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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
#26395198 - 12/22/19 08:51 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
#26395202 - 12/22/19 08:56 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Near Dylan said: Cant we just have one thread with a reference to a nation without everyone shitting all over that nation and pointing out all its obvious flaws?
I tried that once:
Things I love about America
And, surprise surprise, you wandered in there and started shitting all over England.
Oh the irony ND!!
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#26395236 - 12/22/19 09:27 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Near Dylan said: As opposed to eating fucking baked beans for breakfast like a brit.
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Near Dylan said: Brits literally eat all the shitty food that they were forced to eat during the rationing of WW1 and WW2 on some weird cultural nostalgia trip. Back then brits would eat beans for breakfast and be like "fuck this sucks dick". Now they eat beans for breakfast and they all love it. Fuckin humans, man.
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Near Dylan said: Fish and chips is also the shittest fish always, like cod and haddock. Ya'll only like that sea trash cuz you were raised to. You think I would like hotdogs if I wasn't American? Those things are weird. But I was practically forced to like them just by culture. Just like brits and their shitty fish and WW1 ration food.
Was this your idea of "shitting all over england"? Lol. I also eat beans and toast for breakfast, if that makes you any less offended. Obviously just having some goofs about food, my guy. Certainly wouldnt call that "shitting all over england", cmon lol. Hardly off-topic. Some guy insulted fried chicken and waffles, was I supposed to stay silent about it?
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#26395241 - 12/22/19 09:31 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: MorphinTime] 1
#26395245 - 12/22/19 09:35 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Confederacy of Steaks
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: MorphinTime] 1
#26395249 - 12/22/19 09:37 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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MorphinTime said: Confederacy of Steaks
Finally a good one. If only the founding fathers could see the future, and the cultural impact that steaks have on this great nation. They would think twice about leaving them out of the credits.
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
#26395258 - 12/22/19 09:43 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Near Dylan said: I knew some cringelord would come in to make as many random references to american injustices as possible.
Any other creative geniuses? Someone wanna come in with 'Trumpland' or 'Shittyhealthcare-ville'?
It's super woke and stuff to trash the US at every opportunity, so unfortunately any mere mention of this country's name is going to illicit the usual attacks.
If you're interested in discussing anything related to the United States that's outside the realm of America's faults then it's best to ignore and move right along past those inevitable USA bashing posts
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Niffla]
#26395262 - 12/22/19 09:46 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Foreign propaganda making foreigners mad at American propaganda to distract them from their own propaganda. Society is one big cycle of people trying to look smart and woke. Humans are so cringe, bruh
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
#26395265 - 12/22/19 09:47 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Our steak game is strong!
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: MorphinTime]
#26395271 - 12/22/19 09:49 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Why Bushido Empire lol. What are we, samurai?
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
#26395291 - 12/22/19 09:57 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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That would be cool!
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: MorphinTime]
#26395295 - 12/22/19 09:58 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Plastic barbie boobs
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Morel Guy]
#26395315 - 12/22/19 10:11 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Morel Guy]
#26395321 - 12/22/19 10:14 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: spirit_shadow]
#26395324 - 12/22/19 10:15 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
#26395329 - 12/22/19 10:16 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Faithful mothballs
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
#26395367 - 12/22/19 10:33 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: MorphinTime]
#26395373 - 12/22/19 10:35 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
#26395414 - 12/22/19 11:00 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Near Dylan said: Foreign propaganda making foreigners mad at American propaganda to distract them from their own propaganda.
That would be this:
However I think this quote from South Park more accurately portrays the issue at hand:
Kyle: Alright I've had just about enough of this. They told us in school, and on TV, that most people in Afghanistan and Pakistan like America.
Afghan kid: And you believe it? It is not just the Taliban that hates America, over a third of the world hates America.
Stan: But why? Why does a third of the world hate us?
Afghan kid: Because you don't realise that a third of the world hates you!
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 3
#26395418 - 12/22/19 11:03 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Did u just use satire from south park and a propaganda doc as the central pieces of evidence in your argument.... Idek what youe trying to argue here, man. Morel guy was off-topic and posted basic ass cringe rhetoric then ranted at a strawman unprovoked. Period. Undebatable. What are you trying to convince me of?
Fuckin brits, am I right guys? Stop trying to colonize my thread.
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