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Dear God, in case you forgot: I'm GAY. * 1
    #26388970 - 12/18/19 03:21 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

This morning I pulled my Tarot and I was struck with love cards. Sweet.

This afternoon I went swimming and, well, this charming black lady I chatted with before at the pool starts laying moves on me something awesome and her maybe 6yo kid was all over me like Instant New Daddy Figure and I was kinda like :aghast: at this shower of affection.

Given she is very charming and I'm well, as gay as a doorknob but looking to expand my circle of friends, maybe she can vibe with the notion of not having found the life partner she sees in me :naughty: but perhaps we could be friends.

Friendzoning myself :lol:

Lets see if she's still as charming when she realizes a relationship is not in the pipes. I suspect, to a pleasant degree she would be.

Her situation is clear, single mom raising a little son, both could benefit from a decent Real ManTM in their lives, this could work out well for her situation and to me she seemed interesting friendship material, we had some interesting, viable conversation.

I spend way too much time behind the computer anyway :shrug:






Because this is the Shroomery I like to add: Metandienone. Ever since I occasionally take 5mg doses of this anabolic steroid to recover from exercise, not just do I have the feeling that my mental masculinity has developed further in how I act, but the opposite sex is REALLY starting to take more note of me than in my life previous. I exude Manhood more strongly and this tickles their femininity. Completely useless to me as a gay man (though in a gay bar it would likely have its effects too) This is a lasting effect, this anabolic steroid has "manned me up" in a way that endures, even after months of no use. So if some of you are over the age of 25 and a bit too "boyish/insecure" to your taste, you might want to occasionally pop a single Anabol-5 after your workout. With all the endocrine disruptors like BPA out there, I could see this as useful for more than a few men.

Its NOT suitable for women.





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Re: Dear God, in case you forgot: I'm GAY. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26389097 - 12/18/19 04:32 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

I don't think people are gay or strait.  I think we developed a certain interest and the subconscious just doesn't change over night.

You could have a female life partner that is nonsexual.  Of course it wouldn't work if she had feelings and was demanding.  Communes are pretty much built around the idea of life partners.  Some communes are sexual, and some are for group support.

Sex is over rated anyway.  It's not even great at numbing us, not for long at least.


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Re: Dear God, in case you forgot: I'm GAY. [Re: Asante] * 4
    #26389100 - 12/18/19 04:33 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Steroids are going to have you married and with a kid in less than a year. Congratulations!!    :leocheers:


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Re: Dear God, in case you forgot: I'm GAY. [Re: qman]
    #26389136 - 12/18/19 04:50 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Steroids are going to have you married and with a kid in less than a year. Congratulations!!    :leocheers:





:rotfl: it would be a worthy continuation of Asante's Zany Drug Adventures.


Shrooms make you gay.. Roids make you str8 :lol:


The one we're talking is the main one that made Arnold Schwarzenegger into Conan btw.




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Re: Dear God, in case you forgot: I'm GAY. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26389140 - 12/18/19 04:53 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

I do recall telling you to put "try some pussy" on your bucket list. Now's your time to shine.


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Re: Dear God, in case you forgot: I'm GAY. [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #26389169 - 12/18/19 05:06 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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I do recall telling you to put "try some pussy" on your bucket list. Now's your time to shine.





She's attractive, she's charming, shes laying moves on me.. Still pussy and I don't relate, pussies are to crawl out of, not to partially stuff yourself back into :no:

It would be unworthy to her to use her as an experiment, she has a kid and wants to commit. I'd raise falso hopes and in doing so be another bad male in her life who exploits her and bails. Fuck being that kind of man.

I'd seriously rather mutually experiment with a lesbian. That way we both are in full knowledge of being out of our comfort zone.


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Re: Dear God, in case you forgot: I'm GAY. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26389190 - 12/18/19 05:16 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Sex is out of my comfort zone.  Honestly the only girl I been with felt more like a dude than I expected.

Humans of any sex are still humans.  So that is just kinda there.


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Re: Dear God, in case you forgot: I'm GAY. [Re: Morel Guy]
    #26389250 - 12/18/19 05:53 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Maybe you havent found Mrs Right yet?

If you're straight, a girl feeling like a dude sounds out of your comfort zone :/


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Re: Dear God, in case you forgot: I'm GAY. [Re: Asante]
    #26389290 - 12/18/19 06:11 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

I'd just clear the air and let her know of your orientation. If you have a current partner or a past partner, bring them up in conversation if you don't want to be direct... which might be best to avoid rejection or her feeling you assumed an intent that wasn't there and thereby ruined a potential friendship.

Also sounds like you enjoyed the attention. There are plenty of ways to be a good friend for someone like her by building trust, also don't assume you're a shining knight on a white horse (real man) she needs, it is masochistic and presumptuous, maybe she don't need you or any man... just sayin


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Re: Dear God, in case you forgot: I'm GAY. [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
    #26389300 - 12/18/19 06:19 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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also don't assume you're a shining knight on a white horse




I don't see myself as such but she clearly had hearts for eyes throughout the whole thing :smile:

Once those hearts wear of and its clear I'm interested in being friendzoned only we'll see what will be left of her interest.

Many people have the attitude of not wanting "mere friendship" out of someone they regard as a potential partner.

She made a really positive impression, if it remains in friendship when her rose-colored glasses come off and she sees the real me, then friendship it is.


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Re: Dear God, in case you forgot: I'm GAY. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26389508 - 12/18/19 08:19 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Dude, your cards told ya..... No backsies :awehigh:


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Re: Dear God, in case you forgot: I'm GAY. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26389669 - 12/18/19 09:43 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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This morning I pulled my Tarot and I was struck with love cards. Sweet.
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Her situation is clear, single mom raising a little son, both could benefit from a decent Real ManTM in their lives, this could work out well for her situation and to me she seemed interesting friendship material, we had some interesting, viable conversation.
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maybe her flamboyantly gay brother is in the cards for you to meet


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Re: Dear God, in case you forgot: I'm GAY. [Re: Tantrika] * 1
    #26389673 - 12/18/19 09:46 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

No backsies :notsureif: :p


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Re: Dear God, in case you forgot: I'm GAY. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26389836 - 12/18/19 11:46 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Maybe just maybe you could pull a Koods-like relationship and have a "pretend wife" :shrug:

Ive met some friendly black ladies before. They can be quite charming indeed :awesome:


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Re: Dear God, in case you forgot: I'm GAY. [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #26389903 - 12/19/19 01:19 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Asante, why would you make this thread if you didn't want to date her. It's ok, be honest with yourself please. Tell her your story and give dating a try. Maybe she is even into butt stuff and strap on stuff!!!

Plus pussy is awesome, pussy is the greatest!


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Re: Dear God, in case you forgot: I'm GAY. [Re: Lophosaurus] * 1
    #26390010 - 12/19/19 03:55 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Dear God, in case you forgot: I'm GAY. [Re: Shiithead]
    #26390095 - 12/19/19 05:43 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

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spirit_shadow said:
Dude, your cards told ya..... No backsies :awehigh:





I'm taken aback by that comment.


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Lophosaurus said:
Maybe she is even into butt stuff and strap on stuff!!!









I'm talking -friendship- you know. Gays can have straight female friends, its a thing.



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Tantrika said:

maybe her flamboyantly gay brother is in the cards for you to meet





Now you're talking. I don't know how deep this rabbithole goes, I just know I want to explore it  :aliceshocker:

No not like that :lol:



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LogicaL Chaos said:

Ive met some friendly black ladies before. They can be quite charming indeed :awesome:




Ladies in general have that feminine charm thing. It just hits me in the X chromosome, not in the Y chromosome, so I hope she won't be disapopointed Y it doesnt progress to sex.

I'm just not particularly attracted to women.






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Asante, why would you make this thread if you didn't want to date her. It's ok, be honest with yourself please. Tell her your story and give dating a try.





Its:




vs:




I'll go for whats behind Door #2 please :yesnod:


I'm really looking to get friendzoned cause I think she'd be a worthwhile friend, based on our conversations where she became increasingly rampant as a female :lol:



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Dshsb




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Re: Dear God, in case you forgot: I'm GAY. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26390105 - 12/19/19 05:54 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Perhaps the "love" card meant a friendship? Have u consulted your spirit guide yet? What did spirit guide say?

Also, I have to ask: Do u find butch lesbian ladies attractive?


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Re: Dear God, in case you forgot: I'm GAY. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26390111 - 12/19/19 05:58 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Just pretend you're a mechanic and you're using your dipstick to see if she's well lubricated.


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Re: Dear God, in case you forgot: I'm GAY. [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #26390114 - 12/19/19 06:02 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

But asante, have you been pegged by a dom woman?


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