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Alternate Names for the United States of America
    #26395064 - 12/22/19 07:15 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

If you were a founding father and were tasked with naming the new country, what would you have called it?


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26395067 - 12/22/19 07:18 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Examples:
Republic of the New World
Free Union
Terranova

Shit like that


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan] * 1
    #26395071 - 12/22/19 07:23 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Genocide for free land.

Land of the stupid, home of the coward

Abuse of power

Wasp paradise

Inventors of lobotomy and the atom bomb


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Morel Guy] * 6
    #26395090 - 12/22/19 07:41 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

I knew some cringelord would come in to make as many random references to american injustices as possible.

Any other creative geniuses? Someone wanna come in with 'Trumpland' or 'Shittyhealthcare-ville'?


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan] * 1
    #26395097 - 12/22/19 07:47 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Land of the elite civilian murdering death squads?

The most racist nation in the world?

On par with Nazis?

Oasis of murdering 12 year olds with a toy is a "good kill"?

The first nation to lock someone up for life over a plant?

First nation to criminalize a mushroom to target the anti war left?

A people that claim to know God, yet worship money and war?


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Morel Guy] * 3
    #26395103 - 12/22/19 07:54 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

I can give you a number for a therapist, if that's what youre trying to get at here. Shes pretty good, you can vent at her all you want


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26395110 - 12/22/19 07:57 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Land that ignore it's troubles that are not part of the media's narrative hype?

Is your therapist fuckable?  Shows some titty perhaps?


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Morel Guy] * 2
    #26395114 - 12/22/19 07:59 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

No but she should be able to deal with that social disorder youre suffering from


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan] * 1
    #26395122 - 12/22/19 08:05 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

You are just brainwashed.  You can't handle reality so you come up with patriotic slogans to ignore the real hard cold facts.

Diagnosis too much fox news.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Morel Guy] * 3
    #26395127 - 12/22/19 08:09 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Trust me kid, I hate america as much as the next dumb hippie but this thread isnt for you to vent out whatever childish, generic anti-america cliches come to the top of your head, it was just to have a little thing with etymology and nation naming, I think its fun and interesting. Why do you have to be such a buzzkill weirdo?  Go to the political section if you wanna cry about the same shit everyones already been complaining about the past 3 centuries.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan] * 1
    #26395128 - 12/22/19 08:11 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Bat Country


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan] * 1
    #26395130 - 12/22/19 08:12 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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No but she should be able to deal with that social disorder youre suffering from





Because you are obviously brainwashed.  That qoute of what you said is called gas lighting.  The soviets and Nazi's both used psychiatry as a means to enforce political power.

But it takes someone real smart to notice that.

Maybe you'd rather America remain as bad as China.  We just pretend there's justice.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Morel Guy]
    #26395132 - 12/22/19 08:13 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Morel Guy] * 2
    #26395133 - 12/22/19 08:13 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

You really are impossible to talk to, huh. Ima just let you have whatever conversation you're having with yourself in peace, clearly I have no role in it.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan] * 2
    #26395137 - 12/22/19 08:15 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

I'd name it Love, the flag would be a heart

Nothing can fix what was done in the past, but maybe having the word Love in your mind every time you felt like starting a war or oppressing some people could give way to a slight reminder or pause that there's another way.

that's probably the hippiest thing I've ever written

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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26395141 - 12/22/19 08:16 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Hillbilly paradise

Methtopia

Crackistan

Kool aids ville

Virgin cumdumpster

United states of cooperate bailouts

The 100 million dollar death machines

The billion dollar holocaust boomer


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan] * 3
    #26395154 - 12/22/19 08:27 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Trust me kid, I hate america as much as the next dumb hippie but this thread isnt for you to vent out whatever childish, generic anti-america cliches come to the top of your head, it was just to have a little thing with etymology and nation naming, I think its fun and interesting.



Right because you always make sure that you stick to and follow an OP's desire for their thread don't you ND? I've definitely not never seen you go into someones thread before and be belligerent, you little ray of sunshine you. Oooh I could just bask in your warming glow right now.

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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26395163 - 12/22/19 08:31 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

I only go off-topic when others do. I stopped initiating it after you banned me 400 times for benignly going off-topic in your threads, while you do the same to others.

Please no inter-forum drama JSB, I will blow the whistle.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan] * 1
    #26395176 - 12/22/19 08:39 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

A nation is only so great as it gives you power.  There are many powerful people that protect the system that gives them power.  But the weakest Americans are brainwashed into thinking just being allowed to exist as poor powerless entities is part of the power.

Hive mind couldn't be a dumber social power.  No matter what nation, it's the same game.  No matter the stated system of Government, it is very similiar is means and product.

Why?  Because it is animal nature to do that.

Mostly I don't mind but sometimes it's difficult to shake bad dreams.  Oddly there is no medical diagnosis for being anti establishment.  It's not anti social, police are more anti social than someone anti the way it really is.  Anti social people go around abusing people and animals for power.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Morel Guy]
    #26395190 - 12/22/19 08:48 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Start your own thread where you can vent everything that everyone else already got off their chest in their rebellious years of early high school, why do you gotta pollute my world with your basic ass teenager philosophy, man? Cant we just have one thread with a reference to a nation without everyone shitting all over that nation and pointing out all its obvious flaws? I get it man, governments suck, human nature has been bastardized, American values are a lie, our identity is based on propaganda. Wow what a fucking revelation, huh? Go to a comment section of a Ben Shapiro video and go cry in there about it, Mr Rebel, I dont really see why you gotta do it to me. I have no desire to step into the shoes of whatever flag-waving strawman you feel like getting angry at today.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26395198 - 12/22/19 08:51 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

:stupid:


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26395202 - 12/22/19 08:56 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Cant we just have one thread with a reference to a nation without everyone shitting all over that nation and pointing out all its obvious flaws?



I tried that once:

Things I love about America

And, surprise surprise, you wandered in there and started shitting all over England.

Oh the irony ND!!


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26395236 - 12/22/19 09:27 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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As opposed to eating fucking baked beans for breakfast like a brit.



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Brits literally eat all the shitty food that they were forced to eat during the rationing of WW1 and WW2 on some weird cultural nostalgia trip. Back then brits would eat beans for breakfast and be like "fuck this sucks dick". Now they eat beans for breakfast and they all love it. Fuckin humans, man.



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Fish and chips is also the shittest fish always, like cod and haddock. Ya'll only like that sea trash cuz you were raised to. You think I would like hotdogs if I wasn't American? Those things are weird. But I was practically forced to like them just by culture. Just like brits and their shitty fish and WW1 ration food.




Was this your idea of "shitting all over england"? Lol. I also eat beans and toast for breakfast, if that makes you any less offended. Obviously just having some goofs about food, my guy. Certainly wouldnt call that "shitting all over england", cmon lol. Hardly off-topic. Some guy insulted fried chicken and waffles, was I supposed to stay silent about it?

Any more yoga stretches you wanna try?  or are you gonna ignore this post and then hide thread so you dont have to respond anymore


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26395241 - 12/22/19 09:31 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: MorphinTime] * 1
    #26395245 - 12/22/19 09:35 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Confederacy of Steaks


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: MorphinTime] * 1
    #26395249 - 12/22/19 09:37 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Confederacy of Steaks



Finally a good one. If only the founding fathers could see the future, and the cultural impact that steaks have on this great nation. They would think twice about leaving them out of the credits.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26395258 - 12/22/19 09:43 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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I knew some cringelord would come in to make as many random references to american injustices as possible.

Any other creative geniuses? Someone wanna come in with 'Trumpland' or 'Shittyhealthcare-ville'?




It's super woke and stuff to trash the US at every opportunity, so unfortunately any mere mention of this country's name is going to illicit the usual attacks.

If you're interested in discussing anything related to the United States that's outside the realm of America's faults then it's best to ignore and move right along past those inevitable USA bashing posts


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Niffla]
    #26395262 - 12/22/19 09:46 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Foreign propaganda making foreigners mad at American propaganda to distract them from their own propaganda. Society is one big cycle of people trying to look smart and woke. Humans are so cringe, bruh


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26395265 - 12/22/19 09:47 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Our steak game is strong!


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: MorphinTime]
    #26395271 - 12/22/19 09:49 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Why Bushido Empire lol. What are we, samurai?


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26395291 - 12/22/19 09:57 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

That would be cool!


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    #26395295 - 12/22/19 09:58 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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    #26395315 - 12/22/19 10:11 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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    #26395321 - 12/22/19 10:14 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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    #26395324 - 12/22/19 10:15 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26395329 - 12/22/19 10:16 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26395367 - 12/22/19 10:33 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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    #26395373 - 12/22/19 10:35 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26395414 - 12/22/19 11:00 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Foreign propaganda making foreigners mad at American propaganda to distract them from their own propaganda.



That would be this:



However I think this quote from South Park more accurately portrays the issue at hand:

Kyle: Alright I've had just about enough of this. They told us in school, and on TV, that most people in Afghanistan and Pakistan like America.

Afghan kid: And you believe it? It is not just the Taliban that hates America, over a third of the world hates America.

Stan: But why? Why does a third of the world hate us?

Afghan kid: Because you don't realise that a third of the world hates you!


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    #26395418 - 12/22/19 11:03 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Did u just use satire from south park and a propaganda doc as the central pieces of evidence in your argument.... Idek what youe trying to argue here, man. Morel guy was off-topic and posted basic ass cringe rhetoric then ranted at a strawman unprovoked. Period. Undebatable. What are you trying to convince me of?

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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26395436 - 12/22/19 11:18 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

I'm not trying to argue anything. I'm having fun.


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    #26395444 - 12/22/19 11:25 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Youre talking to yourself about random shit like morel. Do it your journals, dawg


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26395470 - 12/22/19 11:40 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

You started a thread and completely didn't see it coming :ruggedwink:


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    #26395484 - 12/22/19 11:47 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

I saw it coming just didnt expect it to immediately derail the thread from the get-go then have the derailing get egged on by a bored mod who took one too many 'micro-doses' today. If anything I expected Logical chaos to come in and do some random ass shit like lock the thread and put it in my journal for no reason just to use his mod powers, like all my other gag-ordered threads


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    #26395781 - 12/22/19 03:11 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Divided States of America.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Patlal]
    #26396697 - 12/23/19 02:18 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

The United States Corporation


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    #26396699 - 12/23/19 02:19 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Taxland.


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    #26396700 - 12/23/19 02:21 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Austalians pay way more taxes than Americans


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26396701 - 12/23/19 02:21 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

That doesn’t make it ok.


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    #26396703 - 12/23/19 02:24 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Well it makes it weird to call it Taxland when the US pays pretty minimal taxes. Hence the minimal services.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26396705 - 12/23/19 02:29 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

File a support ticket..


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    #26396709 - 12/23/19 02:35 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Youre worse than Morel Guy! :crankey: the coward mods wont do anything


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26396739 - 12/23/19 03:37 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

You’re just mad because you know I’m right..


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan] * 1
    #26396959 - 12/23/19 08:21 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Imaging making a thread with a title like "Alternate Names for the United States of America" and then flipping out about "derailing" every time someone thinks up some funny alternate names. The mods are not here to police your narrow preference of alternate names.


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    #26397002 - 12/23/19 08:45 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Idk if you missed it, but the derailing wasnt the cringe names, it was the cringe political rants that followed, and getting mad at me cuz he thinks im a brainwashed fox news lover, or whatever the fuck he was going on about out of nowhere. Like I said, I expected insulting names, was half the point, ya kno. I didnt expect someone to take up pages rambling at themselves about random shit.

Obviously I was joking about the mods. Ive been banned way too many times for absolute bullshit to ever genuinely suggest a ban lol. Guy was just being a weirdo.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan] * 1
    #26397124 - 12/23/19 10:16 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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If you were a founding father and were tasked with naming the new country, what would you have called it?





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    #26397171 - 12/23/19 10:44 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

New Britania.


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    #26397176 - 12/23/19 10:46 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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    #26397191 - 12/23/19 10:53 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

The Morel states of America


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26397208 - 12/23/19 11:02 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Sorry for having a personal opinion.  I realize how much nobody enjoys other peoples opinions.

What were we supposed to say?  The great land of mcdonalds?

Walmart nation?

I cannot stoop low enough to be 'cool' with renaming a land.


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    #26397212 - 12/23/19 11:07 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

You sperged the fuck out.


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    #26397220 - 12/23/19 11:12 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: lowbrow]
    #26397225 - 12/23/19 11:13 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

LOL:

sperg out
To reveal the depth of a nerdy, trivia-centered hobby or obsession in an emotional way. This includes debating with other nerds about tiny minutiae and becoming agitated in the process. Most internet forums and wikis could not survive without people sperging out all over the place.

'Sperg' comes from Asperger's Syndome, an autism-spectrum disorder that can manifest itself in obsessive behaviour, and which is commonly self-diagnosed by spergin' nerds who can't otherwise explain away their broken personalities.

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    #26397231 - 12/23/19 11:16 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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    #26397254 - 12/23/19 11:30 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Why am I being shown this


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26397264 - 12/23/19 11:35 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Morel Guy has really lost his marbles the past couple years




If you are going to insult me, do it directly to me.  You just don't enjoy my marbles.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26397270 - 12/23/19 11:40 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Idk if you missed it, but the derailing wasnt the cringe names, it was the cringe political rants that followed, and getting mad at me cuz he thinks im a brainwashed fox news lover, or whatever the fuck he was going on about out of nowhere. Like I said, I expected insulting names, was half the point, ya kno. I didnt expect someone to take up pages rambling at themselves about random shit.

Obviously I was joking about the mods. Ive been banned way too many times for absolute bullshit to ever genuinely suggest a ban lol. Guy was just being a weirdo.





You did also say something about people shitting all over a nation whenever there is a thread like this. So yeah I thought you were referencing disparaging names for the US when you said that.


But if you are not trying to censor negative names people come up with then carry on. Limiting it to just wholesome shite would of course be ridiculous. With Morel's posts I have been known to just skip over them if they don't interest me early on.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26397273 - 12/23/19 11:43 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Why am I being shown this



Because you really are the most incredible hypocrite, and I fancied saying so in a different medium from that which I would usually use.


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    #26397275 - 12/23/19 11:44 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Did you honestly think that was serious....

Stop microdosing, dude...


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: psi]
    #26397278 - 12/23/19 11:46 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Saying funny insulting names isnt shitting all over a nation but if you just spam a bunch of obviously spiteful shit all seriously it's just cringe and hella bummer. But like I said it wasnt really derailing until I got on him for it and inadvertently reeled out his political rants, so I guess some blame goes on my shoulders, sure.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26397281 - 12/23/19 11:48 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Did you honestly think I'm basing my observations on a single occurrence with you? How many years is it I've known you now.. how many interactions..

Although I guess microdosing once last week means my memory is null and void?

Dude!


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    #26397284 - 12/23/19 11:49 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Well what are you bringing it up out of nowhere for? Get outta here dude, youre bein hella weird.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26397299 - 12/23/19 11:58 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Morel Guy has really lost his marbles the past couple years





that's an understatement! :lol:


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Tulipslave]
    #26397301 - 12/23/19 12:00 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Morels marbles :cookiemonster:


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan] * 1
    #26397335 - 12/23/19 12:15 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

The modern way of failing to understand someones point and purpose is to call it a rant.  Invalidating someones opinion does not address anything.

America isn't going to have some new psychedelic logo.  It's a nation of hysteria and people who are content enough to not be involved.  Hysteria changes things far more than indifference.

I don't worship the state.  I reject those that do.


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    #26397365 - 12/23/19 12:31 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

No idea what youre on about


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    #26397369 - 12/23/19 12:33 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Maybe you lack skills to understand people.  I think it is more likely you simply refuse to.  Probably why you think America is so great.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Morel Guy]
    #26397378 - 12/23/19 12:38 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Well what are you bringing it up out of nowhere for? Get outta here dude, youre bein hella weird.



No I think I'll stick around thanks.

I'm not surprised you couldn't pick up on your own blatant hypocrisy; it would've required you to actually have some self-awareness.

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    #26397383 - 12/23/19 12:42 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

....which is why im leaving this shit hole. :salute:

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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #26397386 - 12/23/19 12:43 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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    #26397392 - 12/23/19 12:45 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

You realize you are going off on someone who has railed against America as much as every other wannabe woke shmuck on this site? You're wasting your breath, dude, Ive been telling you this for pages. Youre yelling at a strawman. You're out your damn mind.


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    #26397399 - 12/23/19 12:47 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

It absolutely does. However it is of an order of magnitude greater here than I have ever seen it anywhere else in the developed world.


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It absolutely does. However it is of an order of magnitude greater here than I have ever seen it anywhere else in the developed world.






that i can't debate, as i've never left this godforsaken country.


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    #26397428 - 12/23/19 01:04 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

You should try it sometime, it's bloody eye-opening out there.

I'm planning on hitting Jamaica in February and doing a South America roadtrip in September.

I got the bug.


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    #26397466 - 12/23/19 01:23 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Quote:

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Morel Guy has really lost his marbles the past couple years












Lol, all you do is post insults.  You post zero content worth anything at all.  Having no thought worth anything I guess you are blonde.

You seem to have princess syndrome.  Daddy's special girl.


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    #26397485 - 12/23/19 01:29 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Verb
sperg (third-person singular simple present spergs, present participle sperging, simple past and past participle sperged)

(slang, derogatory, intransitive) To ramble in excessive detail, as someone with Asperger's syndrome would stereotypically do.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26397509 - 12/23/19 01:35 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Maybe your both daddy's gift to the world

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    #26397553 - 12/23/19 01:53 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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You did also say something about people shitting all over a nation whenever there is a thread like this. So yeah I thought you were referencing disparaging names for the US when you said that.


But if you are not trying to censor negative names people come up with then carry on. Limiting it to just wholesome shite would of course be ridiculous. With Morel's posts I have been known to just skip over them if they don't interest me early on.


If he kept the topic open, that might be the case, but the thought experiment involves this phrase....


Quote:

If you were a founding father and were tasked with naming the new country, what would you have called it?





Why would a founding father give a disparaging name to his newfound country?

Morel, by default, derailed the thread(this was expected, though).  However he kept derailing it and got support from outside forces.


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    #26397562 - 12/23/19 01:58 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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You should try it sometime, it's bloody eye-opening out there.

I'm planning on hitting Jamaica in February and doing a South America roadtrip in September.

I got the bug.






i don't need my eyes opened.  i'm fairly well aware of the ways of the world and all the various people in it.  i've spent lots of time with all kinds of people from all around the globe. 

considering i don't partake much in Western "culture", i'm not aching to get out and experience other cultures.  i have a nice, warm rut i've worn.  now if only i had a man-sized turtle shell to hide away from everyone in....


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    #26397564 - 12/23/19 01:58 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

I think anyone that starts a thread in the social forums and feels they have any dominion over where that thread goes (providing it stays within the boundaries as defined by rules and manners) has a fundamental misunderstanding of the psychology of message boards, of humans, and very probably; of life itself.

It's like giving birth to a child and then expecting to always have complete power over said child.

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    #26397663 - 12/23/19 02:50 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Alternate names for this thread:

Spergistan
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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #26397695 - 12/23/19 03:05 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Alternate names for this thread:


Morel’s Mad Manic Marbleless Musings





I like that one. 

But if it was a great country we wouldn't have to enforce it.  It'd take a whole new appraoch or we are going to destroy ourselves.

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    #26397715 - 12/23/19 03:12 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Quote:

psi said:



You did also say something about people shitting all over a nation whenever there is a thread like this. So yeah I thought you were referencing disparaging names for the US when you said that.


But if you are not trying to censor negative names people come up with then carry on. Limiting it to just wholesome shite would of course be ridiculous. With Morel's posts I have been known to just skip over them if they don't interest me early on.


If he kept the topic open, that might be the case, but the thought experiment involves this phrase....


Quote:

If you were a founding father and were tasked with naming the new country, what would you have called it?





Why would a founding father give a disparaging name to his newfound country?

Morel, by default, derailed the thread(this was expected, though).  However he kept derailing it and got support from outside forces.





Maybe the thought experiment wasn't that great. I propose that the "Alternate Names for the United States of America" thread would be dead in the water if everything had to adhere to the thought experiment. If any name is fair game then it has some potential life in it.



I think it's a good thing that mods here don't go overboard trying to curate threads so that they are only about the narrow thing the OP wanted to talk about.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #26397824 - 12/23/19 04:05 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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I think anyone that starts a thread in the social forums and feels they have any dominion over where that thread goes (providing it stays within the boundaries as defined by rules and manners) has a fundamental misunderstanding of the psychology of message boards, of humans, and very probably; of life itself.

It's like giving birth to a child and then expecting to always have complete power over said child.

It just doesn't work that way.



One or two posts, sure.  But when morel made every post a derailment, whether the op has done the same or not, the thread ettiquite is being compromised.  Technically it’s called spamming.  It’s against pub rules however it is subjectively enforced usually involving emotive reasoning.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26397852 - 12/23/19 04:15 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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I think anyone that starts a thread in the social forums and feels they have any dominion over where that thread goes (providing it stays within the boundaries as defined by rules and manners) has a fundamental misunderstanding of the psychology of message boards, of humans, and very probably; of life itself.

It's like giving birth to a child and then expecting to always have complete power over said child.

It just doesn't work that way.



I never said I had 'dominion' over shit, I said it was cringe and irrelevant. You are on somethin today


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: lowbrow]
    #26397870 - 12/23/19 04:26 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Whenever I interact with people here who have that 'victim' mentality I almost always seem to be 'on something', according to said person. There's a distinct pattern.

Once again you seem to misguidedly believe that I do the same as you and pick up only on a recent example/low hanging fruit (microdosing, on this occasion) to latch onto but it's far more than that. I've seen you many times before have a whinge about when a thread doesn't go in the direction you want it.

Unfortunately I don't have the kind of epic memory that Burke & 1234 have but I'm sure I could find a bunch of examples, were I willing to put in the time.


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Technically it’s called spamming.  It’s against pub rules however it is subjectively enforced usually involving emotive reasoning.



I don't see any spamming above. He and ND were interacting. ND chose to engage, he even admitted that was his bad.

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    #26397915 - 12/23/19 04:53 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Tempalonomous]
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It always amazes me how they make such powerful drugs.  So nobody has to change lifestyle.  They barely even study herbs, other than to turn them into modified compounds for profit.


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    #26397979 - 12/23/19 05:25 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Saying funny insulting names isnt shitting all over a nation but if you just spam a bunch of obviously spiteful shit all seriously it's just cringe and hella bummer. But like I said it wasnt really derailing until I got on him for it and inadvertently reeled out his political rants, so I guess some blame goes on my shoulders, sure.



This is what I’m talking about.  Soon as I see one of morel’s posts I know that the fun is about to get sucked out of that thread.


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    #26398092 - 12/23/19 06:28 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Lol, all you do is post insults.  You post zero content worth anything at all.





Nah. I talk about star wars, and plants sometimes....and I'm a brunette, thank you very much.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: 1234go]
    #26398145 - 12/23/19 07:15 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Black hair is better.

You are just so sassy!  Very difficult to get to know and get along with.


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    #26398151 - 12/23/19 07:17 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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You are just so sassy!  Very difficult to get to know and get along with.



And yet so worth it.


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    #26398450 - 12/24/19 12:14 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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    #26398869 - 12/24/19 09:19 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Thanks, Jokeshop.  :love:


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Black hair is better.

You are just so sassy!  Very difficult to get to know and get along with.





So you're a man of convenience, and readymade friendships, I see.  That's not the best trait, but it's also not the worst. 

...and I dye it black sometimes.  :snub:


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    #26398880 - 12/24/19 09:24 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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    #26398887 - 12/24/19 09:26 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

No not really at all.  I'm an extremely avoidant personality.  Into the realm of paranoia.  But woman can be quite interesting, even though it can never work with any of them or anyone else.


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    #26398901 - 12/24/19 09:33 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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But woman can be quite interesting, even though it can never work with any of them or anyone else.





Not with that attitude it won't...:wink:


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: 1234go]
    #26398966 - 12/24/19 10:23 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

It will always end sooner or later.  I think very little about destiny with a partner and it's a huge logistical stress to imagine.  I have other interests and I feel it's wrong to put my energy frustrations into investing with anothers.

I did meet a very nice girl but I'm 12 years older.  She's very interesting, and I don't want to corrupt her worldly ways.  Nor even find put about her suffering as the illusion of her geing quite capable of being a saint is very nice.

Once in awhile I meet someone that is an inspiration.  It can be so horrifying to find out how much they reject that part of themselves. 

The worlds complicated and all I want is simple energy.  I care more for the fate of my dog because he is my responsability.  I cannot imagine a healthy stress load involving family or a partner.  Plus I am 38, my Dad was 41 when I as born.

Just having a kid I no nothing about keeping alive is terrfying.  A dog is way easier to a point.


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    #26399392 - 12/24/19 04:22 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

This place did bad touches on my delicate English sensibilities.


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    #26399739 - 12/24/19 09:59 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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This place did bad touches on my delicate English sensibilities.






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United States of Christmas.


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    #26400459 - 12/25/19 12:52 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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with *NO BЯITS ALLOWED* crudely written underneath



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    #26400469 - 12/25/19 01:00 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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    #26400477 - 12/25/19 01:16 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

They would make good band names!


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Velveeta Jesus, maybe...


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They would make good band names!





The Denver Superbowl Velveta Jesus Experience

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Genocide for free land.

Land of the stupid, home of the coward

Abuse of power

Wasp paradise

Inventors of lobotomy and the atom bomb





Just fucking leave this country if it's so horrible! It's funny how many people bitch about the usa and never leave. Would you like to know why we have such a problem with illegal immigrants? It's because it's better over here than most other places! God I hate new age hippies lol! Just move to Mexico or something you cry baby!


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    #26400550 - 12/25/19 02:39 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Just fucking leave this thread if you can't handle a little comedy.  You're the only crybaby in here.


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    #26400558 - 12/25/19 02:50 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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    #26400588 - 12/25/19 03:38 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Just fucking leave this thread if you can't handle a little comedy.  You're the only crybaby in here.




Are you kidding me? All you guys do on here is complain about the United states lol! You guys talk about presidents and laws on here more than anything else! He was trying to start a argument not give us comedy you f---.. Its not that the United states is bad you're just a bunch of lazy losers :yesnod:....


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    #26400661 - 12/25/19 04:40 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Regardless...you're the one that stormed in here, and started complaining.  We were just making goofy names.
People will always complain about their government...no matter how good or bad it is.  So, why don't you just fuck right off, and mind your own damn business, crybaby.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #26400713 - 12/25/19 05:20 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Shenmue is just pretending to be offended, he actually admits to loving watch people “cry” about American politics.  Just three and a half hours ago, he said (on the topic of Donald Trump’s 2020 campaign):

Quote:

Shenmue said:
I honestly hope he wins again so I can watch you people cry about it lol.




So I don’t know why he’s acting upset about this.  Typical snowflake, looking for anything to whine about.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #26400723 - 12/25/19 05:26 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Figjam.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: pineninja] * 1
    #26400742 - 12/25/19 05:31 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

United House of Church

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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #26401333 - 12/26/19 08:39 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Ah, of course.  Thanks for bringing that to our attention.  It's always the biggest bitch that does the most bitchin'...go figure.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #26401349 - 12/26/19 09:01 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
Shenmue is just pretending to be offended, he actually admits to loving watch people “cry” about American politics.  Just three and a half hours ago, he said (on the topic of Donald Trump’s 2020 campaign):

Quote:

Shenmue said:
I honestly hope he wins again so I can watch you people cry about it lol.




So I don’t know why he’s acting upset about this.  Typical snowflake, looking for anything to whine about.




At least I have the balls to work a difficult job and make real money. All you guy's do is sit around and play the victim role. You guys cry about wanting free college and health care as if it would solve all your problems :lol:. No you're just lazy! Pay for your own shit!!! Burke Dennings only a bitch would have 24,031 posts on the shroomery!!! Jesus christ do you ever leave the house lmao??


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Shenmue] * 2
    #26401359 - 12/26/19 09:12 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Shenmue said:
I don't believe in tough love at all! It just a excuse people use to be assholes.




What's your excuse then?


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Shenmue said:
Actually there's no such thing as love lol. That's just in the movie's. Quit your job then see if your lady still loves you :lol:..




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Shenmue said:
It definitely depends on the woman. It's really awesome when you're with someone that gets really into it and begs to get fucked. Unfortunately most women are kind of boring in bed. They kind of just lay there and breath heavy lol. Like I said it's nothing like you see in porn..




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It's honestly not what you think it is. Buy a fleshlight, warm it up using water in the bathtub and use a good lube. That will kind give you a good idea what vaginas feel like. Of course it's not exactly like a real vagina but it will kind of give you a good idea. They honestly don't smell very good. Even clean vaginas have a weird fishy smell. Sex is honestly kind of overrated. It feels good but it's nothing like you see in porn.





...and this is just depressing, but at least I understand now why you're such a whiny little chump.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Shenmue] * 1
    #26401365 - 12/26/19 09:23 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Shenmue said:
Just fucking leave this country if it's so horrible! It's funny how many people bitch about the usa and never leave. Would you like to know why we have such a problem with illegal immigrants? It's because it's better over here than most other places!



LOL. Your response is so predictably typical it's almost satirical.

You seem to conflate that fact that it's easier to earn money here than in most places in the world with it being better here than most places in the world. Here's a protip:

Money does not buy happiness; America is one of the least happy places in the western world.

Thanks for finding those quotes 1234. Really puts this in perspective. Shenmue is a classic example of someone that just needs a good hard fucking to release all his pent up energy and aggression.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Shenmue] * 1
    #26401380 - 12/26/19 09:36 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Shenmue said:
Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
Shenmue is just pretending to be offended, he actually admits to loving watch people “cry” about American politics.  Just three and a half hours ago, he said (on the topic of Donald Trump’s 2020 campaign):

Quote:

Shenmue said:
I honestly hope he wins again so I can watch you people cry about it lol.




So I don’t know why he’s acting upset about this.  Typical snowflake, looking for anything to whine about.




At least I have the balls to work a difficult job and make real money. All you guy's do is sit around and play the victim role. You guys cry about wanting free college and health care as if it would solve all your problems :lol:. No you're just lazy! Pay for your own shit!!! Burke Dennings only a bitch would have 24,031 posts on the shroomery!!! Jesus christ do you ever leave the house lmao??






WalMart greeter doesn't qualify as a difficult job nor making real money.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Shenmue] * 7
    #26401404 - 12/26/19 09:55 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Shenmue said:

At least I have the balls to work a difficult job and make real money. All you guy's do is sit around and play the victim role. You guys cry about wanting free college and health care as if it would solve all your problems :lol:. No you're just lazy! Pay for your own shit!!! Burke Dennings only a bitch would have 24,031 posts on the shroomery!!! Jesus christ do you ever leave the house lmao??




What's this you've said to me, my good friend?
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #26401408 - 12/26/19 09:58 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Awwwww. Burkey baby is so good at making fwiends!!

I haz all of the jealousies.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26401508 - 12/26/19 11:30 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Land of the Free


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Herbologist]
    #26401782 - 12/26/19 03:32 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Uncle Sams Misguided Children at times.

I almost joined the Marines.  My cross country buddy who is religious seriously tried.  I saw too much in the booklet.  I knew it was death.

I see some seasoned vets around.  Some are very subconscious.  They love my dog.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Morel Guy]
    #26402015 - 12/26/19 06:38 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

United States of Epic Measurments bro.


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Amanita86]
    #26402021 - 12/26/19 06:46 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: Morel Guy]
    #26402090 - 12/26/19 07:33 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Uncle Sams Misguided Children at times.

I almost joined the Marines.  My cross country buddy who is religious seriously tried.  I saw too much in the booklet.  I knew it was death.

I see some seasoned vets around.  Some are very subconscious.  They love my dog.



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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: lowbrow]
    #26404812 - 12/28/19 02:23 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Clatu Verata Nicto


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Re: Alternate Names for the United States of America [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26405343 - 12/28/19 08:19 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Shit wages- the country


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