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RJ Tubs 202


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fake dope
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Buying fake dope sucks, right?
The first time I bought fake dope was in the 80's when I bought a bag of weed in a dark alley from a guy in San Francisco. It ended up to be some kind of cooking herb glued to a stick. I bought some meth once that I believe was powered corn meal (was a yellowish powder). And what was sold to me as crack once was a piece of macadamia nut. There's nothing worse than getting home from a score and realizing you've been had. The excitement turns to rage and panic, LOL.
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SporeJunkie
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Yeah its happened to me a couple times. I think the worst is when me and 2 friends bought a 10 strip. We each took 3 planning to trip balls. Needless to say it was a huge let down. Nothing sucks worse than getting that anxious feeling waiting to wug out just for nothing to happen at all.
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RJ Tubs 202


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That reminds me when I bought some blotter acid in Berkeley and me and a friend went into the hills and waited and waited to trip. And nothing happened. Yeah, what a huge let down.
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Near Dylan
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I once got 10 advil from a scary black guy selling it as percs. I shit you not, I text him about it blowing up on him. He goes 'my bad, I will pay you back.' Offers to meet me at same place, my dumbass 15 year old self actually goes. And what do you kno, he fucking gives me my $90 back to me. No bullshit. Literally paid me back in full, said he didnt kno they were fake, apologized, drove off in his caddy.
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Burke Dennings
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I’ve been had a couple times, definitely sucks. But my favorite story isn’t about something that happened to me. A long time ago, I had a friend that I used to party with, and one day he showed me a few counterfeit hundred dollar bills. They weren’t great counterfeits, but I’ve seen worse. They wouldn’t stand up to any real scrutiny, but if someone was to just glance at it real quick, they might not realize it wasn’t real money.
Knowing that, my friend’s plan was to hit the block to buy some coke. There, the guys selling on the street would commonly not even look at the money, you’d just slip it to them discreetly and they’d pocket it, assuming you weren’t trying anything dumb. But I told this guy that it was still real risky, because if they did decide to take two seconds to look at this money they’d see it was fake and he’d probably catch a serious beating. But I guess he found the risk acceptable because off he went.
Went I next saw him like a day or two later, I asked how it went. He told me that the handoff went fine, he got the product and drove off. He did a line in the car on the way home... only to learn he’d bought fake coke. Not even drugs, just some inert powder. I thought that was real just- fake money for fake coke. Just two idiot strangers ripping each other off in the street.
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There has been a real problem in states that are completely illegal on cannabis where cbd flower or weed that other wise holds all the presentory attributes of some potent bud turns out to have no buzz at all. I have had all differnt kinds that didnt get me high at all, like major let down people callin me back up like hey man is something up with this or is it me? Type stuff. Really infuriating.
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ichugwindex
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When I was like 19 I bought a book surrounded by /wrapped in oregano. One time I got fake meth.
It really is the fucking worst. Dumbasses see that fast money and they just dont see that repeat business is where its at.
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spirit_shadow
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Quote:
Burke Dennings said: I’ve been had a couple times, definitely sucks. But my favorite story isn’t about something that happened to me. A long time ago, I had a friend that I used to party with, and one day he showed me a few counterfeit hundred dollar bills. They weren’t great counterfeits, but I’ve seen worse. They wouldn’t stand up to any real scrutiny, but if someone was to just glance at it real quick, they might not realize it wasn’t real money.
Knowing that, my friend’s plan was to hit the block to buy some coke. There, the guys selling on the street would commonly not even look at the money, you’d just slip it to them discreetly and they’d pocket it, assuming you weren’t trying anything dumb. But I told this guy that it was still real risky, because if they did decide to take two seconds to look at this money they’d see it was fake and he’d probably catch a serious beating. But I guess he found the risk acceptable because off he went.
Went I next saw him like a day or two later, I asked how it went. He told me that the handoff went fine, he got the product and drove off. He did a line in the car on the way home... only to learn he’d bought fake coke. Not even drugs, just some inert powder. I thought that was real just- fake money for fake coke. Just two idiot strangers ripping each other off in the street.
Hahaha! Im pretty sure that is the funniest thing I have heard in a minute lmao
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Edited by spirit_shadow (12/22/19 12:01 PM)
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TheFakeSunRa
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Near Dylan said: I once got 10 advil from a scary black guy selling it as percs. I shit you not, I text him about it blowing up on him. He goes 'my bad, I will pay you back.' Offers to meet me at same place, my dumbass 15 year old self actually goes. And what do you kno, he fucking gives me my $90 back to me. No bullshit. Literally paid me back in full, said he didnt kno they were fake, apologized, drove off in his caddy.
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