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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan] * 1
    #26400393 - 12/25/19 11:38 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

#nU.w0rld


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Tulipslave] * 1
    #26400459 - 12/25/19 12:52 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Opportunia

or

Liberterra

with *NO BЯITS ALLOWED* crudely written underneath


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #26400464 - 12/25/19 12:57 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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with *NO BЯITS ALLOWED* crudely written underneath



Nice touch, I like it. I can picture the sign perfectly.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: BANANA.MAN] * 1
    #26400469 - 12/25/19 01:00 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

The Superbowl

John Denver

Toby Keith

Jesus

Velveeta


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #26400477 - 12/25/19 01:16 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

They would make good band names!


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26400489 - 12/25/19 01:25 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Velveeta Jesus, maybe...


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26400491 - 12/25/19 01:26 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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They would make good band names!





The Denver Superbowl Velveta Jesus Experience

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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Tulipslave]
    #26400494 - 12/25/19 01:31 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Big Trucks Hot Dogs & Pussy


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Morel Guy] * 1
    #26400502 - 12/25/19 01:40 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Genocide for free land.

Land of the stupid, home of the coward

Abuse of power

Wasp paradise

Inventors of lobotomy and the atom bomb





Just fucking leave this country if it's so horrible! It's funny how many people bitch about the usa and never leave. Would you like to know why we have such a problem with illegal immigrants? It's because it's better over here than most other places! God I hate new age hippies lol! Just move to Mexico or something you cry baby!


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Shenmue] * 1
    #26400550 - 12/25/19 02:39 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Just fucking leave this thread if you can't handle a little comedy.  You're the only crybaby in here.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: 1234go]
    #26400558 - 12/25/19 02:50 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Snowflakeland


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #26400588 - 12/25/19 03:38 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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1234go said:
Just fucking leave this thread if you can't handle a little comedy.  You're the only crybaby in here.




Are you kidding me? All you guys do on here is complain about the United states lol! You guys talk about presidents and laws on here more than anything else! He was trying to start a argument not give us comedy you f---.. Its not that the United states is bad you're just a bunch of lazy losers :yesnod:....


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Shenmue] * 1
    #26400661 - 12/25/19 04:40 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Regardless...you're the one that stormed in here, and started complaining.  We were just making goofy names.
People will always complain about their government...no matter how good or bad it is.  So, why don't you just fuck right off, and mind your own damn business, crybaby.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #26400713 - 12/25/19 05:20 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Shenmue is just pretending to be offended, he actually admits to loving watch people “cry” about American politics.  Just three and a half hours ago, he said (on the topic of Donald Trump’s 2020 campaign):

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I honestly hope he wins again so I can watch you people cry about it lol.




So I don’t know why he’s acting upset about this.  Typical snowflake, looking for anything to whine about.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #26400723 - 12/25/19 05:26 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Figjam.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: pineninja] * 1
    #26400742 - 12/25/19 05:31 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

United House of Church

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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #26401333 - 12/26/19 08:39 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Ah, of course.  Thanks for bringing that to our attention.  It's always the biggest bitch that does the most bitchin'...go figure.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #26401349 - 12/26/19 09:01 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Shenmue is just pretending to be offended, he actually admits to loving watch people “cry” about American politics.  Just three and a half hours ago, he said (on the topic of Donald Trump’s 2020 campaign):

Quote:

Shenmue said:
I honestly hope he wins again so I can watch you people cry about it lol.




So I don’t know why he’s acting upset about this.  Typical snowflake, looking for anything to whine about.




At least I have the balls to work a difficult job and make real money. All you guy's do is sit around and play the victim role. You guys cry about wanting free college and health care as if it would solve all your problems :lol:. No you're just lazy! Pay for your own shit!!! Burke Dennings only a bitch would have 24,031 posts on the shroomery!!! Jesus christ do you ever leave the house lmao??


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Shenmue] * 2
    #26401359 - 12/26/19 09:12 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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I don't believe in tough love at all! It just a excuse people use to be assholes.




What's your excuse then?


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Actually there's no such thing as love lol. That's just in the movie's. Quit your job then see if your lady still loves you :lol:..




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It definitely depends on the woman. It's really awesome when you're with someone that gets really into it and begs to get fucked. Unfortunately most women are kind of boring in bed. They kind of just lay there and breath heavy lol. Like I said it's nothing like you see in porn..




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It's honestly not what you think it is. Buy a fleshlight, warm it up using water in the bathtub and use a good lube. That will kind give you a good idea what vaginas feel like. Of course it's not exactly like a real vagina but it will kind of give you a good idea. They honestly don't smell very good. Even clean vaginas have a weird fishy smell. Sex is honestly kind of overrated. It feels good but it's nothing like you see in porn.





...and this is just depressing, but at least I understand now why you're such a whiny little chump.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Shenmue] * 1
    #26401365 - 12/26/19 09:23 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Just fucking leave this country if it's so horrible! It's funny how many people bitch about the usa and never leave. Would you like to know why we have such a problem with illegal immigrants? It's because it's better over here than most other places!



LOL. Your response is so predictably typical it's almost satirical.

You seem to conflate that fact that it's easier to earn money here than in most places in the world with it being better here than most places in the world. Here's a protip:

Money does not buy happiness; America is one of the least happy places in the western world.

Thanks for finding those quotes 1234. Really puts this in perspective. Shenmue is a classic example of someone that just needs a good hard fucking to release all his pent up energy and aggression.


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