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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov] 2
#26401631 - 12/26/19 01:49 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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myrealname said: Wrap it up and give it to them next christmas and say you thought it was so great you got them one too
Best idea yet!
Give them a fruitcake
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: koods] 1
#26401649 - 12/26/19 02:05 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah a fruitcake would be a good option to keep them guessing whether it's a gag gift or not.
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: psi]
#26401735 - 12/26/19 02:57 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said:
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Antigov said:
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myrealname said: Wrap it up and give it to them next christmas and say you thought it was so great you got them one too
Best idea yet!
Give them a fruitcake
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psi said: Yeah a fruitcake would be a good option to keep them guessing whether it's a gag gift or not.
Just gave the wife the fruit cake idea. She laughed her ass off. Nothing says “love” like a Christmas fruit cake.
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov] 4
#26401753 - 12/26/19 03:08 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Get them each a pair of Kleen Strides
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov] 2
#26401776 - 12/26/19 03:27 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Or one of those dumb hand exercise things.
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Niffla] 1
#26401777 - 12/26/19 03:29 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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The gift that keeps on giving.
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov] 2
#26401819 - 12/26/19 03:59 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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The OP really missed out on a great comment. I’m assuming you’re male, but when you first saw the gift you should have looked at your wife (their precious princess) and said “I can’t wait to lube this thing up and fuck the living shit out of you with it”. I guess there is always next year...
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: JizzMasterZero]
#26401937 - 12/26/19 05:56 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Most Jews could give two shits about Christmas. It’s just not engrained in our culture, not truly anyway. I have a strong suspicion they still may still be cheap as fuck though. I celebrate Christmas because of friends and other family who aren’t Jewish and wouldn’t give you or anyone some dollar store shitgift lolol
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Tulipslave] 2
#26401968 - 12/26/19 06:16 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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myrealname said: Wrap it up and give it to them next christmas and say you thought it was so great you got them one too
HFY!!!
Without a doubt, the long term passive aggressive ‘fuck you too, buddy’ is the way to go. I approve of this suggestion. Try and make it look used OP.
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Amanita86]
#26402022 - 12/26/19 06:48 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Have you revealed its actual purpose on this earth is yet?
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov]
#26402074 - 12/26/19 07:25 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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How nasty you want to get with this gift?
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Cosmic Eye]
#26402131 - 12/26/19 08:07 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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It's a "golf ball massage hammer." When I was looking those up on Amazon, one "sponsored product related to this item" that came up was the "NO SWEAT BUNDLE! with Anti-Monkey Butt Powder 6 oz. and Fresh Balls Lotion 3.4 oz."
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Includes: (1) Anti-Monkey Butt Powder 6 oz and (1) Fresh Balls Lotion 3.4 oz Fresh Balls Lotion keeps your man area fresh, dry and chafe-free. Applies as a soothing cream and dries as a cooling, silky non-talc powder. Fresh Balls: New 3.4 oz. travel size is Hypoallergenic and clinically tested | Aluminum-Free, Paraben-Free, and Talc-Free. Anti Monkey Butt Powder 6 oz. with Calamine helps to keep you dry and comfortable Acts as a sweat absorber and friction fighter to relieve chafing. Menthol-Free and specially formulated to avoid chafing in sensitive areas by absorbing sweat and minimizing frictional skin discomfort
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01LZAQWNM/
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: psi]
#26402139 - 12/26/19 08:17 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Give them matching butt plugs and tell them how tough it is sharing the one they got you last year.
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: koods] 1
#26402140 - 12/26/19 08:19 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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My sister sends me home made fudge and fruitcake every year. It is from my grandmother's recipe and it is delicious.
The first year my girlfriend thought it was a disgusting thing to send someone and then she tried one and I ended up having to hide them from her because she would have eaten them all.
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: mycosis] 2
#26402161 - 12/26/19 08:48 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Fruitcake can be pretty bomb. Fudge too.
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: psi]
#26402220 - 12/26/19 09:53 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Turn it into a custom instrument, make youtube vids and make money then show them you made profit off of their crap. That would show them
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: psi]
#26402338 - 12/27/19 12:47 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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psi said: Fruitcake can be pretty bomb. Fudge too.
I get sick of fruit cake. Dad used to order us one every xmas. Sure was pretty.
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Cosmic Eye]
#26402710 - 12/27/19 08:56 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Cosmic Eye said: Have you revealed its actual purpose on this earth is yet?
It’s supposed to be a massager. The ball on the end is soft and according to the vague “made in China instructions’’ you beat yourself with it.
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: lowbrow]
#26402715 - 12/27/19 08:57 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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lowbrow said: How nasty you want to get with this gift?
Middle of the road nasty lol
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov] 1
#26402738 - 12/27/19 09:12 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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How about a 10$ gift card for a movie theater that's about 500 miles out of range.
I worked for a company once that'd send us all a birthday giftcard for a theater that know one even knew existed, and it turned out to be like 2 hours away. They usually ended up in the trash.
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