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InvisibleNiffla
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    #26399215 - 12/24/19 02:02 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

FBI has confirmed reports that Kim Jong kidnapped Santa and his reindeer (whereabouts unknown) as they made their way over the skies of North Korea.

He was reportedly tortured and executed



One of the reasons being speculated as to why, Kim thinks that Santa ate all the cookies.



That's a recent CIA photo of Kim Jong allegedly asking one of his top aides if Santa did eat the cookies

More on this developing story later.


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Re: Christmas cancelled this year [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #26399236 - 12/24/19 02:18 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

good riddance


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Re: Christmas cancelled this year [Re: Niffla]
    #26399309 - 12/24/19 03:20 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Now here's a thing for you consider on this eve. I caught a mouse in a mousetrap in my kitchen cupboard. I left the poor fuckin thing there to see out it's death throws. When I went back an hour later the fecking thing was still struggling in this trap. I opened the trap out the front door rather than roll the body up it up in a sheet of newspaper that I would do normally, the feking thing scurried off somewhere.
I'll probably find the fekin thing back in the trap later. Oh well merry merries to one and all.


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Re: Christmas cancelled this year [Re: deucedbi9] * 1
    #26399505 - 12/24/19 05:55 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

I applaud this geezer


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Re: Christmas cancelled this year [Re: Niffla]
    #26399699 - 12/24/19 09:14 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

:obamafrown:


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InvisibleTulipslave
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Re: Christmas cancelled this year [Re: deucedbi9]
    #26399736 - 12/24/19 09:57 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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deucedbi9 said:
Now here's a thing for you consider on this eve. I caught a mouse in a mousetrap in my kitchen cupboard. I left the poor fuckin thing there to see out it's death throws. When I went back an hour later the fecking thing was still struggling in this trap. I opened the trap out the front door rather than roll the body up it up in a sheet of newspaper that I would do normally, the feking thing scurried off somewhere.
I'll probably find the fekin thing back in the trap later. Oh well merry merries to one and all.






dude, you shoulda just put it out of it's misery.  there's about 0.1% chance it will survive, and it's going to suffer in pain the rest of its short life.


unshroomy, brah


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Re: Christmas cancelled this year [Re: Tulipslave]
    #26400050 - 12/25/19 04:56 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

There ain't nothing "shroomy" about a mouse trap geezer. Full stop. They are horrid contraptions, but when you got mice shitting on all the canned foods you gotta to use em. That particular mouse shouda bought a lottery ticket as it is one lucky little mother fucker, I can only imagine it got caught by it's tail, so may survive. I just hope it been scared off coming through that particular entrance hole and fucks off somewhere else.

Merry merries


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Re: Christmas cancelled this year [Re: deucedbi9]
    #26400064 - 12/25/19 05:26 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

On a lighter note.
I cancelled Christmas some 30ish years ago after the BBC thought it would be a good idea to screen an episode of eastenders (a popular soap opera) where a main character would announce that he was HIV positive. A year in which my mother spent weeks nursing my dying brother to that disease.


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Re: Christmas cancelled this year [Re: deucedbi9] * 1
    #26400093 - 12/25/19 06:20 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Nevermind

Dennis Rodman negotiated Santa's release

Christmas back on

:racethread:


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InvisibleTulipslave
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Re: Christmas cancelled this year [Re: deucedbi9]
    #26400127 - 12/25/19 06:59 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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There ain't nothing "shroomy" about a mouse trap geezer.






i didn't say there was.  i've used them and the heavy duty black plastic reusable TomCat rat traps.  shit works great.  but letting a trapped one go is both cruel and stupid, cause it's just gonna come right back in if it doesn't die, suffering in pain.


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Re: Christmas cancelled this year [Re: Tulipslave]
    #26400142 - 12/25/19 07:33 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Both my cats are on point keeping the mice out.

Hit a pidgeon that was standing in the middle of the road last night. So much fog being driven to work and then..blam... Pidgeon everywhere.


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Re: Christmas cancelled this year [Re: Niffla]
    #26400357 - 12/25/19 10:58 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

North Korea is best Korea


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You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

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Re: Christmas cancelled this year [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26400411 - 12/25/19 11:57 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

A close one!

I thought the US was about to go to War with North Korea to save Santa and ultimately save Christmas!

Rudolph Team, we're going dark!


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Re: Christmas cancelled this year [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #26400521 - 12/25/19 01:59 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Rudolphs teams gone dark since roxeanne got on board. Dumb bitch. Fog? Fuckit drive this sleigh into a helicopter.


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Re: Christmas cancelled this year [Re: vandago] * 1
    #26400562 - 12/25/19 02:53 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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vandago said:
Rudolphs teams gone dark since roxeanne got on board. Dumb bitch. Fog? Fuckit drive this sleigh into a helicopter.






you don't have to put on the red light


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Re: Christmas cancelled this year [Re: Tulipslave]
    #26401068 - 12/25/19 11:59 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Their drummer is a friggin beast.

When we hit that pidgeon, I thought of the people on the roof tops. I thought of it possible carrying something. I thought it was probably lost in the fog, and really didn't anticipate landing on the road.

I thought about it all fucking night....while deer casually surrounded me.

I appreciate life the older I get, yet have much less urge to go out and live it.

Dinner with the dogs and cats was pretty tight.

We had chicken, potatoes, and bananas.


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Re: Christmas cancelled this year [Re: deucedbi9]
    #26401104 - 12/26/19 01:26 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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deucedbi9 said:
Now here's a thing for you consider on this eve. I caught a mouse in a mousetrap in my kitchen cupboard. I left the poor fuckin thing there to see out it's death throws. When I went back an hour later the fecking thing was still struggling in this trap. I opened the trap out the front door rather than roll the body up it up in a sheet of newspaper that I would do normally, the feking thing scurried off somewhere.
I'll probably find the fekin thing back in the trap later. Oh well merry merries to one and all.




I have some chloroform handy just for this type of thing. Soak a square of paper towel in it and cover with a small container. Mouse will be dead in five minutes.


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