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Near Dylan
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Alternate Names for the United States of America
#26395064 - 12/22/19 07:15 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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If you were a founding father and were tasked with naming the new country, what would you have called it?
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
#26395067 - 12/22/19 07:18 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Examples: Republic of the New World Free Union Terranova
Shit like that
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan] 1
#26395071 - 12/22/19 07:23 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Genocide for free land.
Land of the stupid, home of the coward
Abuse of power
Wasp paradise
Inventors of lobotomy and the atom bomb
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Morel Guy] 6
#26395090 - 12/22/19 07:41 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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I knew some cringelord would come in to make as many random references to american injustices as possible.
Any other creative geniuses? Someone wanna come in with 'Trumpland' or 'Shittyhealthcare-ville'?
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan] 1
#26395097 - 12/22/19 07:47 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Land of the elite civilian murdering death squads?
The most racist nation in the world?
On par with Nazis?
Oasis of murdering 12 year olds with a toy is a "good kill"?
The first nation to lock someone up for life over a plant?
First nation to criminalize a mushroom to target the anti war left?
A people that claim to know God, yet worship money and war?
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Morel Guy] 3
#26395103 - 12/22/19 07:54 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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I can give you a number for a therapist, if that's what youre trying to get at here. Shes pretty good, you can vent at her all you want
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
#26395110 - 12/22/19 07:57 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Land that ignore it's troubles that are not part of the media's narrative hype?
Is your therapist fuckable? Shows some titty perhaps?
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Morel Guy] 2
#26395114 - 12/22/19 07:59 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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No but she should be able to deal with that social disorder youre suffering from
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan] 1
#26395122 - 12/22/19 08:05 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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You are just brainwashed. You can't handle reality so you come up with patriotic slogans to ignore the real hard cold facts.
Diagnosis too much fox news.
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Morel Guy] 3
#26395127 - 12/22/19 08:09 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Trust me kid, I hate america as much as the next dumb hippie but this thread isnt for you to vent out whatever childish, generic anti-america cliches come to the top of your head, it was just to have a little thing with etymology and nation naming, I think its fun and interesting. Why do you have to be such a buzzkill weirdo? Go to the political section if you wanna cry about the same shit everyones already been complaining about the past 3 centuries.
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan] 1
#26395128 - 12/22/19 08:11 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Bat Country
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan] 1
#26395130 - 12/22/19 08:12 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Near Dylan said: No but she should be able to deal with that social disorder youre suffering from
Because you are obviously brainwashed. That qoute of what you said is called gas lighting. The soviets and Nazi's both used psychiatry as a means to enforce political power.
But it takes someone real smart to notice that.
Maybe you'd rather America remain as bad as China. We just pretend there's justice.
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Morel Guy]
#26395132 - 12/22/19 08:13 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Morel Guy] 2
#26395133 - 12/22/19 08:13 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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You really are impossible to talk to, huh. Ima just let you have whatever conversation you're having with yourself in peace, clearly I have no role in it.
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan] 2
#26395137 - 12/22/19 08:15 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'd name it Love, the flag would be a heart
Nothing can fix what was done in the past, but maybe having the word Love in your mind every time you felt like starting a war or oppressing some people could give way to a slight reminder or pause that there's another way.
that's probably the hippiest thing I've ever written
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
#26395141 - 12/22/19 08:16 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hillbilly paradise
Methtopia
Crackistan
Kool aids ville
Virgin cumdumpster
United states of cooperate bailouts
The 100 million dollar death machines
The billion dollar holocaust boomer
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan] 3
#26395154 - 12/22/19 08:27 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Near Dylan said: Trust me kid, I hate america as much as the next dumb hippie but this thread isnt for you to vent out whatever childish, generic anti-america cliches come to the top of your head, it was just to have a little thing with etymology and nation naming, I think its fun and interesting.
Right because you always make sure that you stick to and follow an OP's desire for their thread don't you ND? I've definitely not never seen you go into someones thread before and be belligerent, you little ray of sunshine you. Oooh I could just bask in your warming glow right now.
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#26395163 - 12/22/19 08:31 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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I only go off-topic when others do. I stopped initiating it after you banned me 400 times for benignly going off-topic in your threads, while you do the same to others.
Please no inter-forum drama JSB, I will blow the whistle.
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan] 1
#26395176 - 12/22/19 08:39 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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A nation is only so great as it gives you power. There are many powerful people that protect the system that gives them power. But the weakest Americans are brainwashed into thinking just being allowed to exist as poor powerless entities is part of the power.
Hive mind couldn't be a dumber social power. No matter what nation, it's the same game. No matter the stated system of Government, it is very similiar is means and product.
Why? Because it is animal nature to do that.
Mostly I don't mind but sometimes it's difficult to shake bad dreams. Oddly there is no medical diagnosis for being anti establishment. It's not anti social, police are more anti social than someone anti the way it really is. Anti social people go around abusing people and animals for power.
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Morel Guy]
#26395190 - 12/22/19 08:48 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Start your own thread where you can vent everything that everyone else already got off their chest in their rebellious years of early high school, why do you gotta pollute my world with your basic ass teenager philosophy, man? Cant we just have one thread with a reference to a nation without everyone shitting all over that nation and pointing out all its obvious flaws? I get it man, governments suck, human nature has been bastardized, American values are a lie, our identity is based on propaganda. Wow what a fucking revelation, huh? Go to a comment section of a Ben Shapiro video and go cry in there about it, Mr Rebel, I dont really see why you gotta do it to me. I have no desire to step into the shoes of whatever flag-waving strawman you feel like getting angry at today.
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