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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: 1234go]
    #26402806 - 12/27/19 10:14 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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1234go said:
How about a 10$ gift card for a movie theater that's about 500 miles out of range.

I worked for a company once that'd send us all a birthday giftcard for a theater that know one even knew existed, and it turned out to be like 2 hours away.  They usually ended up in the trash.




And play like it it’s sincere and ask them if they enjoyed their movie.
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov] * 1
    #26402935 - 12/27/19 11:44 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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How nasty you want to get with this gift?




Middle of the road nasty lol



A gift basket with bacon related products.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: psi]
    #26402995 - 12/27/19 12:49 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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It's a "golf ball massage hammer." When I was looking those up on Amazon, one "sponsored product related to this item" that came up was the "NO SWEAT BUNDLE! with Anti-Monkey Butt Powder 6 oz. and Fresh Balls Lotion 3.4 oz."




I wonder what lucky relative got the butt powder in their stockings.

OP. Your gift looks well used. Like the 'dimples' got no tread left on em!
Maybe your father in law used up the "butt powder" so had no further use of it other than to gift it on.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: lowbrow]
    #26404081 - 12/28/19 04:47 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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lowbrow said:
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Antigov said:
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lowbrow said:
How nasty you want to get with this gift?




Middle of the road nasty lol



A gift basket with bacon related products.



Unless they are practicing and observant Jews it highly unlikely they keep kosher.



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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: koods]
    #26404402 - 12/28/19 10:02 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

:noargument:


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: koods] * 1
    #26404488 - 12/28/19 11:04 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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A gift basket with bacon related products.



Unless they are practicing and observant Jews it highly unlikely they keep kosher.






Probably would still come off as "I'm trying to offend you with this." I think the aim should be more to baffle them. Say an assortment of chicken and turkey bacon substitutes. It shows superficial and clueless consideration for dietary restrictions they may not even observe, and everyone knows it's a pale imitation of real bacon.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov] * 2
    #26404624 - 12/28/19 12:34 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

How about a yankee candle, or a loofah...


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #26404654 - 12/28/19 12:51 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Oh man you could get 2 specific kids gifts that taken in a certain context would probably cross a line so I should probably keep it to myself lol


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: 1234go]
    #26404816 - 12/28/19 02:26 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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1234go said:
How about a 10$ gift card for a movie theater that's about 500 miles out of range.

I worked for a company once that'd send us all a birthday giftcard for a theater that know one even knew existed, and it turned out to be like 2 hours away.  They usually ended up in the trash.




Fucking hilarious idea right here


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Psilotyl]
    #26405322 - 12/28/19 08:01 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Damn, I made a terrible typo in there.  *no...not "know"

But yeah, I think that'd be the best subtle snub.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: 1234go]
    #26405579 - 12/29/19 01:22 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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1234go said:
How about a 10$ gift card for a movie theater that's about 500 miles out of range.

I worked for a company once that'd send us all a birthday giftcard for a theater that know one even knew existed, and it turned out to be like 2 hours away.  They usually ended up in the trash.



You can sell them online or give them to poor people or regift. Fuckin lazy


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: koods]
    #26405695 - 12/29/19 05:07 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

I play with my Jewish ancestors a lot.  We go way back, before Egypt.  Having some original blood that I never gave.

I want this whole city and nation to go in on a lotto ticket.  That's how it works.

I'm a little worried Jerry would win the lotto.  Jerry the Marine.  Never did learn his last name.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: koods]
    #26405798 - 12/29/19 07:03 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Blow it out your ass, koods.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: 1234go]
    #26405799 - 12/29/19 07:05 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

..:booooom:


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Morel Guy]
    #26405916 - 12/29/19 08:37 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Morel Guy said:
I play with my Jewish ancestors a lot.  We go way back, before Egypt.  Having some original blood that I never gave.

I want this whole city and nation to go in on a lotto ticket.  That's how it works.

I'm a little worried Jerry would win the lotto.  Jerry the Marine.  Never did learn his last name.






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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26406040 - 12/29/19 10:05 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Oh man you could get 2 specific kids gifts that taken in a certain context would probably cross a line so I should probably keep it to myself lol



Naaahhhh it's to late for that....spit it out.


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