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This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. * 1
    #26400512 - 12/25/19 01:47 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

My loaded in-laws got me this for Christmas. From what I can gather from the illustrations it’s some sort of massager. My Christmas is complete.



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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov]
    #26400531 - 12/25/19 02:16 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

You're lucky you...


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Hartford]
    #26400533 - 12/25/19 02:18 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Hartford said:
You're lucky you...




I know right?!
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov] * 3
    #26400540 - 12/25/19 02:30 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws.




It's more than you deserve.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #26400545 - 12/25/19 02:35 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Crazy_Horse said:
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This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws.




It's more than you deserve.




I bet they paid a whole dollar for it. They love me so much.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov]
    #26400577 - 12/25/19 03:11 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Go ahead and try it out


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov] * 12
    #26400584 - 12/25/19 03:36 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Put the ball in your butt and sproing the handle like a little kid with one of those spring doorstops.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #26400593 - 12/25/19 03:42 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Better yet: stick it in your butt, bury yourself 3 inch deep, so the golfball looks like its resting on the ground. Wait for golf-enthousiasts to show up for pleasure like you´ve never imagined!

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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov] * 3
    #26400616 - 12/25/19 04:01 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

You think rich people get rich by throwing money away?
That's what my boss said 40 years ago after I saw a lady bitching about meat prices. After she left the store owner said she had recently inherited 70 Million dollars ($150 M today) and she was a real estate hotshot in the high rent district with a lawyer husband... crying about lamb chop prices.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Duhrwood Stevens] * 1
    #26400647 - 12/25/19 04:35 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Well, you married into the family, what else did you expect?


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov]
    #26400676 - 12/25/19 04:45 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

I know I sound ungrateful, but the wife and I  went to their house on Christmas Eve while they were out of town. Decorated their house. She cooked stuff and I cooked an 8 pound sirloin. They came home from out of town today to a ready made Christmas and they bought me a weird cheap massage thingy and in my mother-in-law’s words, “we bought it in Chinatown.”  I hope everyone else is enjoying the rest of their Christmas. Ho ho ho muthafukas!


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov] * 2
    #26400729 - 12/25/19 05:27 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

But you and the wife are gunna get their money when they die. So who cares.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov] * 2
    #26400773 - 12/25/19 05:52 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

What'd you expect? They're Jewish, they don't celebrate Christmas :burke:


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Near DyIan]
    #26400779 - 12/25/19 05:54 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

They aren’t practicing Jews but you do have a point LOL


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
    #26400781 - 12/25/19 05:55 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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But you and the wife are gunna get their money when they die. So who cares.




True dat, and she’s the only child.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov]
    #26400815 - 12/25/19 06:21 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

So you're worried about a shitty massager today when you're gunna get a couple of mil in a couple decades. Big whoop.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov] * 5
    #26400872 - 12/25/19 07:15 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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They aren’t practicing Jews but you do have a point LOL




What do you mean they’re not practicing Jews, they got you a $3 back scratcher


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: koods] * 1
    #26400878 - 12/25/19 07:20 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Antigov said:
They aren’t practicing Jews but you do have a point LOL




What do you mean they’re not practicing Jews, they got you a $3 back scratcher





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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov]
    #26400883 - 12/25/19 07:28 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

I think it's a gift with excellent potential.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Niffla]
    #26400897 - 12/25/19 07:38 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Can you elaborate?


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    #26400900 - 12/25/19 07:41 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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christopera said:
Can you elaborate?




I was just trying to be positive

but who am I kidding it's a trash gift

OP got totally fucked


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26400910 - 12/25/19 07:51 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

He could use it to beat the slave he's hiding in the pit in his basement. 2/2, that's a solid gift.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov]
    #26400912 - 12/25/19 07:52 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Funny thread

I too thought it was a sex toy

Koods comment was funny too.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov]
    #26400917 - 12/25/19 07:54 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Next time your in-laws show up, stick the handle up your butt and start smacking your in laws with it like it’s a tail.  It’ll be really comical, everybody should get a good laugh out of it.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: christopera]
    #26400961 - 12/25/19 08:31 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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christopera said:
He could use it to beat the slave he's hiding in the pit in his basement. 2/2, that's a solid gift.




Lol


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Hartford] * 6
    #26400970 - 12/25/19 08:46 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

It's the thought that counts, shove it up your ass while your smashing the old lady....take a pic and send it to them saying "works great! Merry Christmas"


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov]
    #26400980 - 12/25/19 09:02 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

and what kind of gift did you buy for them?


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26401081 - 12/26/19 12:32 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Niffla said:
I think it's a gift with excellent potential.



:pedropussy:


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Near DyIan]
    #26401084 - 12/26/19 12:34 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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What'd you expect? They're Jewish, they don't celebrate Christmas :burke:



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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: PatrickKn] * 2
    #26401135 - 12/26/19 03:11 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Shitty inlaw behavior? CHECK!

Poor, thoughtless gift that despite OP probably not expecting jack shit, probably demonstrated more of these people's detachment from other people than it connects them? CHECK!

Jewish and not their holiday anyway? CHECK!

This one checks out as a bad holiday experience lol.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov] * 7
    #26401157 - 12/26/19 03:53 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Wrap it up and give it to them next christmas and say you thought it was so great you got them one too


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: myrealname] * 1
    #26401357 - 12/26/19 09:12 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

I completely get where op is coming from, he got what amounted to a gag gift, or something with very little thought. Why give anything at all in circumstamce like that, theres definatley angles that can be attacted to things like that. That may have been their subtle way of saying fuck you, this is what we think of you. I think a gift like that isn't out of good intention, even if the scope was hurry on jusy grab him something and lets get out of here. The gesture would have always went better if it just wasn't at all. I would never buy something so meaningless or mistakeable as a sextoy unless it was a gag gift or I didn't like it that person.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Grungeman17] * 1
    #26401373 - 12/26/19 09:33 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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I completely get where op is coming from, he got what amounted to a gag gift, or something with very little thought. Why give anything at all in circumstamce like that, theres definatley angles that can be attacted to things like that. That may have been their subtle way of saying fuck you, this is what we think of you. I think a gift like that isn't out of good intention, even if the scope was hurry on jusy grab him something and lets get out of here. The gesture would have always went better if it just wasn't at all. I would never buy something so meaningless or mistakeable as a sextoy unless it was a gag gift or I didn't like it that person.




That's a good point, it's even more insulting than no gift at all. So what is it, extreme cheapness or "their subtle way of saying fuck you"?


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Grungeman17] * 2
    #26401438 - 12/26/19 10:33 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah it's a definite "fuck you" gag gift. Probably in response to trying to get them to do anything Christmas related if I had to guess. And possibly also because they thought the OP expected something pricy because they're loaded.


I've noticed that some Jewish people in the West kind of recoil from anything associated with Christianity, no matter how loosely. Even though they live in a culture saturated with Christmas mythology they don't "get" what the experience is supposed to be about and don't particularly want to. "The Nightmare before Christmas" is supposed to be kind of an exploration of this.


The modern incarnation of Christmas really has fuck all to do with Jesus or some obscure saint though, it's largely a secular celebration of consumerism.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: psi] * 2
    #26401449 - 12/26/19 10:43 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

12/25/19

The day OP got totally fucked by the in-laws



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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: myrealname] * 1
    #26401451 - 12/26/19 10:44 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Wrap it up and give it to them next christmas and say you thought it was so great you got them one too




Best idea yet!


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26401453 - 12/26/19 10:45 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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12/25/19

The day OP got totally fucked by the in-laws







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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: psi]
    #26401455 - 12/26/19 10:47 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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psi said:
Yeah it's a definite "fuck you" gag gift. Probably in response to trying to get them to do anything Christmas related if I had to guess. And possibly also because they thought the OP expected something pricy because they're loaded.


I've noticed that some Jewish people in the West kind of recoil from anything associated with Christianity, no matter how loosely. Even though they live in a culture saturated with Christmas mythology they don't "get" what the experience is supposed to be about and don't particularly want to. "The Nightmare before Christmas" is supposed to be kind of an exploration of this.


The modern incarnation of Christmas really has fuck all to do with Jesus or some obscure saint though, it's largely a secular celebration of consumerism.





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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: myrealname] * 1
    #26401470 - 12/26/19 11:02 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Wrap it up and give it to them next christmas and say you thought it was so great you got them one too





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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Tulipslave]
    #26401619 - 12/26/19 01:33 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Or some other inexpensive item that is similarly useless yet mysterious as to its intended use.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov] * 2
    #26401631 - 12/26/19 01:49 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Antigov said:
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Wrap it up and give it to them next christmas and say you thought it was so great you got them one too




Best idea yet!




Give them a fruitcake


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    #26401649 - 12/26/19 02:05 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah a fruitcake would be a good option to keep them guessing whether it's a gag gift or not.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: psi]
    #26401735 - 12/26/19 02:57 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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koods said:
Quote:

Antigov said:
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Wrap it up and give it to them next christmas and say you thought it was so great you got them one too




Best idea yet!




Give them a fruitcake



Quote:

psi said:
Yeah a fruitcake would be a good option to keep them guessing whether it's a gag gift or not.





Just gave the wife the fruit cake idea. She laughed her ass off. Nothing says “love” like a Christmas fruit cake.

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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov] * 4
    #26401753 - 12/26/19 03:08 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov] * 2
    #26401776 - 12/26/19 03:27 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Or one of those dumb hand exercise things.



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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26401777 - 12/26/19 03:29 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

The gift that keeps on giving. 

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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov] * 2
    #26401819 - 12/26/19 03:59 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

The OP really missed out on a great comment. I’m assuming you’re male, but when you first saw the gift you should have looked at your wife (their precious princess) and said “I can’t wait to lube this thing up and fuck the living shit out of you with it”. I guess there is always next year...


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    #26401937 - 12/26/19 05:56 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Most Jews could give two shits about Christmas. It’s just not engrained in our culture, not truly anyway. I have a strong suspicion they still may still be cheap as fuck though. I celebrate Christmas because of friends and other family who aren’t Jewish and wouldn’t give you or anyone some dollar store shitgift lolol


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Tulipslave] * 2
    #26401968 - 12/26/19 06:16 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Wrap it up and give it to them next christmas and say you thought it was so great you got them one too





HFY!!!



Without a doubt, the long term passive aggressive ‘fuck you too, buddy’ is the way to go.  I approve of this suggestion.  Try and make it look used OP.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Amanita86]
    #26402022 - 12/26/19 06:48 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Have you revealed its actual purpose on this earth is yet?


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov]
    #26402074 - 12/26/19 07:25 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

How nasty you want to get with this gift?


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Cosmic Eye]
    #26402131 - 12/26/19 08:07 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

It's a "golf ball massage hammer." When I was looking those up on Amazon, one "sponsored product related to this item" that came up was the "NO SWEAT BUNDLE! with Anti-Monkey Butt Powder 6 oz. and Fresh Balls Lotion 3.4 oz."

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Includes: (1) Anti-Monkey Butt Powder 6 oz and (1) Fresh Balls Lotion 3.4 oz
Fresh Balls Lotion keeps your man area fresh, dry and chafe-free. Applies as a soothing cream and dries as a cooling, silky non-talc powder.
Fresh Balls: New 3.4 oz. travel size is Hypoallergenic and clinically tested | Aluminum-Free, Paraben-Free, and Talc-Free.
Anti Monkey Butt Powder 6 oz. with Calamine helps to keep you dry and comfortable
Acts as a sweat absorber and friction fighter to relieve chafing. Menthol-Free and specially formulated to avoid chafing in sensitive areas by absorbing sweat and minimizing frictional skin discomfort



https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01LZAQWNM/


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: psi]
    #26402139 - 12/26/19 08:17 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Give them matching butt plugs and tell them how tough it is sharing the one they got you last year.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: koods] * 1
    #26402140 - 12/26/19 08:19 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

My sister sends me home made fudge and fruitcake every year. It is from my grandmother's recipe and it is delicious.

The first year my girlfriend thought it was a disgusting thing to send someone and then she tried one and I ended up having to hide them from her because she would have eaten them all.



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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: mycosis] * 2
    #26402161 - 12/26/19 08:48 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Fruitcake can be pretty bomb. Fudge too.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: psi]
    #26402220 - 12/26/19 09:53 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Turn it into a custom instrument, make youtube vids and make money then show them you made profit off of their crap. That would show them :awehigh:


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: psi]
    #26402338 - 12/27/19 12:47 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Fruitcake can be pretty bomb. Fudge too.




I get sick of fruit cake.  Dad used to order us one every xmas.  Sure was pretty.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Cosmic Eye]
    #26402710 - 12/27/19 08:56 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Have you revealed its actual purpose on this earth is yet?




It’s supposed to be a massager. The ball on the end is soft and according to the vague “made in China instructions’’ you beat yourself with it.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: lowbrow]
    #26402715 - 12/27/19 08:57 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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How nasty you want to get with this gift?




Middle of the road nasty lol


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov] * 1
    #26402738 - 12/27/19 09:12 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

How about a 10$ gift card for a movie theater that's about 500 miles out of range.

I worked for a company once that'd send us all a birthday giftcard for a theater that know one even knew existed, and it turned out to be like 2 hours away.  They usually ended up in the trash.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: 1234go]
    #26402806 - 12/27/19 10:14 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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How about a 10$ gift card for a movie theater that's about 500 miles out of range.

I worked for a company once that'd send us all a birthday giftcard for a theater that know one even knew existed, and it turned out to be like 2 hours away.  They usually ended up in the trash.




And play like it it’s sincere and ask them if they enjoyed their movie.
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov] * 1
    #26402935 - 12/27/19 11:44 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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How nasty you want to get with this gift?




Middle of the road nasty lol



A gift basket with bacon related products.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: psi]
    #26402995 - 12/27/19 12:49 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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It's a "golf ball massage hammer." When I was looking those up on Amazon, one "sponsored product related to this item" that came up was the "NO SWEAT BUNDLE! with Anti-Monkey Butt Powder 6 oz. and Fresh Balls Lotion 3.4 oz."




I wonder what lucky relative got the butt powder in their stockings.

OP. Your gift looks well used. Like the 'dimples' got no tread left on em!
Maybe your father in law used up the "butt powder" so had no further use of it other than to gift it on.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: lowbrow]
    #26404081 - 12/28/19 04:47 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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How nasty you want to get with this gift?




Middle of the road nasty lol



A gift basket with bacon related products.



Unless they are practicing and observant Jews it highly unlikely they keep kosher.



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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: koods]
    #26404402 - 12/28/19 10:02 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

:noargument:


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: koods] * 1
    #26404488 - 12/28/19 11:04 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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A gift basket with bacon related products.



Unless they are practicing and observant Jews it highly unlikely they keep kosher.






Probably would still come off as "I'm trying to offend you with this." I think the aim should be more to baffle them. Say an assortment of chicken and turkey bacon substitutes. It shows superficial and clueless consideration for dietary restrictions they may not even observe, and everyone knows it's a pale imitation of real bacon.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov] * 2
    #26404624 - 12/28/19 12:34 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

How about a yankee candle, or a loofah...


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #26404654 - 12/28/19 12:51 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Oh man you could get 2 specific kids gifts that taken in a certain context would probably cross a line so I should probably keep it to myself lol


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: 1234go]
    #26404816 - 12/28/19 02:26 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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How about a 10$ gift card for a movie theater that's about 500 miles out of range.

I worked for a company once that'd send us all a birthday giftcard for a theater that know one even knew existed, and it turned out to be like 2 hours away.  They usually ended up in the trash.




Fucking hilarious idea right here


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    #26405322 - 12/28/19 08:01 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Damn, I made a terrible typo in there.  *no...not "know"

But yeah, I think that'd be the best subtle snub.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: 1234go]
    #26405579 - 12/29/19 01:22 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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How about a 10$ gift card for a movie theater that's about 500 miles out of range.

I worked for a company once that'd send us all a birthday giftcard for a theater that know one even knew existed, and it turned out to be like 2 hours away.  They usually ended up in the trash.



You can sell them online or give them to poor people or regift. Fuckin lazy


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: koods]
    #26405695 - 12/29/19 05:07 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

I play with my Jewish ancestors a lot.  We go way back, before Egypt.  Having some original blood that I never gave.

I want this whole city and nation to go in on a lotto ticket.  That's how it works.

I'm a little worried Jerry would win the lotto.  Jerry the Marine.  Never did learn his last name.


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    #26405798 - 12/29/19 07:03 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Blow it out your ass, koods.


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    #26405799 - 12/29/19 07:05 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

..:booooom:


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    #26405916 - 12/29/19 08:37 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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I play with my Jewish ancestors a lot.  We go way back, before Egypt.  Having some original blood that I never gave.

I want this whole city and nation to go in on a lotto ticket.  That's how it works.

I'm a little worried Jerry would win the lotto.  Jerry the Marine.  Never did learn his last name.






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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26406040 - 12/29/19 10:05 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Oh man you could get 2 specific kids gifts that taken in a certain context would probably cross a line so I should probably keep it to myself lol



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