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OfflineMorel Guy
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What happens when you steal a service dog?
    #26405099 - 12/28/19 05:28 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

I kinda want a 24-7 bar but people try to steal my dog.  I recall a diver that went ranger named brad.  He knew I got raped.

Some hard dreams are hard to give up on.  I wonder if my house could be a bar.  I have a dirt crawl space.  I think about making tunnels and stuff. Burying the occasional friend down there.

Super Sus


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Re: What happens when you steal a service dog? [Re: Morel Guy] * 1
    #26405102 - 12/28/19 05:30 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Whut?


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Re: What happens when you steal a service dog? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #26405112 - 12/28/19 05:36 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

The Catholic Church started a massive breeding conspiracy that spiraled into 2 major wars.

I guess people turned protestant to get away.  Mostly out of curiosity.

I'd slow down and have a drink John Wayne style.


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Re: What happens when you steal a service dog? [Re: Morel Guy] * 2
    #26405116 - 12/28/19 05:40 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Hey, no snark or anything.  But do you have a family member or trusted friend that you can call and explain to them that you’re having a mental health crisis?  A therapist you’ve seen before, or something?


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Re: What happens when you steal a service dog? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #26405124 - 12/28/19 05:44 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

I used to go to the legion.  I guess we aren't allowed to talk there?

My service dog is a good bit of a spirit warrior.  He does therapy for me, so I give respect.  Worried as shit about losing him.  People get so blinded by goals.

They think they can live forever by killing.  It'd be a backpack full of booze to get to the legion.  I was out by there once and got arrested twice for knocking on a sweethearts door.

Treasure man, pure treasure.


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Re: What happens when you steal a service dog? [Re: Morel Guy]
    #26405134 - 12/28/19 05:50 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

i used to drink at the legion because my mom worked there.. but fuck the legion. nothing but uptight old men. cheapest place to drink tho..


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Re: What happens when you steal a service dog? [Re: Morel Guy]
    #26405137 - 12/28/19 05:52 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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The Catholic Church started a massive breeding conspiracy that spiraled into 2 major wars.




source?


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Re: What happens when you steal a service dog? [Re: split_by_nine]
    #26405140 - 12/28/19 05:54 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Whats wrong with ur dog bud?


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Re: What happens when you steal a service dog? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #26405151 - 12/28/19 06:00 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

My stepdad won't drink with veterans.  But he wants surgery.  I know everyone wants to live forever and hates sleeping.

I have not narced on my shroomery account to them yet.  I used to be on overgrow, then I started a fire and we took it down for safe sleepy keeping.

Fact is we all got buddies and we tussle.


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Re: What happens when you steal a service dog? [Re: Morel Guy]
    #26405152 - 12/28/19 06:02 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

My heat is off and it's almost new years.  We didn't plan for the end of the world enough.  Gotta stay awake and drink vodka for that.


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Re: What happens when you steal a service dog? [Re: Morel Guy]
    #26405154 - 12/28/19 06:04 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

My mom drinks but man it ain't for dinner.  I don't need to cook as much eat some c rats or mre but ya that gets pricey.  A can of hash or something.


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Re: What happens when you steal a service dog? [Re: Morel Guy]
    #26405157 - 12/28/19 06:04 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

I could bring a lot of food out there and see how it ages.  It's interesting like that.  A perforated can or something.


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Re: What happens when you steal a service dog? [Re: Morel Guy]
    #26405158 - 12/28/19 06:05 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

yeah eat something


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Re: What happens when you steal a service dog? [Re: Morel Guy]
    #26405161 - 12/28/19 06:07 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

must be cold with no heat. dont u live in the northeast usa? im pretty sure its illegal for them to turn your heat off during winter.


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Re: What happens when you steal a service dog? [Re: gopher]
    #26405162 - 12/28/19 06:07 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Morel, you’ve gone off the rails or you’re trollin’ hard cause your past posts aren’t as vague.


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Re: What happens when you steal a service dog? [Re: FSHuntings]
    #26405163 - 12/28/19 06:08 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

he/she is hammered on vordka


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Re: What happens when you steal a service dog? [Re: split_by_nine]
    #26405164 - 12/28/19 06:10 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

2 drunk 2 pay heating bills?


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Re: What happens when you steal a service dog? [Re: BigChumpus]
    #26405165 - 12/28/19 06:11 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Kinda thinking of just working all the time at the legion.  Life seems to get short sleeping.  I wake up wanting coffee and doing nothing all day long.  It blows.


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Re: What happens when you steal a service dog? [Re: Morel Guy]
    #26405168 - 12/28/19 06:12 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Who is Trumps brother?


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Re: What happens when you steal a service dog? [Re: BigChumpus]
    #26405173 - 12/28/19 06:14 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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2 drunk 2 pay heating bills?




it happens :shrug:


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