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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: christopera] 3
#26400900 - 12/25/19 07:41 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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christopera said: Can you elaborate?
I was just trying to be positive
but who am I kidding it's a trash gift
OP got totally fucked
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Niffla] 1
#26400910 - 12/25/19 07:51 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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He could use it to beat the slave he's hiding in the pit in his basement. 2/2, that's a solid gift.
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov]
#26400912 - 12/25/19 07:52 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Funny thread
I too thought it was a sex toy
Koods comment was funny too.
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov]
#26400917 - 12/25/19 07:54 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Next time your in-laws show up, stick the handle up your butt and start smacking your in laws with it like it’s a tail. It’ll be really comical, everybody should get a good laugh out of it.
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: christopera]
#26400961 - 12/25/19 08:31 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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christopera said: He could use it to beat the slave he's hiding in the pit in his basement. 2/2, that's a solid gift.
Lol
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Hartford] 6
#26400970 - 12/25/19 08:46 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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It's the thought that counts, shove it up your ass while your smashing the old lady....take a pic and send it to them saying "works great! Merry Christmas"
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov]
#26400980 - 12/25/19 09:02 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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and what kind of gift did you buy for them?
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Niffla] 1
#26401081 - 12/26/19 12:32 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Niffla said: I think it's a gift with excellent potential.
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Near DyIan]
#26401084 - 12/26/19 12:34 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Near DyIan said: What'd you expect? They're Jewish, they don't celebrate Christmas 
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: PatrickKn] 2
#26401135 - 12/26/19 03:11 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Shitty inlaw behavior? CHECK!
Poor, thoughtless gift that despite OP probably not expecting jack shit, probably demonstrated more of these people's detachment from other people than it connects them? CHECK!
Jewish and not their holiday anyway? CHECK!
This one checks out as a bad holiday experience lol.
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov] 7
#26401157 - 12/26/19 03:53 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Wrap it up and give it to them next christmas and say you thought it was so great you got them one too
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: myrealname] 1
#26401357 - 12/26/19 09:12 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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I completely get where op is coming from, he got what amounted to a gag gift, or something with very little thought. Why give anything at all in circumstamce like that, theres definatley angles that can be attacted to things like that. That may have been their subtle way of saying fuck you, this is what we think of you. I think a gift like that isn't out of good intention, even if the scope was hurry on jusy grab him something and lets get out of here. The gesture would have always went better if it just wasn't at all. I would never buy something so meaningless or mistakeable as a sextoy unless it was a gag gift or I didn't like it that person.
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Grungeman17] 1
#26401373 - 12/26/19 09:33 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Grungeman17 said: I completely get where op is coming from, he got what amounted to a gag gift, or something with very little thought. Why give anything at all in circumstamce like that, theres definatley angles that can be attacted to things like that. That may have been their subtle way of saying fuck you, this is what we think of you. I think a gift like that isn't out of good intention, even if the scope was hurry on jusy grab him something and lets get out of here. The gesture would have always went better if it just wasn't at all. I would never buy something so meaningless or mistakeable as a sextoy unless it was a gag gift or I didn't like it that person.
That's a good point, it's even more insulting than no gift at all. So what is it, extreme cheapness or "their subtle way of saying fuck you"?
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Grungeman17] 2
#26401438 - 12/26/19 10:33 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah it's a definite "fuck you" gag gift. Probably in response to trying to get them to do anything Christmas related if I had to guess. And possibly also because they thought the OP expected something pricy because they're loaded.
I've noticed that some Jewish people in the West kind of recoil from anything associated with Christianity, no matter how loosely. Even though they live in a culture saturated with Christmas mythology they don't "get" what the experience is supposed to be about and don't particularly want to. "The Nightmare before Christmas" is supposed to be kind of an exploration of this.
The modern incarnation of Christmas really has fuck all to do with Jesus or some obscure saint though, it's largely a secular celebration of consumerism.
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: psi] 2
#26401449 - 12/26/19 10:43 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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12/25/19
The day OP got totally fucked by the in-laws
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: myrealname] 1
#26401451 - 12/26/19 10:44 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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myrealname said: Wrap it up and give it to them next christmas and say you thought it was so great you got them one too
Best idea yet!
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Niffla] 1
#26401453 - 12/26/19 10:45 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Niffla said: 12/25/19
The day OP got totally fucked by the in-laws

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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: psi]
#26401455 - 12/26/19 10:47 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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psi said: Yeah it's a definite "fuck you" gag gift. Probably in response to trying to get them to do anything Christmas related if I had to guess. And possibly also because they thought the OP expected something pricy because they're loaded.
I've noticed that some Jewish people in the West kind of recoil from anything associated with Christianity, no matter how loosely. Even though they live in a culture saturated with Christmas mythology they don't "get" what the experience is supposed to be about and don't particularly want to. "The Nightmare before Christmas" is supposed to be kind of an exploration of this.
The modern incarnation of Christmas really has fuck all to do with Jesus or some obscure saint though, it's largely a secular celebration of consumerism.
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: myrealname] 1
#26401470 - 12/26/19 11:02 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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myrealname said: Wrap it up and give it to them next christmas and say you thought it was so great you got them one too
HFY!!!
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Tulipslave]
#26401619 - 12/26/19 01:33 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Or some other inexpensive item that is similarly useless yet mysterious as to its intended use.
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