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This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. * 1
    #26400512 - 12/25/19 01:47 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

My loaded in-laws got me this for Christmas. From what I can gather from the illustrations it’s some sort of massager. My Christmas is complete.



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InvisibleHartford
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov]
    #26400531 - 12/25/19 02:16 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

You're lucky you...


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Hartford]
    #26400533 - 12/25/19 02:18 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Hartford said:
You're lucky you...




I know right?!
:tryingnottodie:


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov] * 3
    #26400540 - 12/25/19 02:30 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws.




It's more than you deserve.


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InvisibleAntigov
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #26400545 - 12/25/19 02:35 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Crazy_Horse said:
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This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws.




It's more than you deserve.




I bet they paid a whole dollar for it. They love me so much.


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InvisibleHartford
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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov]
    #26400577 - 12/25/19 03:11 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Go ahead and try it out


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov] * 12
    #26400584 - 12/25/19 03:36 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Put the ball in your butt and sproing the handle like a little kid with one of those spring doorstops.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #26400593 - 12/25/19 03:42 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Better yet: stick it in your butt, bury yourself 3 inch deep, so the golfball looks like its resting on the ground. Wait for golf-enthousiasts to show up for pleasure like you´ve never imagined!

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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov] * 3
    #26400616 - 12/25/19 04:01 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

You think rich people get rich by throwing money away?
That's what my boss said 40 years ago after I saw a lady bitching about meat prices. After she left the store owner said she had recently inherited 70 Million dollars ($150 M today) and she was a real estate hotshot in the high rent district with a lawyer husband... crying about lamb chop prices.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Duhrwood Stevens] * 1
    #26400647 - 12/25/19 04:35 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Well, you married into the family, what else did you expect?


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov]
    #26400676 - 12/25/19 04:45 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

I know I sound ungrateful, but the wife and I  went to their house on Christmas Eve while they were out of town. Decorated their house. She cooked stuff and I cooked an 8 pound sirloin. They came home from out of town today to a ready made Christmas and they bought me a weird cheap massage thingy and in my mother-in-law’s words, “we bought it in Chinatown.”  I hope everyone else is enjoying the rest of their Christmas. Ho ho ho muthafukas!


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov] * 2
    #26400729 - 12/25/19 05:27 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

But you and the wife are gunna get their money when they die. So who cares.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov] * 2
    #26400773 - 12/25/19 05:52 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

What'd you expect? They're Jewish, they don't celebrate Christmas :burke:


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Near DyIan]
    #26400779 - 12/25/19 05:54 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

They aren’t practicing Jews but you do have a point LOL


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
    #26400781 - 12/25/19 05:55 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Ahab McBathsalts said:
But you and the wife are gunna get their money when they die. So who cares.




True dat, and she’s the only child.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov]
    #26400815 - 12/25/19 06:21 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

So you're worried about a shitty massager today when you're gunna get a couple of mil in a couple decades. Big whoop.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov] * 5
    #26400872 - 12/25/19 07:15 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Antigov said:
They aren’t practicing Jews but you do have a point LOL




What do you mean they’re not practicing Jews, they got you a $3 back scratcher


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: koods] * 1
    #26400878 - 12/25/19 07:20 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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koods said:
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Antigov said:
They aren’t practicing Jews but you do have a point LOL




What do you mean they’re not practicing Jews, they got you a $3 back scratcher





:liottalol:


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Antigov]
    #26400883 - 12/25/19 07:28 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

I think it's a gift with excellent potential.


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Re: This is what I got for Christmas from my rich Jewish in-laws. [Re: Niffla]
    #26400897 - 12/25/19 07:38 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Can you elaborate?


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