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Re: Dear God, in case you forgot: I'm GAY. [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #26390138 - 12/19/19 06:18 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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LogicaL Chaos said:
Perhaps the "love" card meant a friendship? Have u consulted your spirit guide yet? What did spirit guide say?

Also, I have to ask: Do u find butch lesbian ladies attractive?





Actually the signs are very clear. For divination I use two Tarot decks, one representing the Other (an African deck) and one representing the Self (a European deck). The Lovers card fell on the Other deck, on My side it was matched with a Friendship card.

My Spirit Guide is perfectly clear: "you're gay, so go for friendship, see if thats enough for her - if it isn't, it wasn't Love to begin with on her side because someone in true Love will stick with you just to be with you. You need a a friend and feminine influence in your life, she is a single mom and she and her kid need a decent, intelligent, stable male archetype in their lives. If friendship between you two works out, in addition to having found a friend you can unload tons of fatherly advice and intellectual stimulation on the kid and in doing so, add substantially to the kid's upbringing. You are a fatherly personality but gay, the kid could be a son by proxy just as he so readily wanted to accept you as a surrogate father figure. There is a solution here for 3 people if she can accept not having you as a lover, as I intend someone else entirely, a gay guy, to cross your path at the right time. Bite down on this opportunity to gain a friend like you're Jaws at Cable Junction and let My Power fry you, my big fish."


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LogicaL Chaos said:

Also, I have to ask: Do u find butch lesbian ladies attractive?





When a lady has some masculine features, they become more relatable to me, yes it works that way.

I like a woman to be strongly feminine though, even if that means it turns me off sexually.

I like when either testosterone or estrogen has a good grip over a person.

If I was a straight guy open to black women, she was hot though.


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Re: Dear God, in case you forgot: I'm GAY. [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
    #26390145 - 12/19/19 06:21 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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larry.fisherman said:
Just pretend you're a mechanic and you're using your dipstick to see if she's well lubricated.




Dip sticks are specific to the equipment they are intended for, though, or they might not rise to the occasion, to mutual discomfort :cookiemonster:


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Sugabearcrisp said:
But asante, have you been pegged by a dom woman?




I would pay to avoid having a woman sticking things in me. That goes for dentists too btw :lol:


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Re: Dear God, in case you forgot: I'm GAY. [Re: Asante]
    #26390168 - 12/19/19 06:37 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

I bet you wouldn't enjoy it when she gets creamy.  That's some freaky stuff right there.


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