they go to a clean sheet of foil in a tote to dry a bit before storing


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Re: How should I swab my penis? [Re: cronicr]
    #26408527 - 12/30/19 09:58 PM (4 years, 29 days ago)

i use sterile swabs, pick the fruit and carry it to the still air box. Hold it upright and swab in the SAB. Place on new foil that's tented and leave in SAB to dry


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Re: How should I swab my penis? [Re: verum subsequentis]
    #26408537 - 12/30/19 10:10 PM (4 years, 29 days ago)

Thread tittle is top notch :thumbup:!


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Re: How should I swab my penis? [Re: LiquidGlass]
    #26408551 - 12/30/19 10:25 PM (4 years, 29 days ago)

😈 - LOL



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Re: How should I swab my penis? [Re: YogiBear]
    #26408598 - 12/30/19 11:11 PM (4 years, 29 days ago)

😁😁😁


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Re: How should I swab my penis? [Re: LiquidGlass]
    #26408656 - 12/31/19 12:46 AM (4 years, 29 days ago)

personally id get really really drunk then id go get sum of those lidocaine patches and id wrap it up pretty good for awhile to get nice and numb. then id get a really hot blond with big tits and a sterile swab and let her do it. as i could not inflict that kind of torture on myselfπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

as someone already said great title i had to🀑 we have less than 24 hrs til we have legal recreational weed here. id love our lil friends be to next in line as they do way way more good than any other substance. or thats my opinion πŸ˜ƒ but good luck with your swabs op


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Re: How should I swab my penis? [Re: jcm4620]
    #26408741 - 12/31/19 04:12 AM (4 years, 29 days ago)

Quote:

jcm4620 said:
personally id get really really drunk then id go get sum of those lidocaine patches and id wrap it up pretty good for awhile to get nice and numb. then id get a really hot blond with big tits and a sterile swab and let her do it. as i could not inflict that kind of torture on myselfπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

as someone already said great title i had to🀑 we have less than 24 hrs til we have legal recreational weed here. id love our lil friends be to next in line as they do way way more good than any other substance. or thats my opinion πŸ˜ƒ but good luck with your swabs op




Bro you're lucky AF I'm just north of you and Hope's for seeing it legal in WI any time soon are bleak...I'll be frequenting IL for sure!


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Re: How should I swab my penis? [Re: SpunkyMonkey88]
    #26408751 - 12/31/19 04:36 AM (4 years, 29 days ago)

r u close to the state line


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Re: How should I swab my penis? [Re: jcm4620]
    #26408755 - 12/31/19 04:39 AM (4 years, 29 days ago)

Ya kinda not really about a 2hr drive


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Re: How should I swab my penis? [Re: SpunkyMonkey88]
    #26408756 - 12/31/19 04:41 AM (4 years, 29 days ago)

I'm trying to convince my wife to move but shes not having it..


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Re: How should I swab my penis? [Re: SpunkyMonkey88]
    #26408763 - 12/31/19 04:53 AM (4 years, 29 days ago)

honey lets put the house on the market they have legal weed just south of us lol ya i can imagine that didnt go over well. do yourself a favor tho n stay  in wi the taxes here r a big dick in the ass and all the weed in the world wont help the pain of that. i got family in richland center madison grand rapids hell all over wi really and if i didnt have my job here id move in a heartbeat. but anyways were way way off topic here now lol should prolly get back to this guy and how he should swab his penis πŸ€ͺ


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Re: How should I swab my penis? [Re: jcm4620]
    #26410486 - 01/01/20 05:52 AM (4 years, 28 days ago)

Hey guys...

What do you call Wisconsin?

CLICK HERE --> ILLINOIS STATE PARK πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜† <--


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Re: How should I swab my penis? [Re: YogiBear]
    #26410511 - 01/01/20 06:50 AM (4 years, 28 days ago)

Quote:

YogiBear said:
Hey guys...

What do you call Wisconsin?

CLICK HERE --> ILLINOIS STATE PARK πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜† <--




Lol I dont mind it here its beautiful... I love living in the sticks, shit I'd live in the woods if I could. The people are a pretty old school conservative tho.. like "shooting up marijuana and getting brain cancer" old school...


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Re: How should I swab my penis? [Re: SpunkyMonkey88]
    #26410569 - 01/01/20 08:10 AM (4 years, 28 days ago)

Watch this...  this is the only time I'm going to post this info on the internet so it will be a hidden treasure buried in the Shroomery vaults forever.

YogiBear is 72yo (as of 1-1-2020)
YogiBear was born in Baraboo WI
YogiBears parents were 50yo when he was born
Ringling Bro's Circus was based in Baraboo WI
YogiBears parents knew Al Ringling from the Ringling Bro's Circus
YogiBear never met Al Ringling through



Sorry for hijacking the thread... I'm done now

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Re: How should I swab my penis? [Re: YogiBear]
    #26410608 - 01/01/20 08:52 AM (4 years, 28 days ago)

Came here for the title... stayed here for the useful info...


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